Hunter Altman (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} maltman) wrote,@ 2003-12-12 23:47:00 |
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Looking at the clues in the names, what DVD case was on my desk as I typed this?
A Note/Disclaimer: This is a 'Photo Story', with the images compiled on Wednsday, December 10th, 2003 at Smithtown High School. I understand that some people may be inadvertantly in some of these images, and if you or anyone you know would like to request that their image be removed, I will oblige (if you're the centerpiece of the image, I'll beg first). I apologize for any accidental infringement of rights. But know this- if anyone tries to get legal action on me, I'm taking the snapfish system down with me... I didn't use it, granted, but everyone else posts pictures there. I'm like an Indie Filmmaker, and they're Hollywood. Don't take me down because you hated The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
Also, although the hard copy (printed out) of this that was circulated through SHS used real names, I'll fabricate unless any photographees would like their names. As in, those who think they're dead sexy and want the world to know. This means you, Rach. But no real names on the picture unless permission granted.
Everything is behind a LJ cut for two reasons: 1) so that people don't yell at me for putting the pictures out fully in the open; 2) It's 26 pictures and I have friends whose Friends Pages would severely lag.
A Picture Says Somewhere Near 74 Words, I'd Say
Images and Story by Hunter Altman
Looking into the photo album, young Dan knew that a story would be on hand. And looking at this photo, young Dan knew that if we were in a movie, we would do some crazy zoom in to start thus story.
Ms. Q was hard at work preparing her lessons for the day. It was going to be great, she just knew it, but alas, it all came tumbling down.
Suzy looked back with an evil glint in her eye. Yes, she thought, this would be crazy.
"Heh, heh, heh" agreed Dave.
Joe, Bob, and Joe-Bob all mentally prepared for the uprising.
Ms. Palminteri, taking Ms. Q's place, had no idea what was going on.
"Something smells bad", thought Kaitlyn. "Something smells REALLY bad."
The students acted all sincere, behaving.
They hid their plan well, I say.
However, some people wanted nothing of it.
Especially Jackie, but with the evil stare by Al-Cat, it was off!
Insanity ravaged the classroom! Everyone went nuts!
Ms. Postlewaite entered the classroom and couldn't believe what was going on before her eyes!
Kevin saw this as an opportunity, one that he would not waste.
Mitch grinned, and said 'Go for it' from outside.
And so, Kevin took over the classroom! He turned Ms. Baldwin into a simpleminded student... one who he reprimanded for every disparaging comment she ever made!
Mr. Spacey, awakened from his lunch, was powerless to defend himself against the riot! He knew his only hope was to call on the help of super social worker, Mr. Pollack!
Unfortunately, Mr. Pollack is an elf.
Their last attempt was to call Ms. Del Toro, the only one with wits greater than...
Nina, who was smart enough to escape while she could.
Alas, Del Toro was not as lucky when she faced the unexpectedly powerful Sexy Gretchen!
After the decisive defeat, she could only look up from the floor to see Sarah, with her insane grin.
Mr. Byrne could not comprehend how all of this could be possible, and all he could think about was suicide.
Todd didn't like that idea very much at all.
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After it was all over and done with, they searched long and far for the true instigator. Little did they know it was... JOHN O!
Dan walked away from this story, wondering what the **** just happened.
A Note/Disclaimer: This is a 'Photo Story', with the images compiled on Wednsday, December 10th, 2003 at Smithtown High School. I understand that some people may be inadvertantly in some of these images, and if you or anyone you know would like to request that their image be removed, I will oblige (if you're the centerpiece of the image, I'll beg first). I apologize for any accidental infringement of rights. But know this- if anyone tries to get legal action on me, I'm taking the snapfish system down with me... I didn't use it, granted, but everyone else posts pictures there. I'm like an Indie Filmmaker, and they're Hollywood. Don't take me down because you hated The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
Also, although the hard copy (printed out) of this that was circulated through SHS used real names, I'll fabricate unless any photographees would like their names. As in, those who think they're dead sexy and want the world to know. This means you, Rach. But no real names on the picture unless permission granted.
Everything is behind a LJ cut for two reasons: 1) so that people don't yell at me for putting the pictures out fully in the open; 2) It's 26 pictures and I have friends whose Friends Pages would severely lag.
A Picture Says Somewhere Near 74 Words, I'd Say
Images and Story by Hunter Altman
Looking into the photo album, young Dan knew that a story would be on hand. And looking at this photo, young Dan knew that if we were in a movie, we would do some crazy zoom in to start thus story.
Ms. Q was hard at work preparing her lessons for the day. It was going to be great, she just knew it, but alas, it all came tumbling down.
Suzy looked back with an evil glint in her eye. Yes, she thought, this would be crazy.
"Heh, heh, heh" agreed Dave.
Joe, Bob, and Joe-Bob all mentally prepared for the uprising.
Ms. Palminteri, taking Ms. Q's place, had no idea what was going on.
"Something smells bad", thought Kaitlyn. "Something smells REALLY bad."
The students acted all sincere, behaving.
They hid their plan well, I say.
However, some people wanted nothing of it.
Especially Jackie, but with the evil stare by Al-Cat, it was off!
Insanity ravaged the classroom! Everyone went nuts!
Ms. Postlewaite entered the classroom and couldn't believe what was going on before her eyes!
Kevin saw this as an opportunity, one that he would not waste.
Mitch grinned, and said 'Go for it' from outside.
And so, Kevin took over the classroom! He turned Ms. Baldwin into a simpleminded student... one who he reprimanded for every disparaging comment she ever made!
Mr. Spacey, awakened from his lunch, was powerless to defend himself against the riot! He knew his only hope was to call on the help of super social worker, Mr. Pollack!
Unfortunately, Mr. Pollack is an elf.
Their last attempt was to call Ms. Del Toro, the only one with wits greater than...
Nina, who was smart enough to escape while she could.
Alas, Del Toro was not as lucky when she faced the unexpectedly powerful Sexy Gretchen!
After the decisive defeat, she could only look up from the floor to see Sarah, with her insane grin.
Mr. Byrne could not comprehend how all of this could be possible, and all he could think about was suicide.
Todd didn't like that idea very much at all.
-----------
After it was all over and done with, they searched long and far for the true instigator. Little did they know it was... JOHN O!
Dan walked away from this story, wondering what the **** just happened.
