| You told me you weren't gonna let him get hurt! [He breathin'.] |
[26 Mar 2006|09:54pm] |
Jin. You and your unholy union with livejournal need to stand up and take it out back with me. Here, let me help make it an official fight: Yo momma burns stuff.
Already getting out the coosh and the brick for a rumble,
Sengoku out!
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| Today we celebrate our Independence Day! |
[29 May 2005|09:23pm] |
Or will be. Soon. Very soon. I have prepared a final farewell that my teachers will not soon forget.
But I must leave the specifics of this farewell to another day.
Too bad there's no space aliens. I could have used them to get out of my finals.
"Borrowing" the toolbox of WD40 and duct tape,
Sengoku out!
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| Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent. |
[22 May 2005|08:33pm] |
I rescued the fair lady from the keep of evil suffering and have returned her to the arms of her beloved ... which is me. It's like being both the prince and the pirate in the same story!
Oh. And I have tests. But that's hardly important to my future wellbeing at all.
Setting a world record at vacating the computer,
Sengoku out!
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| What do they do when they "sort of love each other"? |
[15 May 2005|09:04pm] |
The lucky is flirting with me. Flirting. Seriously. I mean it. I jest not. She's been playing her fickle charms with someone else and winking over her shoulder at me.
( Private )
Giving chase to fanciful maidens,
Sengoku out!
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| How's your poem coming? [The end is proving difficult.] |
[01 May 2005|08:40pm] |
Curl and coil, golden
glass beneath thick claws, sharp teeth
snap, roil on hot sands.
Japanese class is the livin' pits. THE PITS.
Wanting freedom like socks want escape beneath beds,
Sengoku out!
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| Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can't come. |
[18 Apr 2005|09:59pm] |
Huh. Yesterday was something else. Saeki is a funny, funny man and he plus Fuji are the bestest buds ever. I'd almost feel bad for that other guy if I could exactly remember why he needed to suffer what he needed to suffer. Poor fool.
( Private )
To err is human, to drink is divine,
Sengoku out!
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| Money is the world's curse. [May the Lord smite me with it! And may I never recover!] |
[17 Apr 2005|11:39pm] |
I had to do some, zounds!, shopping today. Needed some more bits of tinkly tree innards and warm squishy white goo of the rubber and chemical blossom. Yea, verily I required it. I also need to sharpen my doohickey with the juice of the oil tin. Yea, unto oiliness. Let it be done, oh let it be done!
Practicing the sacred words of the sacred texts and all the sacred mysteries,
Sengoku out!
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| Court is adjourned. |
[09 Apr 2005|10:26pm] |
Pink clouds fall freshly
over wet bloodstained ground; drifting
gently on the lake.
( Private )
Having been beaten by my mother's shoe into doing my homework,
Sengoku out!
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| Your honor, I object |
[03 Apr 2005|12:23pm] |
To the incredible amounts of homework that just got piled on me. There must be tests around the corner. Or maybe teachers conspiring to keep me too busy to cause trouble. Hah! Little do they know that even homework can be used to cause trouble. Really. I'm serious! Stop laughing like that!
You too, Chocolate. Here, eat some homework.
Objectifying my homework as an insult to it's femininity,
Sengoku out!
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| I feel very sorry for Wonka. It's gonna cost him a fortune in fudge. |
[27 Mar 2005|10:33pm] |
Merry Spring to all and to all a bowl of fudge with fudginess and an extra helping of chocolate.
( Private )
Suspecting something fudgey afoot,
Sengoku out!
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| Uh. I'm sorry. I just hallucinated. |
[14 Mar 2005|08:18am] |
The day that tests human survival is now past. I think I just won a million dollars!
( Private )
( Yanagi )
Ah love, it makes the gizzard quiver with affection,
Sengoku out!
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| I want a whole bunch of phone taps. |
[08 Mar 2005|11:20pm] |
My frog has gone missing. Where could he be? He'll be lonely all by himself!
( Private )
In search of small green things from Mars,
Sengoku out!
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| Only one can survive. |
[27 Feb 2005|08:42pm] |
Holy operating phantasms, Batman!
Spring training is the absolute pits. Completely. Absolutely. We did friggin' obstacle courses today. Who's crack pot idea was that? Was it you Minami? Or was it just Banji.
It was probably Banji. Definitely Banji. No question.
Argh. I bet he was ... never mind, not going to say it. So not going there.
Oh. HI WORLD!
Sore in places a human is not meant to be sore,
Sengoku out!
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| Endorphins make you happy. |
[14 Feb 2005|10:52pm] |
Ah, Valentines Day. One of the best days of the year. I delivered ever so much chocolate ... and a paper heart.
I also got more chocolate than a human being can carry home at one time. I had to make seven trips. Really, this is getting out of hand.
Except for Sakuno-chan's chocolate, which was extra special. Thanks, Sakuno-chan!
( Private )
Oh, yes ... Happy Valentines Day, Jin. Hope you enjoyed your Locker of Love.
I've worn mistletoe, but now I wear wings,
Sengoku out!
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| Good boy, Dex. |
[07 Feb 2005|10:23pm] |
Saeki, you dumbass husband. How did you get in the hospital?! And no, I don't require you to answer that since obviously you are lying in a white bed somewhere hopped up on morphine. I'll visit you shortly. With something that won't be as cool as the morphine.
Talking to myself,
Sengoku out!
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| This whole thing was a trap. |
[04 Feb 2005|07:21pm] |
The enemy is about. VERILY HE STALKS THE NIGHT (and the day)! BEWARE HIS EVIL!
He's coughcoughYanagicoughcough.
Score: Enemy 4; Sengoku 1. Not a good beginning. BUT FROG POWER WILL TRIUMPH.
Plotting a thorough and complete vengeance,
Sengoku out!
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| That woman wears a lot of pink? |
[30 Jan 2005|11:15pm] |
I need a hat, a wing, and a prayer.
The park was cold and chocolately today.
Fukobuchous meet under cherry blossoms.
Haikus should always have mention of cherry blossoms. Even when there were no cherry blossoms to be seem. It's too damn cold for them. They no when not to come out.
Polishing the pen of a master with a pointed object,
Sengoku out!
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| Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed. |
[23 Jan 2005|10:55pm] |
You what I realized today? I need a new hat. Wooly in nature, I think, in green, with a little pompom top .... because it is wicked cold outside and my ears are all cold.
Sah, too bad mom refuses to get me one ... she thinks my old one is just fine. I claim it's too small.
Yup, a hat is just what I need.
Contemplating a hatless existence with woe,
Sengoku out!
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| I've been kidnapped by K-Mart! |
[16 Jan 2005|10:36pm] |
Saeki.
I have your hat.
Should you ever want it back ... well, actually, you'll never get it back.
Bwahahahahaha!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled program,
Sengoku out!
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| This is CHRISTMAS. The season of perpetual hope. And I don't care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike. |
[26 Dec 2004|09:45pm] |
Hiding out where all those well wishers can't find me.
Except Touji. He was real good at finding me.
As for the rest of you, who I know are reading this, too bad so sad for you. I am invisible!
Will share the loot later,
Sengoku out!
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