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QotD [Jul. 17th, 2008|02:58 pm]
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[mood | amused]

I'm looking for backing for an unauthorized auto-biography that I am writing. Hopefully, this will sell in such huge numbers that I will be able to sue myself for an extraordinary amount of money and finance the film version in which I will play everybody.

I re-invented my image so many times that I'm in denial that I was originally an overweight Korean woman.

- David Bowie

Ye gods, those are funny :)
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Harry Potter Broadcast System [Jul. 15th, 2008|09:04 am]
Warner Bros. Mexico has confirmed to Blog Hogwarts that the official teaser trailer for Half-Blood Prince will be released on August 1, 2008, when it will be attached to the forthcoming The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor.

We are currently unaware of the online release date for the trailer, and will update with more information about the teaser when we receive information.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince hits theatres November 21, 2008.
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[Jul. 13th, 2008|06:05 pm]
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[mood | confused]

Have you ever had one of those weird experiences where you think a couple friends of yours hate each other and find out they don't? Or the opposite?

Yeah ... me too :(
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[Jul. 2nd, 2008|07:17 am]
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[mood | lol]

It's my birthday! And my first present this morning? Megan sneezing snot all over me. Needless to say, my other plans are now on hold since she won't be going to school today.

Happy 31st birthday to me! :)

And this made me LOL ... even made Megan LOL, but she didn't know why :P

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Credit to HedgehogBeeblebrox
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[Jun. 26th, 2008|03:33 pm]
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[mood | embarrassed]

ZOMG! I have been so busy this past week that I totally forgot about a birfdai!

Happy Birthday [info]brian_dare!

Sorry I am late :(
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[Jun. 24th, 2008|07:48 am]
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WELCOME TO THE INTERNET!!
- The men are men
- The women are usually men
- 15 year old girls are FBI agents
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[Jun. 24th, 2008|07:41 am]
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[mood | tired]

Mom's Meme )
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[Jun. 22nd, 2008|07:40 am]
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[mood | tired]

I honestly can't remember if I ever posted the requested pics of the paint job I did in Megan's room, so here it is :)

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So there you have it. Stay tuned, I'll be posting pics of our most recent improvements soon :)
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The virus of meme continues [Jun. 19th, 2008|02:11 pm]
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[mood | cranky]

Memes under here )
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FAQ : So you have a demon [Jun. 16th, 2008|08:47 am]
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[mood | bitchy]

FAQ: So you have a demon
How to deal with an immortal evil )
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[Jun. 13th, 2008|01:26 pm]
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Boobs Tits Picture Comments
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There is such a thing as having boobs that are too big.
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[Jun. 13th, 2008|01:22 pm]
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You Are 80% Abnormal



You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.



You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.



You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.



You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.



You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

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[Jun. 13th, 2008|07:01 am]
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Ok, only the girls are going to really get this one ...

Don't you hate it when you lose track of time and can't remember your cycle? And for maybe a week you try to figure out when your last one was ... was it that weekend you were at the restaurant? No, you were wearing light pants ... etc etc ...

So, you get a bit paranoid and worry that you might be pregnant (if the situation applies) ... you accidentally missed a pill one day a couple weeks ago, maybe the little buggers got thru?! And the more you think about it, the more paranoid you become until you finally go down to the store and buy a test.

You come home, take the test, but no matter what, you are going to take the other test in the box in a few days anyway. That's why they give you two, because they know you will freak out and think the first might be faulty. You get the 'Not Pregnant' and breathe a little easier, but the 2nd test is still on the agenda. You get a few things done around the house before bed and settle in til the morning.

At which time, you get up and make your way sleepily to the bathroom. Where you make the discovery that you just wasted $10 on a test.

/facepalm

On the upside though, that Haunted Pub Crawl you are going on tonight can include alcohol now ... on the downside, by that time tonight, your cramps are going to make you loathe walking.

Meh ... you win some, you lose some :)
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[Jun. 9th, 2008|08:55 am]
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50

As a 1930s wife, I am
Average

Take the test!



Does the World of Warcraft DMT Kara Raiding Club count as a 'Woman's Organization'? ;)

My personality type: the harmony-seeking idealist. Take the free iPersonic personality test!
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[Jun. 5th, 2008|09:28 am]
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[May. 24th, 2008|12:04 am]
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Humorous Pictures
more cat pictures
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snagged from MySpacer, Phire Wunjo [May. 21st, 2008|01:14 pm]


The best ABC song ever.

(Thank to [info]brian_dare for showing me how to use LJ ... normally I just c&p, but this time I actually had to DO something :P)
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[May. 19th, 2008|03:52 pm]
Happy nuptuals to George Takei :)

http://trekmovie.com/2008/05/17/george-takei-getting-married/
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[May. 14th, 2008|06:45 pm]
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OMG LOL

Ok, my guild has been having a 'This is the Worst Music Video Ever' contest. That's where the 'I like Big Books' song came from. We have been trying to one up each other with awfulness. I am now going to sunject you all to it as well. I am very serious, these are hysterical in their awfulness. Some are non-work safe, but they are all really worth the watch/listen. I'll update as more come rolling in.

This one might be my favorite : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWOzUzJd6wM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo

Kinda punky : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj-GIAACClc&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPnGPIMUnus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbknGnZXHUk (Admit it, you liked it when it came out!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0aXY2pM2sA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpI7znS8Fuc (I like this song, but the vid is crap)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzhL-0_pC3E (Ditto above)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhAHGOp7Pe4&feature=related

And before you ask, Yes. My guildees and I have too much time on our hands.
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[May. 14th, 2008|11:16 am]
Have your sound on and be somewhere you can laugh out loud.



Sir Mix-a-Lot + Jesus = Baby Got Book
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