Can't stop me now!! I love my friends, and getting dressed up!!

( Pru and Trude from Kath n Kim )

( KT and Sezza )

( When too much colour isn't even nearly enough! )

( Colour peace )

( The man of the moment )

( Jungle fever )

( Spunky Munky )

( I'm not the only one crazy about Rocky )

( Lolita and maid )

Now, for the reason I've been so slack on communicating on here, I found a boy. I'm sure I wrote about him, Alan.

We met at Rocky Horror, when I was dressed up and he was too. He was working as a volunteer behind the bar, in a nurses uniform. We hit it off straight away, took lots of photos and then parted ways. This was in July 2007. I went back in August and he was there again, dressed amazingly again. More photos and then we parted again. I blindly assumed he was gay since he was in drag but wanted to get to know him whatever his preference was. I got his email address off Kristian, the guy who runs the night. I only ended up writing my first email to him in October. He ended up being overseas at the time, we started exchanging regular emails. I met him for the first time at his house and he cooked me dinner, I was still thinking to myself that he was gay, so ended up getting into a dress of his in front of him, hehe.

Dinner was lovely and I turned up again the next night to get dressed up with him and go to see The Shining because it was Halloween. So there you go, our first date was to see The Shining and he was in full drag, photos to follow. I couldn't keep my hands off him and we ended up making out at the end of the movie, I was in white face so I got a bit smudgy :)

It's all gone from there. I've bought my first corset, we get dressed up all the time together, I'm the happiest I've ever been :)

( Our first meeting )

( Our second meeting )

( Our first date )

( Kristian's birthday party )

( A very deliberate bushwalk )

( We saw Amanda Palmer )

( Off to a trashy rave )

So much still to come but I'm getting a sore back from sitting here too long working on this!!!

Ready for me to show off?

Here we are then, it's been months, I have a digital camera now, watch out!!

( KT and her boys off to the casino )

( Halloween 07 )

( I do like the bling )

( Arty )

( Pose pose pose )

From the very silly but sweet movie "The Magical Legend of the Leprecauns"

A leprecaun prince has just seen a fairy princess for the first time, their fathers are enemies but of course these two fall for each other :)

She says:

"And what are you staring at?"

He says:

"Only the fairest beauty that ever stood before the eyes of a man since Helen dancing her willing way along the wondering walls of Troy"

She says:

"It's only a gift of words that you shower me with but I have to say that they shine."

He says:

"Oh you shine, princess mine, you shine!"

*is silly and romantic*

Gosh it's been ages and ages and AGES since I've been on here!!

How is everyone? Does anyone still see my journal?

I'm having a great time in my life, maybe that's why I'm never in here? I do waste all my time in facebook as well.....hehehe

Please comment and tell me if you're still here so we can catch up!

♥ from KT

Some actual responses to actual questions posed to the Australian Tourism website..

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

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Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

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Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.

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Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?

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Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.

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Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

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Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

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Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is... Oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

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Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
A: You are a British politician, right?

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Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.

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Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

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Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking. oh this is my FAVOURITE!!

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Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

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Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay night clubs.

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Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.

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Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.

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Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.

Everyone in my street I live in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident stray tomcat. Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating garbage, and shall we say, love.

The combination of these things combined with a life spent outside had their effect on Ugly. To start with, he had only one eye, and where the other should have been was a gaping hole. He was also missing his ear on the same side, his left foot has appeared to have been badly broken at one time, and had healed at an unnatural angle, making him look like he was always turning the corner. His tail has long since been lost, leaving only the smallest stub, which he would constantly jerk and twitch.

Ugly would have been a dark gray tabby striped-type, except for the sores covering his head, neck, even his shoulders with thick, yellowing scabs. Every time someone saw Ugly there was the same reaction. "That's one UGLY cat!!"

All the children were warned not to touch him, the adults threw rocks at him, hosed him down, squirted him when he tried to come in their homes, or shut his paws in the door when he would not leave.

Ugly always had the same reaction. If you turned the hose on him, he would stand there, getting soaked until you gave up and quit. If you threw things at him, he would curl his lanky body around feet in forgiveness. Whenever he spied children, he would come running meowing frantically and bump his head against their hands, begging for their love. If you ever picked him up he would immediately begin suckling on your shirt, jumper, whatever he could find.

One day Ugly shared his love with the neighbors huskies. They did not respond kindly, and Ugly was badly mauled. From my house I could hear his screams, and I tried to rush to his aid. By the time I got to where he was laying, it was apparent Ugly's sad life was almost at an end.

Ugly lay in a wet circle, his back legs and lower back twisted grossly out of shape, a gaping tear in the white strip of fur that ran down his front. As I picked him up and tried to carry him home I could hear him wheezing and gasping, and could feel him struggling. I must be hurting him terribly I thought.

Then I felt a familiar tugging, sucking sensation on my ear- Ugly, in so much pain, suffering and obviously dying was trying to suckle my ear. I pulled him closer to me, and he bumped the palm of my hand with his head, then he turned his one golden eye towards me, and I could hear the distinct sound of purring. Even in the greatest pain, that ugly battled-scarred cat was asking only for a little affection, perhaps some compassion.

At that moment I thought Ugly was the most beautiful, loving creature I had ever seen. Never once did he try to bite or scratch me, or even try to get away from me, or struggle in any way. Ugly just looked up at me completely trusting in me to relieve his pain.

Ugly died in my arms before I could get inside, but I sat and held him for a long time afterwards, thinking about how one scarred, deformed little stray could so alter my opinion about what it means to have true pureness of spirit, to love so totally and truly. Ugly taught me more about giving and compassion than a thousand books, lectures, or talk show specials ever could, and for that I will always be thankful.

He had been scarred on the outside, but I was scarred on the inside, and it was time for me to move on and learn to love truly and deeply. To give my total to those I cared for.

Many people want to be richer, more successful, well liked, or beautiful, but, for me, I will always try to be Ugly.

Written by a friend

I was at the gym with some of the girls I work with, and the fire alarm went off. Because the gym is in the center where I work, I know what the alarms mean and when to evacuate and everything.

The class I was in kept going though, and when the alarm changed from 'alert' to 'evacuate' (accompanied by a voiceover saying "Evacuate, evacuate the premisies now") we walked out of the class. No one else left the class, and the instructor didn't stop the music or stop the class!! (O_o)

Only a few people were leaving the packed gym, the voiceover was still going, none of the workers were moving to get the people out.

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT!!

Imagine if the fire was four storeys below the gym, you couldn't smell and smoke, and by the time it spread, you could no longer get out of the gym? How would those employees feel? What if someone died because they didn't evacuate?

It boggles the mind.

Just had someone download about 5 huge albums worth of music from me on soulseek, but when I checked their files to see if there was anything of theirs I'd be interested in, they didn't have a single thing shared! They must have been waiting to download about 50 songs from me >_<

Needless to say, they're now banned. If they can write back and prove they're sharing at least some songs, I might unban them, but why should I have my internet time slowed down because someone is downloading some from my puter, but they don't have the decency to share what they have?

Not likely!

I am about to embark upon a pot of hearty minestrone! But the recipie is online, and I don't have a printer. So what did I do? I'll tell you! I cut and pasted the recipie and emailed it to my phone so I can open it in there, and read it in the kitchen :D

Am I a genius or wot?

HUMOUR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS):
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

A will is a dead giveaway.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

A backward poet writes inverse.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds .

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

A calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

When you've seen one shopping centre you've seen a mall.

If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead the dough basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture: a jab well done.

EARTHQUAKE APPEAL

A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit Gympie in the early hours of Friday with its Epicentre in Mary Street, Gympie. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell".

The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately $30.00 worth of damage...

Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their Centrelink cheques arrived. The Gympie Times reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still
trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Gympie.

One resident - Tracy Maree Sharon Britney Madonna Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two Joachim and River slept through it all."

Apparently, looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal.

The Australian Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Bacardi-Breezers to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including Health Care Cards, jewellery from Kmart, and Bone China from Big W.

HOW CAN YOU HELP?

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include: baseball caps, tracksuits, singlets (blue & white) white sport socks, reebok boots and any other items usually sold in Priceline or The Reject Shop.

Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.

Required foodstuffs urgently needed include: Microwave meals, baked beans, Ice cream, Chips, Fizzy drinks.

Donations $15.00 will be taken to buy a packet of winny blue 25s and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.

**Breaking news**

Gympie Uniting Church has cancelled their local "Nativity Display" due to their inability to find three wise men or a virgin.

Please don't forward this to anyone living in Gympie - oh, stuff it, they won't be able to read it, anyway!

To the two guys that I sat inbetween on the bus on the way home tonight:

I feel deeply ashamed and upset that I was so rude as to expect to sit in between you two on the incredibly crowded bus this evening. I must apologise for thinking I had the right to stop you both sitting with your legs spread so wide apart it was indecent and taking up a seat and a half each, I don't know what I was thinking.

Please accept my humble apologies for disrupting the 15 odd minutes it took to get to my stop, as I had firmly wedged myself in the seat, while the pair of you refused to give me any room and we all sat thigh to thigh. I am clearly unmentionably rude and uncooth.

Katy

I have a question...

Where do the messages from my Junk mail folder in hotmail go after I empty it?

I had a message in there from someone who had contacted me from a site I'm on, he sounded really nice! I was sure I'd put the message into my Inbox, but when I went back to read it, I don't think I did, I think I just deleted it when I emptied the rest of my Junk mail (ToT) I can't remember which site or anything, bum :(

SJP gets it wrong, so very very VERY wrong!!



(O_o)

They had something good to say about him!!


He has a few off-days, but overall we're digging on Mika's pared-down style.

But where are his swatches?? (O_o)



Dita just always looks completely amazing!

Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality, who dispenses advice to people who call in to her Radio show. On her radio show recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination,
according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet..


Dear Dr. Laura:


Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.


I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.


1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness -Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbours.They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there"degrees" of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan,
*insert name here*