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14 May 2008 @ 11:38 pm
One day I'll finish that fic.  
Further to my previous post, the poll no one demanded!

Poll #1187690
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The most awesome Planeteer:

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Kwame
3 (8.8%)

Wheeler
5 (14.7%)

Linka
10 (29.4%)

Gi
4 (11.8%)

Ma-Ti
1 (2.9%)

The monkey
11 (32.4%)

The best ship:

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Linka/Wheeler
9 (28.1%)

Linka/Kwame
1 (3.1%)

Linka/Gi
6 (18.8%)

Kwame/Gi
4 (12.5%)

Kwame/Wheeler
4 (12.5%)

Wheeler/Gi
2 (6.2%)

Ma-Ti/the monkey
6 (18.8%)

Who grew up to be an eco-terrorist?

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Kwame
4 (11.8%)

Wheeler
9 (26.5%)

Linka
3 (8.8%)

Gi
5 (14.7%)

The monkey
13 (38.2%)

Who died?

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Ma-Ti
29 (100.0%)

 
 
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chocolate in the fruit bowl
14 May 2008 @ 10:34 pm
Shame is for losers.  
[info]prozacpark asked for our big dark fandom secrets that we would not stoop to submitting to [info]fandomsecrets because they are just sort of pathetic/wrong and make us feel vaguely ashamed.

However, as longtime readers know, I am largely incapable of fandom-related shame. On this journal I have happily proclaimed my absolutely sincere love for, among others, Meat Loaf, Roxette and Gossip Girl. I know liking these things makes me desperately uncool. I am cool with that!

But I don't think I've mentioned how much I love Captain Planet and the Planeteers (and its sequel, which I can't remember the name of - but I treated them as the same show in my head).

This is a huge lapse, because this clumsy, earnest, totally glorious show is vital to an understanding of me.

There are five teenagers (three boys and two girls) of multiple ethnicities/cultural/class backgrounds. They are summoned by the magical/mythical spirit of the Earth to be its protectors against corporate greed and irresponsibility. They are individually gifted and powerful, but only when they work together - when their powers combine - are they able to overcome the most terrible threats to their fragile, beautiful world.

I watched the show for maybe five or six years. It didn't exactly make me who I am today, but it certainly had a not inconsiderable part to play in that process.

Also, Kwame was totally cute.
 
 
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chocolate in the fruit bowl
13 May 2008 @ 12:58 pm
Also, AWWWWWWWWW.  
Help me, y'all.

What coin is this hedgehog holding?



It's not Australian or Kiwi.

Indulge me, and don't research beyond checking in your wallet. I could look it up myself, but I prefer to test the awesome already-acquired knowledge of my flist, whereby great things may be accomplished.

ETA: YOU GUYS I LOVE YOU. That was like three minutes.

.
 
 
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chocolate in the fruit bowl
12 May 2008 @ 09:54 pm
Also, I have earrings in the shape of leaves!  
This year at WisCon I shall be helping host the first (I hope of many) Girl-Wonder.org/Iris party, Capes and Consoles.

I am going as Dr. Pamela Isley*, which was [info]revena's idea, and perfect because:

1) Green cocktail dress + labcoat + Heels of Death = AWESOME

2) I am bartending, and will get to say things like, "You. Male mammal. Drink this." MAYBE GREEN FOOD COLOURING WILL BE INVOLVED I DON'T KNOW.


* I was thinking of going as Zombie Mary Jane, but I cannot do that. You may apply to Robyn for the reason why not; I find it somewhat hilarious, because I am a terrible person and a bad friend.
 
 
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chocolate in the fruit bowl
10 May 2008 @ 01:54 am
It's like there's a party in my brain, and everyone brought absinthe!  
I was speaking with [info]maggiesox about how much we yearn for Iron Man fic right now with no shame whatsoever, and the following ensued, as is likely when one speaks to me about... oh, anything.

[info]kphoebe: Okay, so, what if Pepper is all setting up funds and stuff and she's like... why did your father donate to something called Hogwarts?
[info]kphoebe: AND THEN SHENANIGANS I THINK Y/Y?
[info]maggiesox: DOT DOT DOT. I THINK Y/Y.
[info]kphoebe: TONY'S DAD: A SQUIB!
[info]maggiesox: YIS. And Tony only found out when he was eleven and he made a robot talk to him!
[info]kphoebe: And that is why the movie science is indistinguishable from magic!
[info]kphoebe: BECAUSE IT IS MAGIC.
[info]maggiesox: YES.

And lo, the madness continues )
 
 
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chocolate in the fruit bowl
08 May 2008 @ 11:42 pm
I have not pride, nor shame.  
Oh boy, you guys! I totally want some Iron Man moviefic.

Pepper/Tony, Tony/Rhodey, Pepper/Rhodey (um, yes please), Jarvis POV, the life and times of Christina Everheart, Tony college fic, what the air hostesses really think of him, what happens after [spoilers], anything! Everything! FIC. FIC. Where is it?

I recommend, in the meantime, this hot little Pepper/Tony piece with pressing up against those glass walls oh wait, no I don't, that's friendslocked but it is AWESOME. Wait, it's not friendslocked!

HERE.

I am so delighted that most of the (dubious) fic I have found on ff.net makes specific mention of how happy Pepper is to get out of her shoes when she can. BECAUSE YES.
 
 
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chocolate in the fruit bowl
07 May 2008 @ 05:19 pm
I haven't said anything about your "cheese".  
So it turns out people love talking about dairy! Which really, I ought to have expected.

I have to clarify a terminology point, though. Apparently, for many of my North American readers, "skim milk" refers to what I wouldn't consider milk at all. To me, there is milk - which has the cream left in it - and there is skim milk, which is anything where some of the cream is skimmed off. There are varieties of skim milk, with varying fat levels, but anything that cuts the fat is "skim".

0% milkfat is something I can't really comprehend. What? What?

So apparently, a lot of people object to "skim" milk, but are perfectly au fait with what I would *also* consider skim milk. (1%, 2%, etc.)

(What? 99% NO FAT? What? SERIOUSLY YOU PEOPLE.)

Actually, I think my Dad joked about this once. As in: "Oh, now your mother's drinking 97% fat free milk! Soon we'll all be on 100% fat free milk!" And we laughed, because it was funny to think that such a thing could ever exist!

Obviously, it's all about what you grow up with. And if I visit any of you, I will make sure to visit the grocery store first.
 
 
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chocolate in the fruit bowl
06 May 2008 @ 11:48 pm
The Important Questions  
I made risotto and chicken picatta tonight, both for the first time, both perfectly.

I am amazing. I am a culinary queen.

I sure hope risotto refrigerates, though, because holy crap, a tiny bit of rice turned into a lot of delicious creamy goodness.

So, anyway, basically I am in favour of any kind of cooking that requires butter and lots of it. I think skim milk and all its offspring (lite sour cream, lite cream cheese, etc) are the foul products of the devil's teats.

Who's with me?

Poll #1183439
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Skim milk: vile?

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Ew, totally.
36 (47.4%)

Yes... but I use it in cooking, where you can't really tell. Not on my cereal, though!
4 (5.3%)

I've been drinking skim for so long I can't tell the difference any more.
16 (21.1%)

Skim milk is perfectly tasty, you dairy-prejudist!
15 (19.7%)

Jesus, Karen, your arteries must be completely solid..
5 (6.6%)

 
 
chocolate in the fruit bowl
03 May 2008 @ 11:58 pm
*eyebrow*  
An Iron Man review that dissects the science behind the suit and gives it a C minus for realism.

This is okay! I like that kind of analysis, or dislike it, according to whim, but I am not bothered by its existence, particularly when the questions being asked are "how soon until I can fly?" and "when will I be able to produce propulsion beams from my hands?" I just don't see much interest in an article where the answer is "Never! Isn't that fun?!"

However, the money quote is this:

Call me crazy, but the weaknesses of a real exoskeleton could be a lot more exciting than the simple knowledge that good will always throw evil through a wall.


Dude, you're crazy. How the hell could "oh, this suit couldn't actually exist" be more exciting than wall-throwing?

Wall-throwing!
 
 
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chocolate in the fruit bowl
03 May 2008 @ 07:07 pm
You must include...  
[info]brown_betty: Oh, I dreamt something very confusing lah lah lah, kites, scientologists, cyborg Buttercup [her dog], and I was thinking "Man, I gotta tell Karen tactfully that this new novel of hers is HELLA confusing."

Does that sound like a challenge to you, gentle reader? Because it sure sounds like one to me!
 
 
Current Music: Hallelujah - Bono
 
 
chocolate in the fruit bowl
03 May 2008 @ 12:20 pm
Re-posted from GRC  
Do not those of us lucky enough to have a good local comic book store just simply adore them? I know that I love mine - Comics 'R' Us in Bourke St, Melbourne, Australia, above the bubble tea joint, hi guys! - and not just for their correct use of the much-abused apostrophe.

This coming Saturday is a particularly fine time to visit your local store, because May 3rd is Free Comic Book Day!

And if you're going anyway, why not do your bit for Girl-Wonder.org and our mission of making the comics world a better place for female characters, readers, and creators?

Speaketh mastermind Kate Fitzsimons, who you will know from our fabulous podcast Four Color Heroines:

The Plan

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to celebrate Free Comic Book Day by going to your local comic book store and spread the joyous word. Or post about Free Comic Book Day, your favorite female-positive comics for people to look for when they go, and possibly Girl-Wonder.org.

Post or distribute one of our flyers at your local store, or wear our brand new "Ask Me About Girl Wonder" graphics on your shirt, bag or sticker - or even tape it to your back! Maybe the next little girl who comes into the store will feel a little more welcome.



Hell, yes.

The project page is here!.

Don't forget to share your ideas and adventures in our new FCBD forum.

And if you can't make it into the store yourself, you can take part in the blogging aspect, and I would be eternally grateful if you would drop a link to the project today or tomorrow! Someone on your flist, who *is* planning to attend FCBD might well be sad about missing out if they hear it after the fact.
 
 
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chocolate in the fruit bowl
02 May 2008 @ 11:08 pm
Karen's review of the last thirty seconds of Iron Man.  
HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT. FOR REALS?

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

(possible HUGEASS spoilers in comments)

YOU GUYS!

!!!!!!!!
 
 
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chocolate in the fruit bowl
02 May 2008 @ 12:14 am
Feminism: All Of Us?  
ETA: Tammy has since clarified.

Tamora Pierce, an author whose books I mostly adore intensely, recently wrote a post in her livejournal regarding her involvement in the feminist movement, as is frequently her wont, and something I adore even more than her books.

Unfortunately, this time I found some of her post deeply problematic. I have linked it above, and encourage you to read the whole thing, but just in case, I have summarised behind the cut )

The paragraph that troubled me is this one:

So you see, I do not understand how anyone can say "I don't want to be a feminist" or "I don't want to call myself a feminist." If you are a woman of color, or a woman transgendered, a gay woman, a straight woman, a celibate woman, you are a woman. How can you not be in favor of some manner of improvement in the lives of other women? How can those of them with brains not be in favor of improvements in your lives?


Comments following the post mostly concentrate on personal experience of prejudice as a catalyst for feminist awakening, and agreement that indeed, many people don't want to call themselves feminists because they are afraid of the stereotype, and that is a terrible shame.

My comment:

I see a lot of comments here saying "I know! People don't like to claim the name "feminist" because they think people will hate them!" That is not the issue for these WoC.

This is the issue:

So you see, I do not understand how anyone can say "I don't want to be a feminist" or "I don't want to call myself a feminist." If you are a woman of color, or a woman transgendered, a gay woman, a straight woman, a celibate woman, you are a woman. How can you not be in favor of some manner of improvement in the lives of other women?

You might not want to join a movement that is largely in favour of the improvement in the lives of *other* women: white women. And not you.

You might not want to join a movement that excludes you, or dismisses you and your entirely valid concerns, or assures you that we'll get to them later, or never sees them in the first place, or outright betrays you by making promises that are not kept and praises women that steal the words out of your mouth and claims them for their own. And when those issues are pointed out, and the fact that they have been ignored is pointed out, you are usually greeted with "Stop attacking me! I'm not racist!"

You might not want to stay in a movement where everyone assumed you would fetch the coffee during breaks, where somehow, no one listened to in meetings unless someone else repeated what you just said, and then that person got the credit. You might not want to stay in a movement where you were asked to consciousness raise for their friends, or sisters, or mothers, or cousins, but when your cousin got in trouble it was a "Black Issue".*

It's not a Black Issue. It's a serious feminist problem.


My initial response concentrated on women of color, because it is currently WoC who are being noticed for pointing out the problems with the movement as it stands. However, I want to say that queer women and transwomen have also been neglected or abused or dismissed by the feminist movement, as have disabled women, lower-class women, and women with jobs or religious faiths that feminism finds politically uncomfortable or disturbing.

You know what they have in common? They're all women.

Feminism has to address racism, because every ethnicity on Earth includes women, and where racism exists, women are oppressed.

Feminism has to address transphobia, because transwomen are women and where transphobia exists, women are oppressed.

Feminism has to address heterosexism, because every lesbian is a woman and where homophobia exists, women are oppressed.

Feminism has to address ablism, because there are so many disabled women, and where ablism exists, women are oppressed.

Feminism has to address class prejudice, religious intolerance, and tyranny, because wherever those things exist, you can be sure there are women at the very bottom of the hierarchical pile, getting the crap kicked out of them.

These are not separate issues. Women are suffering. That is what feminism is supposed to be fighting. And right now, the feminism I see is focused very tightly on the suffering of white, middle-class, cisgendered women. That suffering is real, it is genuine, and it absolutely must be addressed - but not to the exclusion of women who do not fit into those categories. There are other groups made up of or including those women and fighting incredibly hard for them, but mainstream feminism is strangely reluctant to listen to their voices, especially when those voices are raised in criticism of the mainstream movement.

My area of focus is media and pop culture feminist criticism. I'm not giving up on feminism, just like I haven't given up on TV, or comics, or academia, or gaming. I hold fiercely to the hope that the feminist movement can be improved, expanded, enlightened.

But I will not condemn anyone who looks around, and sees mainstream feminism has abandoned them, or never wanted them in the first place, or will suffer them in the back of the room as long as they keep their voices down and play nice, and says, "Right, that's it, I'm out of here."

I can understand why those women might not want to call themselves feminists.



*This paragraph wasn't my creation, but lifted (with permission) from a conversation with a friend regarding the original post.
 
 
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chocolate in the fruit bowl
30 April 2008 @ 04:03 pm
And speak to me in French, I imagine. I mean, you'd expect, right?  
[info]kphoebe: I am going to a Neil Gaiman reading on Sunday!
[info]kphoebe: Probably we will be best friends after that.
[info]brown_betty: And then he'll ask you to babysit Maddy. And you and Maddy will bond.
[info]brown_betty: It will probably be pretty awesome.
[info]kphoebe: I am anticipating some happy days here.
[info]brown_betty: Well, don't forget all the little people when you and Gaiman are skipping through fields of flowers together.
[info]kphoebe: Oh, Betty, I will always remember you little people and your quaint concerns! They will make great stories at parties where men drink champagne out of my shoes.
 
 
Current Music: The Round Table in French - Professor Bonnie Wheeler
 
 
chocolate in the fruit bowl
29 April 2008 @ 01:01 am
Another hat tip to lauredhel, who reads the newspapers when I can't bear to.  
Child Rape Triggers )
 
 
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chocolate in the fruit bowl
27 April 2008 @ 11:13 pm
Brilliant  
From [info]synecdochic, via [info]matociquala, a clear and forthright - yet polite! - essay on How Not To Be That Guy. Even more importantly if you are a guy, she includes tips on how to prevent *other* guys from being That Guy*.

If you hear a guy who says "I'm a feminist", but who behaves in ways that trip women's creepdar, call him on it. It is a very sad fact that nine times out of ten, people with privilege, who are exercising that privilege in a way that makes other people feel uncomfortable, will not hear the fact that they are making other people uncomfortable until it's pointed out to them by someone with the same privilege. They literally will not process what people are saying. It happens all the time, and it is so subtle and pervasive that people don't see it even when someone calls them on it. You can, however, use this for good in terms of pulling another guy aside and saying: dude, you're being a creep. The sad fact is, that guy is way more likely to listen to you.


I reckon you should read it; especially if you're a dude; especially if you're a dude who's attracted to women.

*That Guys can indeed be women. But practically, because of the way privilege works in hetero power structures, they're usually men.
 
 
chocolate in the fruit bowl
27 April 2008 @ 10:44 pm
EEEEEEEEEEEE!  
Gossip Girl is back, and I am DEE-lighted. It's a TV show about rich kids in their high-powered NYC school, and their incessant social maneuvering. Intrigue! Snark! Teenagers!

These kids are *so* smart (except Nate) and *so* Machiavellian (except Nate* and Serena** and Dan***). Watching a particularly vicious fifth-act power-play, Hope declared, "This is better than sports!"

"I know!" I enthused. "And the clothes are much prettier!"

<3 <3 <3 <3 OH MAN THE CLUSTERFUCK THAT IS JENNY


* because he's adorable
** because she's given it up
*** because he's Better Than You
 
 
chocolate in the fruit bowl
26 April 2008 @ 01:20 am
Oh, for fuck's sake.  
The link contains the images from Amanda Marcotte's new book from "feminist" publishing house Seal Press (already under suspicion of skanky race issues), wherein warrior white women are menaced by dark-skinned savages.

http://dearwhitefeminists.wordpress.com/update/

See? I did not make that up.

What the hell? How did anyone let those vilely racist images happen?

Hat tip to [info]lauredhel, and there's more on this from Holly at Feministe.
 
 
Current Music: Elevation (Tomb Raider Mix) - U2
 
 
chocolate in the fruit bowl
24 April 2008 @ 10:35 pm
Just reading that made me hunch.  
My thoughts on Project No-You-May-NOT-Ask-To-Touch-My-Breasts-Jesus-CHRIST.

Actually, more like, my thoughts on a rhetorical device employed by the defenders of that project's proponent. As always, my metaphors are drawn from monkeys and poop. Also, I get to use "reification" in a sentence, hopefully correctly.
 
 
Current Music: Hazy Shade of Winter - paradigm
 
 
chocolate in the fruit bowl
23 April 2008 @ 06:34 pm
Fictional Characters.  
We traipsed around the city in the early-autumn crisp, admiring the startling art that adorns Melbourne's streets. Brassy animals set flat in the pavement: whale, cow, and sheep. A cast-iron bench made from cast-iron sunflowers. Three attenuated businessmen at the intersection, permanently and patiently waiting to cross.

"I'm looking forward to hearing about your adventures in publishing," my friend said.

"Hah. I could blog about them," I said, in tones that indicated no serious intent. "Oh, look. It's those golden animals on poles at Bourke St: I love them."

"You should," he said. "Blog, I mean."

"I can't write about them now," I protested. "That would be graceless, and poor business sense."

"I suppose," he sighed.

I considered. "I could write them retroactively. I could pretend they were happening in real time, but smooth them out, make them more amusing..."

"You can't edit reality for your journal!" he exclaimed.

"Pfft," I told him. "How much of this conversation do you think really happened?"
 
 
Current Music: Hazy Shade of Winter - paradigm