I wonder if that means he's a two pack a day smoker?

Yeesh, I'd sure hate to be his lungs.

You know, I read something in a science mag the other day about why some people are so prone to nicotine addiction and others can take it or leave it. Has to do with the lack or presence of some obscure enzyme. Some swifty scientist guy thinks if he can duplicate the enzyme he can get people unaddicted to nicotine rather painlessly.

Maybe he'll do it before David's lungs give it up. Let's hope.


Geez, the things seeing two packs of cigarettes make me think of.

You wanna here something funny about the Marlboro man? Marlboro's were originally conceived as a woman's cigarette, but Marlboro appealed more to men it was discovered, so they just quietly switched their advertising and packaging to appeal to men, hence the famous rugged Marlboro cowboy.

Rambling, must be bed time.

My AOL blew a casket after you sent me the story :( I never got to read it and it wouldn't load back up ¬_¬ sorry!! :P