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[Jun. 28th, 2008|05:39 am] |
A bartender punched me in the chest tonight, twice. Why?
1) Why? (I've never even talked to him before, and I'm sure I didn't fuck his girlfriend/wife)
2) Why punch me in the chest?
I am taking out some of my savings and getting the fuck out of this country for awhile |
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[Jun. 15th, 2008|12:20 am] |
The screen on my phone is broken. This means I can't screen calls, or view text messages.
Who has been sending me text messages and what did you say? |
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[Jun. 3rd, 2008|01:28 am] |
My newest piece is entitled, Vegetable Dick
It will be on display at the Metropolitan Museum from June 8th through June 20th. I will be there on the 19th and 20th for a meet and greet/autograph signing.
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| My letter to the NBA |
[May. 23rd, 2008|11:18 pm] |
Dear NBA,
I would like to request that the overhead view be shown more often. I seldom see this camera angle, but when I do, I enjoy it, and I believe there are others who feel this way.
I am hoping I'm not the only person who feels this way. Perhaps you should administer a poll of NBA fans to see whether its something that we would enjoy.
Thanks for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Kevin Quinn
ps - I made 17 free throws in a row one time can i play in the nba? I don't care what team. Except the Jazz I refuse to play for the jazz. just kidding i'll play for utah jazz.
KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED GUYS !!! |
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[May. 20th, 2008|01:59 am] |
2 more weeks and baxter street lofts will be over.
i'm going to africa |
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[Apr. 24th, 2008|11:07 pm] |
i want this car so bad
actually i want the '69 but this is close enough |
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[Jan. 22nd, 2008|10:07 pm] |
Again, sorry for the distracting ad, and Thanks a lot Lowe's, really you guys are awesome!! |
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[Jan. 22nd, 2008|09:27 pm] |
Sorry about the ad, I'm not proud of it, but we are in a recession right now and I gotta make ends meet. I hope its not too obtrusive. Thanks again Wendy's, Inc. |
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| Writer's Strike |
[Dec. 8th, 2007|09:30 am] |
I made up a political joke to keep you guys entertained during this writer's strike.
Why did Kofi Annan have sex with Mahmoud Ahmedinejad?
Because they had a U.N. Mandate |
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[Oct. 3rd, 2007|05:04 pm] |
There is absolutely no itunes Store customer support number. So if they bill you for songs you didn't buy, there is nothing you can do about it.
You just have to suck it up and pay for it.
I'm so sick of Apple. They think they're so fucking hip and liberal and cool. itunes, iphone, fucking U2, all those stupid fucking commercials
you've just been put on my list Apple Computers, Inc., i'll see you in hell
List:
1) Cyclists
2) Apple-Macintosh
3) Carlos Mencia |
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| IQ Test |
[Sep. 26th, 2007|01:31 pm] |
Answer these questions, post your results, and I'll insert them into a complicated algorithm that tells me how smart you are.
1) Which is not a real fruit?
A) Apple
B) Banana
C) Blueberry
D) Crystal-berryz
2) When you and your friends fucked that horse last summer, did it feel _______ ?
A) awesome
B) disappointingly mediocre
3) If the 47 year old guy who works at Bass Pro Shops asked you if you want to drink some vodka with him and his hunting buddies in the dumpster behind the mall last weekend when you were buying some bait for a fishing trip me and my dad had planned for a long time and you get raped in the dumpster and you never tell anyone. And you just can't stop fucking replaying it in your head over and over and over and sometimes you wish you could crawl into a hole in the wall and never come out.
4) What's your favorite imaginary race of people?
A) Vulcans
B) Elves
C) Jews
5) If you could be any animal in the world, which one would you be and why?
A) Dog, because they can breathe underwater for hours
B) Dog, because they are unable to breathe underwater for any period of time
C) Turtle, because you are a gay loser
6) If all zims are zonks, and some zonks are zaps, are some zaps zims?
A) yes
B) go fuck yourself
7) If you pay 7% interest on a fixed rate 30 year adjustable mortgage on a 250,000 dollar home for 7 years, and refinance for a .8% decrease after 15% of the life cycle, what is your favorite type of bird and why?
A) Ostrich, world's biggest bird, lays huge eggs, can run very fast, awesome looking, no question about it. |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2007|01:58 pm] |
102 fucking degrees come on i put sunscreen on every 7 minutes out here SPF 30 and my face looks like a tomato
a tomato face
hey nature go fuck yourself
Comments which include the following words will be deleted:
hot, enough, for, ya, global, warming, al, gore, snakepussy, randy jackson |
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[Aug. 11th, 2007|02:20 pm] |
WHY DID THEY LET THEM MINERS IN THERE ANYWAY I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO BE AT LEAST 16 TO WORKKKKKKKK
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[Aug. 1st, 2007|04:34 pm] |
I hate cyclists.
You're not wearing lycra to be aerodynammic, you're wearing it because you're gay and you like the idea of other gay cyclists like you being able to see your dick through the tight clothing.
Just admit that you're gay and stop talking about how you are saving the environment by riding a bike, faggot. |
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