Kevin Pease's Journal

The Bill of Safety
Amendment I
Congress shall make no law prohibiting the free exercise of the right to dance, or respecting a social establishment whose members abstain from the practice thereof; or abridging the freedom of the people peaceably to assemble away from such an establishment; or the right to refuse friendship to any who do not share these interests.

Amendment II
The right of the people to go wherever they wish, and to be permanently secure against unreasonable searches for them, shall not be violated.

Amendment III
A well developed imagination, being necessary to the security of a free mind, the right of the people to act as if from another world, and abandon reality, shall not be infringed.

Amendment IV
No person of any age shall be held to a curfew, nor any other schedule, proscribing when he may or may not leave his home or travel.

Amendment V
The people shall enjoy the right to dress as fashionably as they wish, excluding no part of their persons. No law shall be made abridging the right to freely surprise people with celebratory speech.

Amendment VI
The right of the people to act, including rude behavior, indifference, or the feigning of mental deficiency, shall not be violated. Further, the state shall not discourage action on the part of the people, for if some do not act, none will.

Amendment VII
In time of chaos and emergency, the right of the people to dance shall be preserved, and no restriction shall be made as to the geographic latitude thereof.

Amendment VIII
No person shall be compelled to be a witness to himself excepting his hands, nor shall any person be compelled to witness his hands a second time after having done so. Without exception, the people shall have the right to put themselves in jeopardy, at their own discretion, by taking a chance.

Amendment IX
The enumeration in this Constitution, of certain rights, shall be retained by the people for the duration of their lives, for as long as the people abuse those rights.

Amendment X
The powers not delegated by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it, will work out all right.

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