BPAL Wishlist

( Cut to save real estate )

Favorites I currently have:
Black Pearl
Jack
Carnaval Diabolique
Jabberwocky
Kumari Kandam
Hunters Moon 2007
Dorian
Gluttony
Velvet
The Raven
The Bow and Crown of Conquest (really need a big bottle)
Tamora

I've changed my layout again. *hee hee* I apologize to those who don't like my more brightly colored ones, but I was in a dandelion mood. I'm not the most exotic of flowers, but I am tenacious. ;)

*huggles to all*

For those of you who are interested, go here. There's still plenty up for grabs. :) *hugs*

In light of my recent financial pitfall, I've got a crapload of BPAL up for sale. If you need scent descriptions for any of these, you can find them at Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab under the "search" function, or you can comment with a request, and I'll respond to you with it.

An imp, for those of you curious, is a 1 ml sample of one of the scents offered by BPAL. A decant is a 1 ml sample straight from the bottle of one of their general catalog or limited edition scents (which are not normally offered by BPAL as samples).

First come, first served on all of these imps, including the decants, so please check the comments first as to availabilty. I'll be updating this post with who gets what periodically. I am accepting paypal or money order on these, so once your selections have been confirmed, I'll get a total for you, and we can discuss payment at that time. Shipping costs (including postage, bubble packaging, and padded envelope for first-class postage domestically with delivery confirmation) will be as follows: $2.00 for up to 5 imps, $3.00 for 6-10 imps, and $4.00 for 11 and up. I am willing to ship internationally as well, but those shipping rates will be increased based on destination, obviously.

( What's Up for Grabs? )
This sale will also be noted in decantations, so expect to see some new names in the comments. :) Thank you all in advance for helping me out. I found out today that the repair on my AC unit ALONE (not including what's going to have to be done with the floor) is going to be just shy of $1,000.00. ::facethud::

Oh...and this sale will be ongoing, so if you don't have the funds just now (though I'll only be expecting payment by 6/23/2008, but I have to receive payment before I can ship out your order, obviously), you can revisit the sale later on.

**ETA**-- When you Paypal me (or if we arrange a money order thing), PLEASE make sure to include your LJ username in the comments field of your order. I've started putting these together already and am using your LJ name on the bags of BPAL goodies as I get them sorted and decanted. THANK YOU AGAIN!

Make with the clicky, please!!! Pretty please! He's only got a day left!

Hope your day goes well and is filled with love and laughter.

*hugs and many catwhiskerkisses*

ziyda has joined the ranks of my little asylum over heyuh yondah. I'm assuming through popfiend, and that's as good a recommendation as any. :) Hope you enjoy it here!

HOW TO MEDICATE YOUR CAT:

1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position left hand forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.


2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.


3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.


4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.


5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe.

Call spouse from garden.


6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat.

Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth.

Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.


7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap.

Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains.

Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.


8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit.

Put pill in end of drinking straw, hold the mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.


9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans; drink 1 beer to take taste away.

Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.


10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill.

Open another beer.

Place cat in cupboard, and close door on to neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon.

Flick pill down throat with elastic band.


11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink.

Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot.

Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot.

Throw tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.


12. Call fire department to retrieve the damn cat from across the road.

Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat.

Take last pill from foil wrap.


13. Tie the little bastard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed.

Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rough about it.

Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.


14. Consume remainder of scotch.

Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye.

Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.


15. Arrange for ASPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.



HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL:

1. Wrap it in bacon.

2. Toss it in the air.

I would like to extend a hearty welcome to my new friend kix143, husband to the gorgeous and always awesome alfabet126. Welcome to my padded room little corner of the LJverse! Hope you like it here. :D

And, unfortunately, I wish a fond adieu to ankita_1 who has found it necessary to defriend me. *shaking head* And that's all I've got to say about that. So much for peas and carrots. :( I wish her the best.

The Five Senses

1. What smell reminds you of your childhood?
Mimeograph ink, canning peaches, liver and onions (don't ask...it's not a good smell to me)

2. Would you ever consider getting laser eye surgery?
I don't need it.

3. What food do you love now, that took you a long time to develop a taste for?
Cucumber and zucchini

4. Do you have sensitive skin? Is there any material that you don't like touching your skin?
My skin dislikes vinyl, lycra, nylon, and elastic. For the last three, it makes bra-wearing a PITA, but I can't get around it. I'm not the kind of size where I can get away with NOT wearing one in public.

5. Whose speaking voice is your favourite to listen to?
Sean Connery. *snortlaugh* I have many sub-favorites, and Jerry's Tenessee drawl (relatively light) is the newest addition to the list. :D

I'm okay, folks. Where the explosion occurred was nowhere near my house or my work. So I'm okay and everyone I know is okay. :)

*hugs to acelightning*

I know where it did occur, though, and it is a mess down yonder. No fatalities, thank goodness. Just a lot of busted stuff, minor injuries, and frazzled nerves. They're thinking it was a gas leak...and given the age of that particular plaza, it's not really uncommon.

In other news...I can has sleepies nao? zzzzzzz

Well DUH. Of COURSE I do. I fucked it up. I pay for it. Jeez. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this one out. Sheesh. LOL

My Younger Years

1. How old were you in 1980?
I was 7

2. How old were you in 1989?
I was 16

3. Were you a Toys 'R' Us kid?
Rarely. We didn't have a lot of money growing up.

4. Did you watch Transformers?
Absolutely! It was one of the few cartoons that my brother and I agreed upon

5. Did you see E.T. on the big screen?
Sure did! :D

6. Did you own a Lite Brite?
You bet your fur! I loved that thing.

7. Who is your favorite Golden Girl?
Blanche or Rose. *giggling* Leave it to me to pick the wanton or the moron. LOL

8. When someone says "Who you gonna call?" you think?
Ghostbusters...Duh.

9. What was your favorite toy?
Ooh...Star Wars figures and playsets and Legos

10. Did you have a Pogo Ball?
Um...I'm not sure. I remember having a hippety-hop!

11. Did you listen to New Kids on the Block?
BWAHAHAHAHA. See icon. I still remember the dance for "You've Got It (The Right Stuff)"

12. What New Kid did you have a crush on?
Danny Wood. Still do. OMG the things I could do to that man...*drooling*

13. Did you play M.A.S.H?
Play it, no. Watch it, yes.

14. Did you watch The Care Bears?
Only under extreme duress..about the same as me watching Jem. Too cutesy. I preferred Galaxy Rangers, Thundercats, and Transformers.

15. Did you have jelly bracelets?
A-La Madonna....loads of them. They often covered my arms right up to my elbow on many occasions

18. Did you ever own a slap bracelet?
I think one, but I preferred my Jellies

19. The Breakfast Club or Sixteen Candles?
Breakfast Club. Hands down. Though Sixteen Candles is pretty cool too. Neither holds a cadle to Ferris Bueller, though

20. Did you have a crazy hair style?
I had my hair in a neon orange mohawk for Halloween once. Other than that...oh wait. And then I had a tail for awhile that finally went in college.

21. What was your first bike?
Very first? Hm. Some sort of tricycle. My first "big girl" bike was a pink Huffy with chopper handlebars and a big banana seat.

22. Name one thing you still own from your childhood?
A real china tea set my grandmother gave me when I was very little.

23. Did you have a Cabbage Patch Kid?
No. I didn't get much into dolls

25. Rainbow Brite or Strawberry Shortcake?
Strawberry Shortcake.

26. Did you watch Miami Vice?
Eh...on occasion. Not often though. Mom thought it was too violent, so we watched Knight Rider and The A-Team instead. *blink*

28. Did you own a Trapper Keeper?
I had a couple, and they were often more trouble than they were worth.

29. Atari or Nintendo?
I only played on the Atari game system. But I never became proficient enough at games to continue past that. Pac-Man was the bomb!

30. Did you play Pac-Man?
*giggling* I actually didn't read this question before answering the first one. YES, I played Pac-Man. I even had one of those mini arcade games that I played until it completely burned out.

31. Which was better: Jem and The Holograms or Barbie and The Rockers?
*running away screaming* Josie and the Pussycats!!

32. He-Man or She-Ra?
Eh, I could take or leave either of them

33. What movie scared you the most?
The Exorcist!!!! Oh, and Witchboard freaked me out too. Both still gives me the creeps. LOL

34. Did you try to dance like Michael Jackson?
*snort* Rarely

35. What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear "flux capacitor"?
88MPH and that kick-ass Dolorian!

36. What other colors did Pepsi come in?
Clear (which was disgusting, btw) and Blue, I think...but I never tried that one.

37. Roger Rabbit or Howard The Duck?
Roger Rabbit. The Duck bored me.

38. Did you ever beg your parents to have your school picture taken with
*snortlaugh* Uh...no.

39. Do you know what the Ninja Rap is?
If we're talking TMNT, then yeah.

40. Do you know why people cringe when they hear the word BUCKNER?
Bleucher (as in Frau), yes. Buckner, no.

41. Can you name the family members from the National Lampoon's Vacation movies?
Clark, Audrey, Rusty, and Ellen Griswold

42. Did you have pump sneakers?
Nope. But they were silly anyway.

43. Did you own HYPER COLOR shirts?
No shirts, but I did have a pull-over windbreaker. I miss that thing!

44. Did you watch Smurfs?
Yep. Again, under duress. LOL

The incomprable awesomeness that IS popfiend.

You're a fabulous person and deserve the best of everything always, my friend. Live it up. *tight hugs*

Pick a an article from Wikipedia’s randomizer for your band name. Pick the last four words of a quote from Wikipedia’s quote randomizer for your album name, and pick a random photo from Flickr’s “interesting” page for your album artwork.

Here goes!

My Band: Anaphelps
My album name: Somewhere Else In Life
My album cover:


Hmmm...emo much? LMAO

I want you to see my truly awesome friends!

( Look! Look! Look at my peeps! )


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I find my friends beautiful. And not just because of their default userpics. :D

Woo woo out the fricking woo woo, dagnabbit!!! Holy crap! I can totally see it!

How will I die? Your Result: You will die while saving someone's life.   The most noble of all deaths. Your rewards will be great in the next life. You are most definitely a humanitarian. If not currently, you will be. To give one's life is a precious moment that will be remembered by friends and family for many decades.
You will die in your sleep.
You will die of boredom.
You will die while having sex.
You will be murdered.
You will die in a car accident.
You will die from a terminal illness.
You will die in a nuclear holocaust.
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(yes, I'll get back to the other post shortly. Have to go shovel. Yay. LOL)

This was no surprise.

The Sonnet Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD) Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed? Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance. Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so. You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls. Your exact female opposite: Genghis Khunt Random Brutal Sex Master Always avoid: The 5-Night Stand (DBSM), The False Messiah (DBLM), The Hornivore (RBSM), The Last Man on Earth (RBSD) Consider: The Loverboy (RGLM)

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating. My profile name: : changelingkat73