| "Dear Japanese people..." |
[Tue, 8-Mar-2005 6:52 PM] |
Zookeepers Train for Level Three Furry Outbreak: TAMA, Japan -- A Japanese zoo prepared for animal escapes by chasing a volunteer dressed in a lion costume. Zoo staff set up makeshift fences to contain the wild beast. If it was not a drill, the animal would be shot with a tranquilizer and quickly moved back to its cage habitat. The annual costumed rehearsal is a favorite spectacle for zoo goers. Last year, the zoo practiced capturing a man dressed as an escaped polar bear. All of the drills have been successful, zoo officials said. |
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![[User Picture]](http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/3977354/8064) | From: giles Tue, 8-Mar-2005 6:54 PM (UTC)
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Yeah, "animal escape training." That's the ticket. If the news cameras hadn't shown up they'd still be beating off on that lion.
Somehow I don't think a person dressed in a suit is going to do the same things an actual lion would....
Maybe they're really training to keep furries out.
Possibly so! What about all the cosplay peeps??!!! lol!
![[User Picture]](http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/79555104/302422) | From: 33mhz Tue, 8-Mar-2005 7:49 PM (UTC)
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You'd be surprised how many actual lions barracade themselves into the aviary with several child hostages.
I LOVE THIS! I wish they did this at the San Francisco Zoo...I'd go more!
If they did this at the SF zoo, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't just be one furry running around, a few dozen (hundred?) would show up. Pure pandemonium! Now that would be worth the price of admission.
Especially if they broke out the tranquiliser guns... or the real thing ;)
![[User Picture]](http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/72957072/5011176) | From: bonniegrrl Tue, 8-Mar-2005 7:40 PM (UTC)
Lions aren't the only ones who should be runnin.... | (Link)
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![[User Picture]](http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/31650921/2537079) | From: dossy Tue, 8-Mar-2005 8:13 PM (UTC)
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I can see it now -- new event on MXC: dress in a big animal suit, try to escape "the zoo", which is some treacherous 30° incline with large styrofoam boulders rolled down as "zookeepers" try to throw netting over the contestants. What will those wacky Japanese think of next.
![[User Picture]](http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/5887295/515656) | From: jwz Tue, 8-Mar-2005 8:49 PM (UTC)
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Whoops, must pay more attention. For some reason I though this was a different attack, although two in a week does seesm prety high. Even for those dirty rotten apes.
Stealthy zebra chamoflage.
![[User Picture]](http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/17234883/1085137) | From: fub Wed, 9-Mar-2005 3:36 AM (UTC)
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The little kids who were at the zoo at that time were positively terrified by the "lion"...
![[User Picture]](http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/22294284/5176217) | From: benediktus Wed, 9-Mar-2005 3:45 AM (UTC)
barebacking penguins | (Link)
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speaking of zoo ... i really like the one in bremerhaven
I think they should focus on chasing chimps. And use body armor.
![[User Picture]](http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/56570201/1207547) | From: fengi Wed, 9-Mar-2005 9:00 AM (UTC)
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I understand the Japanese military has an contracted out their training exercises to Disney on Ice.
This is the best thing I've seen all month. | |