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Isaac Hayes' Three Laws of Robotics [Tue, 20-Jul-2004 6:42 PM]
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Isaac Hayes' Three Laws of Robotics:

  1. A robot must risk his neck for his brother man, and may not cop out when there's danger all about.
  2. A robot must be a sex machine to all the chicks, except where such actions conflict with the will of his main woman.
  3. A robot must at all times strive to be one bad motha-shutchyomouth.

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[User Picture]From: [info]shinobisword
Tue, 20-Jul-2004 6:47 PM (UTC)

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"Morphs into Shaft*

Shut yo mouth!


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From: soozana
Tue, 20-Jul-2004 8:10 PM (UTC)

???

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Where the hell did you pull that from?
So a robot has programmed morals?
[User Picture]From: [info]haran
Tue, 20-Jul-2004 9:31 PM (UTC)

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At the risk of stating the obvious, this is just a take on Isaac Asimov's 3 laws of robotics
From: soozana
Tue, 20-Jul-2004 9:38 PM (UTC)

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No No No, I mean't what made you write it. Unless I missed something else you wrote previously.
[User Picture]From: [info]injector
Tue, 20-Jul-2004 9:56 PM (UTC)

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How about I, Robot the Movie is in theaters now?
From: soozana
Tue, 20-Jul-2004 9:59 PM (UTC)

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Oh, haven't seen it and don't think it's screening in Australia yet.
Ok then...I was just curious, it's not like it's detrimental to my health if i don't know.
Thanks anyway.
[User Picture]From: [info]rockywuff
Wed, 21-Jul-2004 5:57 AM (UTC)

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I'm afraid that "Will Smith VS. The Killer Robots" (as it would be more aptly named) might be decrimental to your SAN score however.. At least if you've read the book they lie about it being based on.
[User Picture]From: [info]pdx6
Wed, 21-Jul-2004 1:32 PM (UTC)

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I thought it was otherwise known as "MIBIII: I, Robot"
[User Picture]From: [info]asan102
Wed, 21-Jul-2004 7:54 PM (UTC)

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Erm, I saw it, and I'd say it's a really good adaption of I, Robot. Obviously not the same story, but it certainly feels like it could have been one of the stories in I, Robot. And It had a lot of things Asimov's story didn't have, like believeable, somewhat-realistic characters and a non-textbook approach to emotion.
[User Picture]From: [info]nelc
Thu, 22-Jul-2004 8:23 AM (UTC)

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So who wrote the novelization of the movie of the book?
[User Picture]From: [info]mister_borogove
Thu, 22-Jul-2004 10:33 AM (UTC)

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Cut some slack: the end credits say "suggested by", not "based on", Asimov's stuff, which I think is fair.
[User Picture]From: [info]nightskywarlock
Tue, 20-Jul-2004 9:25 PM (UTC)

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That gives a whole new meaning to the term 'metal shaft'.
[User Picture]From: [info]taffer
Wed, 21-Jul-2004 6:44 AM (UTC)

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Daaaaaaamn right.
[User Picture]From: [info]kyronfive
Wed, 21-Jul-2004 9:42 AM (UTC)

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I'm... speechless.
[User Picture]From: [info]transgress
Wed, 21-Jul-2004 12:37 PM (UTC)

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hey uh cici, their still calling it the white house- but thats a temporary condition.
[User Picture]From: [info]recrea33
Sat, 7-Aug-2004 6:22 AM (UTC)

if i don't cop it ain't mine to have...

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i can dig it cici
[User Picture]From: [info]transgress
Sat, 7-Aug-2004 10:04 AM (UTC)

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hehe i wondered if anyone would catch the reference, although its 'and if i dont comp its not mine to have', i.e. compensate, but yea ;]

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im not the only person in this section of the interweb that has listened to parliment funkadelic.
[User Picture]From: [info]stonemonkey
Wed, 21-Jul-2004 6:22 PM (UTC)

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The picture is on his "Black Moses" LP (gatefold). I wonder what Isaac Hayes' Ten Commandments are?