I'm turning thirty in a week. Where the fuck did my twenties go?

Title: I've Got Rabbit Blood In Me
Author: Abi
Rating: Adult Content
Spoilers: 5.04 Tree Trippers
Summary: Well I can roar like a lion, I can sting like a bee, But some times I think, baby, I've got rabbit blood in me, 'Cause I'm a lover not a fighter...
Author's Notes: Written for dancinbutterfly who has a deep love of Entourage, and porn, and I can get behind that. Thank you roxymissrose for just in general being totally awesome, and loose_pages_sd for lending me your amazing beta services. You rock.


( I've Got Rabbit Blood In Me )

You are so special and misunderstood. I don't even know if I mean that ironically or not. But, as always, your emo is pretty. Not as pretty as Dean on any given day, covered in gook and wearing flannel, but then he's special and misunderstood in the way where it's difficult to understand how he doesn't have eight dozen bastards littering the country whose mothers couldn't help themselves from throwing him down and taking him savagely on the floor. What was I talking about?

Title: Put Your Hand On My Shoulder
Author: Abi
Rating: No Adult Content
Spoilers: 4.03 In the Beginning...
Summary: It doesn't make you a pussy to cry in Hell and you don't have to make excuses to anybody for that, not even to yourself, but that isn't the point. The point is Castiel is one fucked up piece of work, that's the damn point right there.
Author's Notes: Thank you roxymissrose for just in general being totally awesome, and lillyjk for your lightning fast beta services. You rock.

( Put Your Hand On My Shoulder )

Bidding closes tomorrow tonight and I am confident that I will be winning at least one author. Woo! Sadly no vidders, because those bitches are spensive, and I am not made of money. Alas. But woo!

So... who wants to beta a really short little SPN fic for me? Please??

Seen on rhiannonhero and mobiusklein...

As evidenced by Katie Couric, Sarah Palin is unable to name any Supreme Court Case other than Roe v. Wade. (To be more specific she was unable to name any Supreme Court decision she disagrees with other than Roe v. Wade. She also said she does believe the U.S. Constitution guarantees a right to privacy but did not seem to understand how that concept relates to Roe v. Wade.)

The Rules: Post info about ONE Supreme Court decision, modern or historic to your LJ. (Any decision, as long as it's not Roe v. Wade.) For those who see this on your f-list, take the meme to your own LJ to spread the fun.

Atkins v. Virginia - Makes it illegal to kill stupid people. Damn it. Okay, so it really bans executing the mentally retarded, but see how it was funnier the way I said it? Because we all know how Sarah Palin feels about her right to life. Bah-dum-pah.

Yeah these people are funnier than I am...

Stolen from christinefic...

* Post three things you've done that you believe no one else reading has done.
* If anyone responds with "I've done that," add another thing.
* Encourage your friends to paste this into their own journal to list the unique things they've done.

1. Had my first orgasm in a grave yard. Shut up, there were already people on the slide in the park.

2. Called the ACLU because my senior art show got censored. They put pasties on the tits and hid it in dark corner and took all the paintings down every time I left.

3. Kicked a guy for finding my bra and wearing it to school as a hat.

So I bid on some vidders at Sweet Charity because I have had dozens of vid ideas over the years, but never the wherewithal to actually learn how to vid. This seemed like an excellent opportunity to have my cake and eat it, too.

And also? I totally got bid on. I admit I was worried. *reads old feedback to validate self*

Normally I try not to read the book before I watch a movie, because it usually ruins it for me, the tragically avoidable reason Silence of the Lambs sucked for me. However, I liked Tru Blood so much I couldn't wait, so I read Dead Until Dark, the book Tru Blood is based on, and I suspect that the mystery of who the killer is is the same, so I won't say who that is, but ( without saying anything about the plot, here's why I like Tru Blood better... )

Blanket notice to J2 writers:

I smite the next person who refers to Jensen Ackles as a small town boy. Seriously. I live in Richardson, TX. It is not a small town. It is a suburb. Of Dallas. The Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex, of which Richardson is a part, has a population of over 6.1 million, the fourth largest metropolitan area in the United States. So.

STFU. I kill you.

ARG.

You ever thought, Damn it, I want to tie Abi down and MAKE her write... SPN, or maybe shake some more SV out of her brain, or GOD DAMN IT, a happy fucking ending for John and Rodney? Or maybe you just have a random pairing in some obscure fandom that you just want SOMEONE to write, or maybe you have a plot bunny that won't leave you alone until somebody writes it, and it ain't gonna be you.

Well, I'm your huckleberry.

Buy me for Sweet Charity. Any pairing, het, slash, whatever, even if I have an OTP.

( Fandoms I am confident I could write for... )

But, if there's something you're hankering for that's not on this list, leave me a note.

The current charity is Invisible Children, whose mission is motivated by the unseen war in Northern Uganda, Invisible Children was created by three young filmmakers with a singular mission: To use the power of stories to change lives around the world.

Appropriate, no?

Auction runs 29th - 4th October 2008.

Um. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

( spoilers )

So, I want to write, but my hands just aren't up to writing the epic hooker!fic that my mind wants to write, so instead, a meme...

Stolen from dancinbutterfly:

Give me a character who you know I’m familiar with and I will tell you how he/she came out. (If you want to specify to whom then that is cool too.)

Captured by the Game by rivkat. AU. Azazel has given his favorite son a task: worm his way into the confidence of a hunter. It sounds simple, but Dean Winchester just might be more than Sam can handle.

Waiting for more may be more than I can handle, that's for damn sure. Evil!Sam loving Dean by ( spoiler ) is the HOTTEST THING EVER. Okay, maybe not quite as hot as a mad scientist writing equations on the wall in his own blood, but damn, damn close, and you know from me that's high, high praise. But it's not just that this story is mind-blowingly hot, it's that it is so fucking intriguing and the difference from canon is subtle but amazing and it's one of those stories where I NEED MORE NOW or I may die.

Drop Dead Gorgeous by mistful. “I’m laughing so hard I think I’m dribbling a little,” Malfoy said from under the table.

Okay, so I considered just not saying anything about this, because for some reason it makes me feel deeply, deeply uncool to yearn for more of this the way I do, and I generally like to keep my SHAME to myself (aside: I still like NKOTB, do not tell anyone.), but fuck it. This is so damn good, and it's only there for a limited time, so you need to read it before the author takes down all her fanfic. And you need to read it, because it is both pee-your-pants hilarious, and simultaneously stab-yourself-in-the-chest angsty and you will never in life love either Harry or Draco more. Just ... GAH. Want more. Now.

K&R series by dancinbutterfly. Kidnapping is an industry in Colombia.

Eric is still not home from being kidnapped and Vince still isn't savagely taking him on the floor and never letting him out of his sight. This is so wrong to me. There really, really needs to be a fandom outcry over that. There should be ashes and sackcloth and possibly human sacrifice. I nominate Billy.

Bored.

Unhappy.

Hurty.

Lonely in that way where I want to talk to people right up to the second I go to interact with them, but then decide to send calls to voice mail instead.

I gakked this from dancinbutterfly and khohen1:

Name any story I've written (in any fandom), and any character in it, canon or OC. I'll tell you three things about that character which I didn't put in the story.

My completed fic is all fair game, or if you wonder about one of those wips I never finished, you're welcome to ask about those, too.

So, I just watched the first season of Prison Break, and I LOVED it. Like with a fiery passion. Sadly, the first several episodes of the second season are not living up to my expectations. It's kind of annoying me. So, what I need to know, is if I should hang in through whatever weird thing that happens at the beginning of every season two of every show like ever, or if I should just save myself the heartache and bail. Thoughts? If it gets better, when? Bueller?

First, I'd like to mention that you all were remarkably unhelpful with the House fic. Which I think shows some wisdom on your parts. What is with the sick and the dying over there? What, just because it's a show about a junkie and his ability to make sound medical decisions, we can't have happy angst fic where nobody dies? Sheesh.

But! This post is totally not about that. This prompt is about serious business, namely the Porn Battle. I love the Porn Battle. I love oxoniensis for having it. What I do not love is the GLUT of delicious prompts. How the hell am I supposed to chose? I have already made my required allowance for choosing this month, damn it. So, help me chose a prompt? *bats eyelashes* I whittled it down as much as I could...

( Prompts I would like to try... )