I love gansta rap. I don't know what it is.. I just love it. Would it be funny to see a white woman walking into a store and then hearing chamillionaire ridin dirty coming out of her phone. Oh that is so me, because I just downloaded the ringtone. I hope I don't get beat up.

Not to be a bitch, but I think it is Hi-larious that Raleighians are super excited about winning the Stanley cups. Our team consists of carpet baggers and foreigners. How many Southerns do you know who play hockey? Honestly. The oilers had something to cheer about. It's concieveable that they would have a hockey team. But I digress.

Nothing new or exciting is really happening. I miss the black man at the gas station. It was something to look forward to while getting my cancer inducing sticks of death. mmm.. tasty.

I ate the best burrito ever today from baja in mission valley. The only drawback is that I've pooped four times since then and had horrible gas pains. However, this does not mean that I will not go back. It is the best burrito and I love it and the gas inducing pains. I really like pooping. It makes my day a little better and I weigh less afterwards.

OMG my life is boring. Must get hobby or at least more interesting friends in Raleigh.

I've been moving since I was nine. Every couple of years my dad would get a new job and wam bam thank you ma'am I was off. At first I was resentful... but then I got used to it. It sucked having to leave my friends but I always made new ones. Now I have people on myspace finding me from elementary school. It just made me think about it. I've always been the person who left not the one to stay. Even recently. I left to move to New Mexico for a year. The only difference is that I came back. I don't know if I am any better for it. They say you can only move forward. Sometimes I think this last move was a move backward. Then I think of all of the skills I have aquired and the people I've met. Searcy is the best boss ever. He's like my big black brother that I never had. I could call him to pick me up from jail. That means something.

I guess this brings me to the point. Lucy is moving. My sister from another mister is leaving me for texas and cowboys. I almost wish I was going with her.. honestly I could but not until December. I just don't want to live in Texas. They say home is where your heart is. I guess mine is in Texas. Stupid Texas. Her point is that I left her first. I packed my bags and moved. It gave her ideas.. she just doesn't understand that I moved home technically. She says that I'm her hero. I don't want to be her hero. Living like a gypsy isn't for everyone. Que sera sera right.

First best friend: Christina, from Cleveland, I think I was about two or three years old. I remember her from the pictures.

First screen name: I don't remember..but the best one is big7fish11.

First funeral: my granny's, great grandmother, it was a west virginian funeral and one woman fainted. She's buried on the side of a mountain in the family cemetary. We had to use dynomite to get her in there.

First CD: No Doubt. The orange one.

First pet: Either some goldfish that died...or Sam, the hampster.

First piercing: my lobes

First big trip: WV to see my relatives... I'm told that I went to niagra falls and to canada... but I don't really remember it.

First flight: When we were house hunting in Fort Wayne. We flew on the smallest airplane ever from Nashville to Fort Wayne.

First job: Babysitting.

First MySpace friend: Amy

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Everyone also has their lasts...

Last car ride: Home from Antonio's with Amy after playing DDR

Last time you cried: When my mom left me.

Last movie you watched: "Wedding Date"

Last food you ate: Chicken, Rice and Green Chili's

Last item bought: Some Tape.

Last annoyance: Having to pee every five minutes because I was thirsty and drank a whole gallon of water after playing ddr.

Last shirt worn: my penn state t-shirt that my dad got me on a business trip.

Last phone call: Jodi

Last time at the mall: When my mom was here, we went to penneys and I bought a strapless bra for my dress for my cousin's wedding.

Last song listened to: "Because of you" Kelly Clarkson.

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Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDf)

Friendly and eager. Sexy in white. You are The Nurse.

Like your male counterpart, The Poolboy, you're a fun and goofy, but giving, friend. You believe that life and love should be taken with a grain of salt. We'll bet you smile a lot, which people find contagious.

Your exact opposite: The Battleaxe Deliberate Brutal Love Master

If only they knew the reason...the fact is, you spend WAY more time fantasizing than the average girl. While your friends lean desperately towards love, you're chemically biased towards anti-love: sex. You'd never date someone you didn't find immediately kissable.

To maximize satisfaction, you should find someone carefree and sexual, just like you. Avoid Brutal types at all costs. A final bit of advice: experience doesn't matter. You didn't qualify as a Master, and your perfect match need not either. Consider both The Poolboy and The Playboy.


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Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
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INFJ - the counselor Your Type is 0% Extroverted, 12% Observant, 31% Logical and 62% Structured

Your type is best summed up by the word "counselor", which belongs to the larger group of idealists. Only 2% of the population share your type. You are so empathic that you often know what others need before they know themselves. You are a complex person who can deal with complicated issues and people, almost prefer to, as you love problem solving. You can be something of an idealist or perfectionist, and should try to take yourself a little less seriously. You are a supportive and insightful romantic partner, encouraging your mate to have dreams and work hard to make those dreams come true. Because you are so creative, you have a wealth of ideas to help them toward those goals. You need harmony so much that you are driven to resolve conflict quickly, as long as the terms don't violate your ethics. You feel the most appreciated when your partner admires your creativity, trusts your inspirations, and respects your values. It is also vitally important that your partner be open and emotionally available - in other words, that they be willing to share themselves completely. Your group summary: idealists (NF) Your type summary: INFJ vincex's shorter version of this test. My longer version of this same test. The real deal.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on outgoing You scored higher than 18% on observant You scored higher than 52% on logical You scored higher than 77% on structured

Link: The Quick and Dirty Personality Test written by unpretentious2 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

INTJ The Mastermind You scored 50 I versus E, 40 N versus S, 60 F versus T, and 60 J versus P!

Your ideal romantic partner is known as the Mastermind. As a romantic partner, this type can be both fascinating yet demanding. They are not apt to express their emotions, leaving their partners wondering where they are with them. They strongly dislike repeating themselves or listening to the disorganized process of sorting through emotional conflicts. They see their own commitments as self-evident and don't see the need to repeat something already expressed. They have the most difficulty in admitting their vulnerabilities. They feel the most appreciated when their partners admire the quality of their innovations and when they listen respectfully to their ideas and advice. They need plenty of quiet to explore their interests to the depth that gives them satisfaction. The group summary: rationals (NT) The type summary: INTJ

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 25% on I versus E You scored higher than 32% on N versus S You scored higher than 52% on F versus T You scored higher than 31% on J versus P

Link: The Best Personality Type for You Test written by unpretentious2 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

1.What is your occupation?
Photo lab technician

2. What color is your underwear right now?
Grey

3. What are you listening to right now?
Reba

4 What was the last thing you ate?
lemon pepper chicken

5. Do you wish on stars?
Only if I'm really desperate.

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
red-orange

7. How is the weather right now?
cool

8. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
Amy

9. Do you like the person who sent you this?
Yes

10. How old are you today?
22

11. Favorite drink?
Sparks

12. Favorite sport to watch on tv?
mens gymnastics

13. Have you ever dyed your hair?
I don't remember my natural color. Whoops.

14. Do you wear contacts or glasses?
Contacts.

15. Pets?
I hate animals. They smell bad.

16. Favorite month?
October, it's just the right temperature.

17. Favorite food?
French Fries and Eastern NC Style bbq

18. What was the last movie you watched?
Eternal Sunshine or Mr. and Mrs. Smith

19. Favorite day of the year?
Halloween, I love candy.

20. What do you do to vent anger?
I clean and or bake.

21. What was your favorite toy as a child?
my trampoline

22. Fall or Spring?
Fall

23. Hugs or kisses?
I like kisses. I'm not a big fan of white chocolate.

24. Cherry or Blueberry?
Cherry

25. Living arrangements?
Ghetto Crossings with Amy

29. When was the last time you cried?
The last time I watched heidi. I don't know what it is about that movie... but I bawl.

30. What is on the floor of your closet?
Everything I own.

31. Who is the friend you have had the longest?
My mom, I'm a clepto.

32. What did you do last night?
Moved my furniture, went to a bbq and played tetris attack.

33. Favorite smell?
Orange Clean

34. What inspires you?
Other people, art, and literature.

35. What are you afraid of?
bugs

36. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?
Plain

37. Favorite car?
Anything that doesn't need to be fixed.

38. Favorite dog breed?
I hate animals.

39. Number of keys on your key ring?
5, soon to be four.

40. How many years at your current job?
5 months

41. Favorite day of the week?
Tuesday.

42. How many states have you lived in?
five

43. How many cities have you lived in?
6

44. How many countries have you lived in.
one

45. Fruit or vegetables?
Fruit.

Be careful or I'll bite off your leg.

To whom it may concern:

I think I've fallen in love. Mr Black Man at the Circle K, I love you. Will you be my baby daddy. You can have my youth and my money. I think I creamed the minute I saw your bulging biceps. No shirt can contain you. Although I only saw you from the waist up, I'm assured that you aren't lacking in ANY aspect. I'm going to start smoking like a freight train just so I can come in and see your face everyday. :smooch: :wink wink: Can I lick your face? Next time I'll take a picture so I can masturbate to it every night. You can call me the master baster. You are my wet dream. You can be the chocolate in my vanilla shake.

Love,
Jessica

P.S. They don't call me juicy because I spit when I talk.

I went out dancing for one night and now my hips hurt. Not one hip, both hips. This is how you tell you're getting old. It's time to go get a hip replacement. Call me Jessica Geriatric. If only I had kids, then they could put me in a nursing home.

I'm tired of having boobs. They serve no purpose. I'm never having kids. I don't need them. All they do is hang there all day being unproductive. You have to make sure they look good. They can't be too droopy or too high. They can't be uneven or overflowing from the bra. You have to worry if they're gi-normous or microscopic. I'm sick and tired of having boobs. Let's all go stand in line and have mastectomy's.

From cigamerisedi. Go to your iTunes/media player/WinAmp and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

What do you think of me, iTunes? "Soldier" Destiny's child

Will I have a happy life? "Senorita" Justin Timberlake

Do people secretly lust after me? "I'm really Hot" Missy Elliot

How can I make myself happy? "Ignition" R. Kelly (does this mean I like to molest little boys?)

What should I do with my life? "Next to you" Ciara

Why must life be so full of pain? "Mr Brightside" The Killers

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? "El Baso Del Final" Christina Aguilera... I don't speak spanish. damn.

Will I ever have children? "Satalite" Santana

Will I die happy? "Wagon Wheel" Old Crow Medicine Show

Can you give me some advice? "Good Foot" JT and Timberland

What do you think happiness is? "Brown Skin" India Arie

What's my favorite fetish? "Rockstar" Nerd

I'm secretly black.

1. What time did you get up this morning? 10:00 am
2. Diamonds or pearls? Pearls
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy.
4. What is your favorite TV show? Gilmore girls.. or So you think you can dance!
5. What did you have for breakfast? a peach and some garlic bread.
6. What is your middle name? Lynn
7. Favorite cuisine? Thai
8. What foods do you dislike? Dairy
9. What is your favorite potato chip flavor? Salt and vinegar
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? anything by Missy Elliot
11. What kind of car do you drive? A white chevy cavalier station wagon with black tinted windows. It's a drug dealers car but I love it.
12. Favorite sandwich? Barbeque with pickles
13. What characteristic do you despise? fakeness
14. Favorite item of clothing? pajamas or workout clothes
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would it be? I want to go everywhere.
16. What color is your bathroom? whiteish...with a reddish theme.
17. Favorite brand of clothing? Whatever is the cheapest
18. Where would you retire to? The bahamas
19. Favorite time of the day? the part of the day when it's just the right temperature and you just fall asleep. It's usually right before dusk so when you wake up it's dark outside.
20. What was your most memorable birthday? My 12th birthday. I had strep throat and mono.
21. Where were you born? Cleveland, Ohio
22. Favorite sport to watch? mens gymnastics.
24. What fabric detergent do you use? I use dryer sheets
25. Are you a morning person or a night person? I'm a mid afternoon person.
26. What is your shoe size? 9
27. Do you have any pets? I don't like animals and they don't like me.
28. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with your family & friends? No, I'm boring.
29. What did you want to be when you were little? astronaut
30. What are you doing right now? Singing off key while my neighbor beats on the wall incessantly. Whoops.

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )

But I've pooped four times today. I feel like the pooping woman. Good thing I've been pooping in the designated pooping area. This menstrating and leg shaving once a month is getting on my nerves. I wish I were going through menopause, then I would never have to menstrate again. I would have to shave my legs more often though. Once my ability to have kids goes away, you best believe I'm going to be whoreing it up. Watch out kids, Grandma found herself a brand new man. I have a feeling that when I'm old, I'm going to die from a venerial disease that I contracted from some young hot stud. Oh and I figure if Hildi can sell her pictures then so can I. Right?

The prevalent question on everyone's minds when they think about me, is what's going to happen in my future. What do I aspire to be? I don't know. That's why I'm not in school at the moment. I just don't know. I have so many things that I want to do that I don't want to limit myself. Maybe I'll take some photography classes and be a photographic journalist. Lucy and I could be a team in Afganistan or wherever the current crisis might be. She can write and I can take pictures of her sexy ass and get shot at. Ooo so much fun. I'm going to die early.

I might try and pursue something in finance. There is so much that I don't know, but I don't really want to put forth the effor to learn. That's bad. It will take so much time. It's rather depressing. Ultimately I want to travel and be financially free. That's so boring. Oh and maybe run every now and again, possibly. I aspire to be like Lucy. She's my idol and sidewalk.

Uh oh, I've lost my invitation for my cousin's wedding. I need to RSVP eventhough I'm in the wedding. I guess I won't be eating. The dress falls off of me. It's actually quite funny. I didn't think I had lost that much size. I guess I was mistaken.

1. Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal.

Everyone in the world thinks that I'm either a lesbian or a-sexual. Whoops my bad for not being a relationship drivin person or a girly girl. Aparently being self-sufficent and not a whore catergorizes you as being non-normal. Perhaps it's that I prefer to be alone rather than waste my time getting emotionally attached to someone who is sub-par. But I digress.

I hate feeling old. I feel old. When I was younger my mom would ask me, "Hold old are you today?" And I would say, "Today, I'm 6." or "Today, I'm just 3." or "Today, I'm 23." Twenty-three was my upper limit. It makes me sad that next year I will be at the jumping off point. I might die at 23. I should do more things. I'm still not bilingual. I haven't been to Africa. *note to self... you have one year to get your life on track before you might die.* These things are always good to know.

I'm going to study astrology and become a fortune teller. mwaahaahaa. Let me know if you want a reading.

I hate sappy romatic pessimistic people. It's like, whoa someone broke your heart again, maybe you should go jump off a bridge. Or hey, let's go slit our wrists together. I bet they are the bobby fishers of suicide.