james

I am in the worst bar in history. Except it is
a block from my place and has$2 whiskey drinks served in pint glasses.


Playlist at this lace
7mary3
that song that goes "I can see throughyou"

Some dude who is asking some
girl if she is "a blonde all over" b/c "I have balls of steel"


Hilarious

well,they are threatening to fire me. So that sucks


I also had a session with a personal trainer. Dude was stone cold amazed that I said I was heading to a bar lateron tonight.


Also I fucking love my iphone.

And lee kind of looks like the dude from blue October

i don't know  if i ever told any of you, but i got a SEVERE love of polar bears.


i used to like to watch them swim at teh licoln park zoo.


anyway, i just found a place where you CAN SWIM WITH TEH POLAR BEARZ.


i will be heading that way, as soon as the pool is open for the season.

the best part: you can have a private party swimming with the polar bears.

if anyone wants to go with me, let me know.

not even joking.  


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happy guy fawkes day

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, they named her "Damn!"

so here has been what's up.



i got to my house.
after a few days, i decided to reorganize the cabint under the sink.
-in doing so, i discovered a fireextinguisher, which i placed on the counter
-later on, i got drunk, knocked over the fireextinguisher, whihc had no safety ring, this made the fireextinguisher GO OFF IN MY FACE.
-i promptly got druunk as balls

the following day
-i went to the grocery store.
-as i pulled into my driveway, i notice all this smoke COMING FROM UNDER MY CAR.
-THAT'S RIGHT, I HAD A SECOND CARFIRE.
- but the aforementioned fire extinguisher was empty.
-and i didn't know where the hose was.
-imagine me, running back to the kitchen, dumping the iced tea pitcher on the engine bloack, and running another lap.
-now my car is slighlty charred, but i have no way of getting food, so i sponge off my neighbors and invite myself to dinner evey night,
-this causes me to drink heavily every night.

new experiences:
-drinkig nWITH THE GUITARIST FROM JEFFERSON AIRPLANE
-going to my 73 year old neighbor's house for drinks, and hten she discovered she has no alcohol and gave me vicodin instead.
-telling a polish supermodel she was "dumber than my cock"
-passing out in the woods on the way home from a dinner party
-tkaing a taxi to get the new harry potter book
-faliing down a hill and getting a 4 inch cut on my elbow that needed stiches but i had no way of getting anywhere so i superglued it. ( i have a wicked looking scar now)
-seeing an irish setter tree a bear.

my best friend ere is a 48 year old stock broker

other than that my schedule is:
-wake up 11 AM
-drink coffe on hte porch looing down thte mountain ( i can see to connecticut)
-do some work on th ehouse
-walk to the deli to order my sammich
-go to the pool and swim 1 mile
-go home
-walk to the ice cream store
-talk abou opera with the owner
-walk to someone's house for dinner
-drink with them on th eporch until it si time to go home (approx 2am)


things i learned about my fmaily:
-my geat great uncle founded the NRA
-we owned several hotels at one point

i also ofund a wallet from 1872 in one of the closets which i am now using
-how do i know it is from 1872? the trian schedule in it is from 1872.


anyone should show up. my neighbors are hilarious and have pretty much any connection you could want. law, financ, art, sports, whatever.

i have a lto more to write, but i have't tuly woken up yet.

friday
-JA came to town
-went to teh dials show @ hideout
-TD was there (weird)
-went to suki louge to hang out with some dude named I who JA was up ons
-got home at like 3
-M was waiting there at my door

saturday
-woke up
-JA went to JT's hosue to pick up her shit
-then came back and showered
-to indie to eat
-then we tried to go to the surgical science museum, but went shopping instead
-met up with JT and A for more shopping
-went home
-T called, and we started to go there, but tehn M got sick and we had to go home

sunday
-woke up
-it was sunny and 68
-went to teh ZOO
-then to north beach
-then we walked to a tea house for lunch
-then to B&N for books
-then to a bar to have some drinks

things i heard at the lincoln park bar

dude: "i am not shallow, i have been dating the same girl for 3 weeks"

dude to his girlfriend: " today was awesome, i got to see some titties"

i am so incredibly psyched it's not even funny.

i just found out i get 6 weeks off before i start my new job.

as of july 5th i will be living in austin, tx


i have a signed contract and everything.

as of this morning i was matched to an intership program.


i find out on monday if i move to austin, houston, or stay in cold ass chicago.

oh yeah, everyone should buy a subscription to the la record.

i will be in houston friday night.


big ionterviews on monday and tuesday


drinks and dry humps all around.

oh yeah,

i got published again.

i'm going to portland to present.

today
-went to work
-i had a grand total of 2 patients so i spent the day staring at my office wall
-S the nurse and i discussed golf
-then i went tot eh ER and actually worked for a bit
-over lunch i told a few peopel i was single and someoen reacted wit interest
-costco
-school
-realized i had forgotten 2 sections of a class i TA (oops)
-home
-watched wonder falls
-now i am tired and will go to sleep.

i got left in the middle of conecticut by the EX gf at 11:30pm last night. i had $100, and no clear way to get home.


somehow i managed to get to a train sttion, then to grand central in nyc, then to la guardia to a plane.


people look at you weird when you are bleeding, sleep ddeprived, and starign a bunch on planes.


in conclusion: i am single.

today
-woke up at teh crack
-went to new hospital
-sat around my office akking with new coworkers
-then i got bored and did a bunch of ER admissions
-did some therapy patients
-by 11am i had cleared the board of thigns to do
-went home
-got my hair cut
-the hair lady got all sad abtou her bf and cried a bit
-phone'd
-home ot read, watch tv, etc
-worked out a new job at an LA magazine
-went to school to TA
-Dr. K aasked me why i was not at teh neuroimaging in psychiatry conference
-i was dumbfounded that the conference was this week, oh well
-library
-home
-got a quote for my website
-read

today
-went ot new job
-worked in the ER for a while
-did soem therapy with some kids
-home
-then phoned for a bit
-walk
-wathced tv

gtoday
-woke up
-read
-went for a walk
-went to class
-talked bidness wiht N
-drew pictures
-class got out early
-L told em his gf is pregers
-they are gettign amrried and super excited
-then ihear dhti sloud bang sound
-the trina i was suposed ot get on had derailed and was all smoky and shit
-went hoem on a an alterante path
-cooked
-watched soem tv
-napped
-went ofr a walk
-haningg out

today
-woke up
-actually slept in ( i am workign on beign more relaxed and not workign 12-16 hr days anymore)
-read in bed
-phoen call
-got coffee
-went for a walk while tlaking
-went to get a new cell phone
-the post office
-the lady there agian made me smile cause she says i have a lil boy smile
-did some work at home
-called R
-met up at filter
-wene to kinko's
-then R and i went to filter
-saw jared leto, which was weird. we had 3 sightings. it was totally him
-then home
-then to pizza @ Vintage wiht R, D, M, & L
-the pirates of the carribean
-i saw C from braid there adn chatted for a bit
-home
-K emailed me about wanting to talk. why woudl i want to talk to her?


-there are big events goign on tomorrow