No scruples, lethal traitors. [entries|friends|calendar] mighty fucking commander Sunday morning, up with the lark I think I'll take a walk in the park Hey, hey, hey, it's a beautiful day I've got someone waiting for me When I see her I know that she'll say Hey, hey, hey, it's a beautiful day Hi, hi, hi, beautiful Sunday This is my, my, my, beautiful day When you say, say, say, say that you love me Oh, my, my, my it's a beautiful day Birds are singing, you by my side Let's take a car and go for a ride Hey, hey, hey, it's a beautiful day We'll drive on and follow the sun Makin' Sunday go on and on Hey, hey, hey, it's a beautiful day Hi, hi, hi, beautiful Sunday This is my, my, my, beautiful day When you say, say, say, say that you love me Oh, my, my, my, it's a beautiful day Hi, hi, hi, beautiful Sunday This is my, my, my, beautiful day When you say, say, say, say that you love me Oh, my, my, my it's a beautiful day - LYRICS BY DANIEL BOONE [ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ] [ calendar | livejournal calendar ]

[31 Aug 2008|01:27am] I missed my journal's birthday again. If i were a more dramatic sort of prick, i would consider that indicative of the sort of asshole i'm turning into, but let's be honest with each other: who the fuck am i? I will admit that i love adding a certain theatricality to my posts. Shit! Otherwise, i seem as banal and bland as every other cocksucking twenty-something in this beautiful blog-world of ours. Let me pretend my life is important! Also, i can't recall if i've ever remembered my journal's birthday on time. Who gives a fuck? I don't know where to begin or what to talk about. I started a journal in 2001, and to be frank i don't think it's really come very far. I haven't really come very far as a person, probably. Or have i? I've certainly gotten prettier, at least. No word of lie: if that's the extent of my personal growth, that's perfectly acceptable to me. I'm a simple man. I've been playing Tales of Vesperia, which is pretty slick. What else? Work is hectic, sort of. All sorts of paperwork. Fiscal 08! Property and department composites! Percentages and leadership development! When i look in the mirror, i see a boy who wants to pretend he's a knight clawing at the back of my eyes. All i do is complain anymore! Which bothers me because, seriously: what do i have to complain about? I must be the fucking poster boy for what is surely one of the more spoiled generations of this century. I'm a glutton who hates the fact he's consistently served the choicest cuts. 1 -YUZO-KUN?

[21 Aug 2008|05:02pm] [ music | Thyrfing - Over the Hills and Far Away ] Goddammit, i hate shaving. It makes me look like a fucking leper if i try for some totality in my grooming. I look like a patchy asshole. Fuckin'...shit! Poop! I can't wait to spend money tomorrow. Here are things that make me happy: sleep, spending money. I've been reading a lot of stuff lately, mostly comics; i'm also really feeling police procedurals, lately. I don't know why. Anyway, to use that as a seque, i've started collecting Gotham Central. And other shit, i guess. Blah blah blah. Blah blah. 6 -YUZO-KUN?

[20 Aug 2008|01:22pm] I don't know what i'm doing. New Suikoden. Boy, i'm sure glad it's not coming to consoles! That's not true. I'll buy it, of course, because i'm particularly fond of Suikoden and because i'm a huge asshole i guess. I need to get a new DS. I'm a dog. I had a rum and coke and a beer and a cookie last night. Mad World looks unbelievable. I have nothing else to talk about, except that i work and can't use my computer unless it's in safe mode most of the time. I'm in the mood to live, but i find myself to exhausted existentially. I lack any real creative motivation. What a mess. At least i'm pretty. PS: The landlord is selling our house. You know, the one we're living in. She let us know by proxy (aka, the guy coming in to divine the current state of the home). I thought that was kind of her. 4 -YUZO-KUN?

[11 Aug 2008|10:38pm] Today i had some tacos and some cereal and garlic toast and then i had a Hershey bar and some Dots. And a beer. I played a little Age of Conan in the morning (Caliban: i typically play in the mornings from 10:00am to 2:00pm EST and in the evenings from midnight to 2:00am EST) as my computer wasn't being very temperamental for once. I've been in a really goofy superhero mood for some reason, so i downloaded City of Heroes too. It's giving me some shit, though, so fuck it. Fucking technology. Here are movies that look awesome: Tropic Thunder, Role Models, Appaloosa. I kind of want to see The Dark Knight again for some reason, so tomorrow i think i might (mostly because i want movie popcorn). I like lavender. I'm also considering having my hair situation improved - namely, doing something new with it. Frankly, while i'm certainly not unhappy with it? It's a little rambunctious somedays. I want a cool style... What a world we live in. 9 -YUZO-KUN?

[07 Aug 2008|12:19am] Melekh, the Cimmerian barbarian, has finally reached level 22. He is escaped from his life of slavery (but bears a decidedly grimmer brand, a once-puppet of a darker and crueler master). Now he chills out in Conarch Village or some shit. ( Melekh through the ages. ) 5 -YUZO-KUN?

[02 Aug 2008|02:28pm] Normally, this is where i'd talk about how many motherfuckers i took down today whilst playing Age of Conan. Unfortunately, the authentication server proved a sturdier bastion that perhaps necessary (considering i'm on, you know, their side). I wouldn't consider it friendly fire, but it certainly wasn't team work by any stretch. All i want to do is pretend i'm some old barbarian from Cimmeria escaping slavery. Too much to ask? Work was particularly absurd last night, in more ways than i'd care to talk about it. Leastways, until i know it's behind me and a sufficient solution is found. Take my word for it: it's worrisome and bizarre and borderline surreal. Other than that, it's pretty good, per usual. Never thought i'd say that (or want to), but it's the truth. Tonight, i'll draw steel and as a torrent i will wash through this valley of foes, and as all foes, they'll be pulled beneath the current of my slaughter. I'll also have some sushi for dinner. I'm a young man. 8 -YUZO-KUN?

[01 Aug 2008|06:24pm] After reining in this rather uncooperative stallion, i was able to get in a solid portion of the morning slaying cocksucking brigands in the Tortage Underhalls (and Acheronian Ruins). Now i'm level 15! Melekh Ashmane, the old Cimmerian: captured by slavers after a grim life filled with battle and blood, by chance washed upon the decadent shores of Tortage, clad in the hood and rags of dead men. He will not show his face until finally free of that wretched city. Wooooooooorrrkk. I've been reading Guy Gavriel Kay's Lions of Al-Rassan, which is pretty fucking cool. I want to play more Age of Conan. On a lark, i threw together a Guardian that entirely by accident ended up looking like Brock Samson. So that's pretty cool, i guess. YUZO-KUN?

[31 Jul 2008|01:46pm] So, after some particularly arduous tasks, i was able to get Age of Conan installed and thoroughly patched. Pretty fun! It's actually really slick, and Melekh (my level 8 Cimmerian barbarian) is pretty badass, but not yet badass enough to bulldoze over barrelchest apes and pirates so he can get some salted meat. By Mitra! I did finally decide to just enter Tortage and bought myself some new armor and weapons though, so maybe that might make a difference. ...or, that's what i would say if they weren't about to start some downtime! After spending literally the whole fucking morning yesterday downloading a patch, and then experiencing some server trouble today (on top of this downtime), i've hardly gotten a chance to really sink my teeth into it. It is pretty fucking cool from what i've seen, though. These days when i go into work at 7:00PM and leave around 2ish are kind of alright. At least, it's nice to have most of my day open? And i can do all sorts of stuff with the extra four or so hours i get before i leave. Of course, once i get to work and don't really know about anything that happened during the shift and thus can't accomplish too much during the rest of the night is kind of a downer. What the fuck happened to me? Anyway, i bought the Region 1 set of Spaced: The Complete Series and a bunch of other shit. In a few weeks i'll buy an XBox 360 and preorder Tales of Vesperia and Infinite Undiscovery (and fucking Mercenaries 2 and The Force Unleashed and how many fucking games are coming out this season!??!) and have a lot of fun with my life i hope it is changing a lot at once kind of. king conan save me 5 -YUZO-KUN?

[28 Jul 2008|12:28pm] So, apart from work (which is pretty okay, to be fair) i've been fucking around with Sword of the New World. Now that i have a fancy new computer, and despite some incredibly infuriating issues with Vista and NVidia display drivers, i finally get a chance to play all of those games i had to miss out on in the past. It's a pretty good game, but for every victory you get in aesthetics and setting, you lose something in...well, pretty much everything else. The game looks great, character and world design are just plain lovely, but despite "localization" it still plays like a free Korean MMO. I'll probably fool around for a while, i guess. I do want to finally pick up an XBox 360 this month, with the sheer deluge of games coming this season (Tales of Vesperia and Infinite Undiscovery at the tail end of summer, for instance). Anyway, here's some shit. ( Do you know how hard it is to take a picture of your own ass? ) My Friday. 11 -YUZO-KUN?

"Please stop telling me how virile you are." [26 Jul 2008|02:29am] Someone told me that i had a cute ass today. The travails of the day suddenly seem insignificant by comparison! 2 -YUZO-KUN?

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