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Feb. 9th, 2007 @ 12:40 am Anyway you want it
Current Location: Singapore
Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: The Journey - Anyway you want it
I just love this song.


Any way you want itThat's the way you need itAny
way you want itShe loves to laughShe loves to
singShe does everythingShe loves to moveShe
loves to grooveShe loves the lovin' thingsOoh, all night, all nightOh, every nightSo hold
tight, hold tightOoh baby, hold tightOh, she
said"Any way you want itThat's the way you need
itAny way you want it"She said, "Any way you want
itThat's the way you need itAny way you want
it"I was aloneI never knewWhat good love
could doOoh, then we touchedand we sangAbout
the lovin' thingsOoh, all night, all nightOh, every night So hold tight, hold tightOoh baby, hold
tightOh, she said"Any way you want it - Oh
-That's the way you need itAny way you want
it"She said, "Hold On - Hold on, hold on, hold
on"Oh - she said, "Any way you want itThat's the way you need itAny way you want it""Any way you want itThat's the way you need
itAny way you want it"she said, "Any way you
want itThat's the way you need itAny way you
want it""Any way you want itThat's the
way you need itAny way you want it"

The Journey
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Jan. 20th, 2007 @ 09:19 pm (no subject)
I hate this place.
Everything about it is seriously fucked up.
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Jan. 15th, 2007 @ 11:12 pm Books Down
Current Location: Singapore
Current Mood: complacent
Current Music: The Journey - Anyway you want it
This is more for myself than anyone else.
Just wanna make a list of the books I've read over the past couple of years.

Last year it was the Farseer Trilogy - Assassins Apprentice
- Assassins Quest and
- Royal Assassin
by Robin Hobb (thanks to jess for lending them, they were great)
This year I've finished Book one of the tawny man trilogy, set 15 years after the events of Royal Assassin "A Fools Errand"
And I've almost finished Lynn Truss's "Eats, Shoots and Leaves" about proper grammar and punctuation use.

Contrary to what you might think, its actually pretty funny.
...if you are a grammarian.

Which you are almost certainly not.


*pauses*
yeah...


Jeremy out
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Dec. 17th, 2006 @ 04:12 pm Rhyme Off 3
Current Music: Dave Guetta - Don't Let Me Go
I can't be bothered to type out a description. You all know how this goes. Read, laugh and be gay!

"Matt" says:
what about anti-crime

"Matt" says:
you uncultured swine

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
i hate to be a dick but crime and swine don't rhyme

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
seeing as we've already done 'ime'

"Matt" says:
(I know, hence a new one)

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
well go with swine, which i like to eat along side some wine

"Matt" says:
(such a tool)

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
(relevance motherfucker!)

"Matt" says:
there is no relevance just me and the sunshine

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
*steals matts shorts*
yes but your dignity is now mine

"Matt" says:
*steals back shorts & dignity*

and ties it up using an over abundance or twine

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
You missed a line

"Matt" says:
I was distracted, by your fucked up looking spine

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
Its actually quite devine

"Matt" says:
I do decline

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
As does your reciding hairline

"Matt" says:
(gold)

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
(bows)

"Matt" says:
but what you said about my hair was totally malign

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
perhaps I shall just whack you with this piece of pine

"Matt" says:
*quickly hides behides that large looking sign*

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
You know it points towards the alpine

"Matt" says:
I hear its the holiday spot of the one Kalvin Klein

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
And previously, Albert Einstien

"Matt" says:
is he the guy that sued the airline

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
no, he's the guy that invented moonshine

"Matt" says:
no I think that was the infamous nine

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
Could you please define?

"Matt" says:
fine

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
Are you refering to that impressive equine?

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
(an equine is a horse)

"Matt" says:
well I read it on the side of a can of tuna in brine

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
(lol, that was funny for some reason)

"Matt" says:
(because you hate brine)

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
Perhaps you mis-read it on the sign

"Matt" says:
(I said sign)

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
(shit... ok um)

"Matt" says:
(hint: xxsign

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
Be quiet before i throw you in that turbine

"Matt" says:
I'm not scared of that, its of a poor design

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
then perhaps you would like to resign?

"Matt" says:
could you please refine?

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
I'd much rather dine

"Matt" says:
well la de da for you, too bad i'm tangled up in this vine

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
I shall send a rescurer for you in the form of my canine

"Matt" says:
its feral, lucky I have my unbroken pitchfork that has a well sharpened tine

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
(man thats so obscure but i am forced to pay it)

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
Perhaps its feral unlike my m16 carbine

"Matt" says:
I'm afraid I'll have to decline

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
(I'm sure someone said that!)

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
Its actually quite devine

"Matt" says:
whine whine whine!

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
(nice)

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
I am able to block out your negative messages when I meditate and my shrine

"Matt" says:
( was saving that for the end.. damn you)

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
(owned)

"Matt" says:
well after that, you should be all align

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
(that doesn't make sense but ok)

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
Your brain is working like that of a bovine

"Matt" says:
I have a few words left, but can't find a way to assign

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
you just need to learn how to combine

"Matt" says:
all I can do is intertwine

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
The experience must have been a mental confine

"Matt" says:
I need to call a hotline

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
(lets not start with the lines, it could go on forever)

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
I think you should just get in that chair and recline

"Matt" says:
I don't need to, I just found out my cancer is benign

"Matt" says:
(getting tough)

"Matt" says:
(but more skillful)

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
(this is normally where i drop out, but i feel I've got a couple)

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
You probably didn't get enough bromine

"Matt" says:
I'll fall back to my second language, and or favourite DoA character and just say Ein!

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
his skills are like that of a feline

"Matt" says:
fuck off, my skills are always on the incline

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
Cause you heard it through the grapevine

"Matt" says:
(ok, mr mc sentence of mc no concept)

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
(lol, what cha got?)

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
(just give up)

"Matt" says:
what im not going to lay down, im not supine

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
(nice...)

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
of your demeanor however, that is most porcine

"Matt" says:
that was gold, gold times trine

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
You know there is plenty of gold underneath the river Rhine

"Matt" says:
(pfft.. stop looking shit up)

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
(lol)

"Matt" says:
(places that aren't well known are like.. fucked up)

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
(i'm laughing hard)

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
(ok ok ok, your go)

"Matt" says:
laughing, that is so stupid, I opine

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
Laughing is an act that is not consign

"Matt" says:
and before you said your spine was devine, well what ever because it is spelt DIVINE!

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
(lmao)

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
you seem desperate, of you that is most unvulpine

"Matt" says:
im no fox.
I'm only good at working out mathematical value of sine

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
thats probably because you didn't measure your cosine

"Matt" says:
I im leaving on this note, as it will never end.. I'm going to enshrine.

"Matt" says:
(the end)

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
I WIN!

"Matt" says:
not yet

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
I AM THE NEW ENSIGN!

"Matt" says:
this rhyme off needs a whole new redesign

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
(lol, your just re-using words and putting 're' infront of them) *shakes head* "how embarressing..."

"Matt" says:
(coming from someone who is reading a dictionary)

"Matt" says:
nah im going now
''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
Your work is much like that of epstein

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
then i win!

''-Lady Nik's Man-'' Stwabewwie Sundae says:
AT LONG LAST
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Nov. 30th, 2006 @ 02:30 pm Exodus part 2
Current Mood: productive
Current Music: Cascada - Everytime We Touch
First up, for anyone thats a family member of mine, I msg'd dads phone last night, because it was the only number I could remember, but the txt was intended for katherine to read and 'then' pass on to the rest of you.

So, for everyone now, I had a job interview today, with a drama and English language school. They seemed very eager for me to come down when we called them yesterday. They hadn't even asked about my qualifications, just from hearing me speak was enough for them to call me in for an interview.

It went well, basically they're private contractors that go around to private schools and run theatre sports and spoken English exercises. If I get the job it will be part time and should pay over $2500 (thats SGD). One SGD is about the equivalent of 80 australian cents.

Been looking for a place too. Its like a vicious cycle of requirements. I need an employment pass, before I can get a place, then I need a job to get the employment pass for me (its like a visa, that you can't apply for on your own) then that needs to be processed, which I was told today can take up to 3 months and I don't have that long, then I can get a place and be sweet for a while.

There is a way to speed up the Employment Pass process. So basically I'll just go in and demand that from the ministry of manpower (which is like singapores, immigration), I know what all you aussies are thinking 'isn't that the name of australia's number one male strip show?' and yes... it is. I guess they just really like CFNM out here.

I'mma change the subject now!
Another item of interest that I have recently learned from Amanda was, that apparently, under Lee Kwan Yu (I think thats how its spelt) in an attempt to reach social and racial harmony and hegemony, all levels of HDB flats (the major source of accomodation here, basically sky scrapers of appartments) have to have a certain percentage of each race residing there.
So say, level one for example, can only be 70% chinese, 20% indian, 5% malay, 5% other. And there is certain percentages reserved for each race. The real estate agents are obliged by LAW to follow this.
So basically, the races are FORCED to live together. Now... maybe its just me, or does this seem a little... hmmm, oh I dunno, FORCED?
Wouldn't that just make people more frustrated at the other races they were forced to live with if they didn't already want to?
Therefore condensing the problem?
Seems so backwards.

If they 'need' to be forced to live together, they're not gonna like each other even more.

Anyways, thats all for now, the food is great, the people are weird and stare lots and I miss all of you terribly. but thats nothing new.

I hope is all well in melbourne. Don't be shy, email me back, ask about things in more detail if you wish, tell me whats up with you guys, I can probably make time at the moment.

This email is going in my journal to, so if you have the link you can just comment there.

Take care my wonderful people, love you all.

Jeremy out
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Nov. 26th, 2006 @ 11:59 am Exodus Part 1
Current Location: David Guetta Vs The Egg - Love dont let me go
Current Mood: awake
I'm leaving Australia for an extended working holiday in Singapore tomorrow.

What can I say, theres so much to release, sorrow at all I am leaving behind, joy at the amazements that await me on the other side, the excitement I will both feel and then see in my gorgeous girlfriends eyes when we are finally reunited, never to part again this time.

She is the one for me.
We will always be together.

I believe I am a truly lucky man.
Everything I have.
My beautiful friends, they always care about me, sooooo much. So many times I am humbled by their generosity and compassion. Matt, Jess, Elaine and Jon, David.

The support of my family, although their own relationships are rocky, they all love me unconditionally and when I screw things up, they've always picked up my slack. I can't even begin to explain how reassuring it is to know that they're always behind me. I couldn't be what I am without them.

And then, at the center of my life. Nicole. She's one half of what Jeremy is. The reason why he does the things he does. The reason why he talks about himself in third person. I love nicole, from the bottom of my heart.
When we finish a phone call I want to call straight back again hear her voice again and again. Its been agony being so far away from the one I want so bad and she's felt exactly the same only more so.
She's my world, plain and simple, and I will always be in love with her.


Nothing more to say.

More updates of my travels, will follow and go direct to my emailing list of elite friends, family and other interested travellers.

*kisses crowd*
even though theres no one reading...

Jeremy out
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Nov. 5th, 2006 @ 01:34 pm The Politics of Technology
Current Mood: bored
If anyone can tell me what this long-winded sentence means, then they can sit my exam for Politics of Technology, tomorrow.

Thanks ;)


"Now information has come to denote something that is supposed to be an essential aspect of life in a modern society. This shift to a much more general meaning of information corresponds to the dispersion of Benthamite utilitarian epistemology and related methodologies of individuation and social control, but it was prompted by applied mathematicians' success with code-cracking during the Second World War and then the discovery of DNA in 1951."


My reading was that it is talking about cybercitizenship leading to the exclusion and withholding of information such as code-cracking, which is mentioned, to achieve a type of repressive social control.


Jeremy out
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Nov. 5th, 2006 @ 01:17 pm The Alpha And The Omega
Current Mood: artistic
Current Music: Future Breeze - Temple Of Dreams
Michael - Show in WARNAMBOOL! Fergz, get some people together. says:
Just got back from a gig in Wanambool.

-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
howd it go?
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
It rocked. It was actually really good.

-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
you're not the omega!

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
I so am the Omega.

-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
so not

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
Why do you doubt?

-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
because i am the omega

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
lol
You're the end huh?

-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
death
Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
You're death?

-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
sure why not

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
Is death not just annother begining? Then would death not only be an end (Omega), but also the Alpha. Since I am the Alpha and death is the Omega and the Alpha, then I must be the Alpha and the Omega.

-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
not if your not religeous

-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
(owned)

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
No, death could be a begining even if you're not religious. It could be the begining of you rotting down and the worms eating your brains.

-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
If that is the case, then alpha could also be described as nothing, the beginning of a meaningless life, void of anything, is nothing worth mentioning, therefore the Alpha is really the omega.
Or can be.

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
Yes, therefore the Alpha IS the Omega. You're not arguing that I'm NOT the Alpha, just that I'm not the Omega. However as the Alpha is also the Omega... I AM THE ALPHA NAD THE OMEGA.

-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
But 'because' you are not the Omega, when the alpha is 'absorbed by' the omega, the alpha ceases to exist and along with it, you and your meaningless role.
It is inevitable, all Alpha's come to an Omega.

-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
(owned)

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
But if the Alpha IS the Omega, and I AM the Alpha (a fact no one disputes) how can I not also be the Omega? Perhaps it's meaningless, but it's true.

-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
Because "I" am the Omega (another fact which no one disputes) and the end is more final than the beginning, therefore there is no room for an Alpha should it clash with an Omega.
It would cease to exist.

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
I dispute that you are the Omega. If I am the Alpha, then I am also the Omega, making you (at best) AN Omega, not THE omega.

-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
As there are no grounds for which your dispute over my Omega-hood are focused around, there is no way your accusation can be proved. This empty threat takes strength away from your own Alpha-hood, reducing you (at best) to AN Alpha, because Omega is stronger than Alpha.

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
I'm basing my dispute on the fact that I am the Alpha, making me also the Omega. It's simple logic. We can't both be THE Omega, and as I am clearly the Alpha it follows that I am THE Omega. Accept it you're an Omega.

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
The reason you have not replied yet shows that you can't defeat my logic. OWNED

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! just sent you a Nudge!

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
*PELVIC THRUST* YEAH CAN YOU FEEL IT?!

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
UNGH UNGH UNGH!

-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
You being the Alpha doesn't make you the Omega. There is no reason why something that begins in a certain way, must end in the same way. In actual fact, it is much more probable that the Alpha and the Omega would be polarised differents. Such as you being a nerd and me being cool.

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
lol

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
As THE Alpha I am all beginings. If I was just a begining I would be just an Alpha. As I an THE Alpha and thus all beginings, I am also THE Omega, and thus am ALL endings.

-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
Whether you are THE Alpha or not has no bearing on whether you are THE Omega or even a lowly "an" Omega. It is completely irrelevant. There is no relevance.

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
Yes there's a link. You said that death was the Omega. You agreed that death could also be a begining (even if you're not religious, i.e. rotting away, etc.) and thus THE Alpha at the same time. BOOYA! How do you like them relevance?!

-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
I never agreed death could be a beginning.
I like them relevance not much at all, as they are STILL irrelevant.

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
lol

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
And I quote...

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
"Me:No, death could be a begining even if you're not religious. It could be the begining of you rotting down
You:
if that is the case
then alpha could also be described as nothing, the beginning of a meaningless life, void of anything, is nothing worth mentioning, therefore the Alpha is really the omega.

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
Read your last five words again...

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
Alpha is really the omega.

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
Bam relevance.

-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
At this point I fall back on the infallable logic that regardless of what THE Alpha actually is, THE Omega (played by me) is finality in its purest form, therefore, you, as THE Alpha (if that) are simply absorbed, by me, THE Omega.

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
owned.

-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
Indeed

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
fall back on. Yes you were right to retreat. Even if I am absorbed as the Alpha, the alpha is (in the words of jeremy pleuger) "...is really the omega..." so I am thus both the Alpha AND Omega.

-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
I conceed to a tie.

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
Deal.

Michael - I am the Alpha and the Omega! says:
One second...

-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
*smacks michael in the head with a mace*

-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
BOOM MOTHERFUCKER!
Michael - I am the Alphalpha and the Omega! says:
How bout thi?^

-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
?

-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
I'm sorry, what?

-Lady Nik's Man- *10 munse* 23 says:
I couldn't understand your jibberish typo's with your mouth all smashed in, in a mace shape.


--------------------------------The End---------------------------

(I call I won)
Matt later went on to tell me to call Michael an "Alphalphanoid" which I did and he didn't much appreciate it.

No more than a mace smash to the face I guess.
Oh well.

Jeremy out
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Nov. 1st, 2006 @ 12:51 pm Brain's Best Man's Speech
Current Mood: calm
Current Music: DJ Emaxx - Monster Machine
Brain got married on the weekend, I know! How soon was that!?

Anyways, I was his best man (naturally), so (naturally) I had to prepare a few words for this momentous occasion.

Here's my best man's speech.


First up I'd just like to take this opportunity to say what a beautiful couple these two make. I've been around them a lot over the past year and they've always complimented each other really well.
If they’re not wrestling and play fighting they’re always smothering each other in kisses. Honestly, Laura is the best thing that I could have hoped to happen to my best friend. I wish them all the good fortune in the world for the future, but I know they won’t need it.
Of course I’d also like to thank David for honoring me with the role of best man and I’d also like to thank Laura on behalf of her bridesmaids for selecting such lovely girls.

I’ve known David since we were 7 years old and in these 16 years I’ve always looked up to him… and I still do.
He’s the kind of guy (and I’m sure Laura can relate to this) who always has to be right. Stubborn as hell.
Back in high school they called him “Hardcore Brain” because he never conceded, never admit that he was wrong.

However, generally, he was always right. So I grew to his opinion above all else. Above anyone else. So overtime, he became somewhat of an oracle to me. He always had the answers. I could seek advice from him about any topic, be it financial, career-wise or even relationship advice.

Having his friendship provided me with a stability that’s been vital to my life. If anything should go wrong my rationale always was “David will know what to do.”

Once when we were 13 or 14 we were walking to his place from my place in Hoddles Creek. Incidentally we were on our way to his place to get a lift to box hill for a game of laser tag.
Anyways, it was about a 40 – 50 minutes walk and its hilly country.

Just as a side note, for those of you who know me really well, know I have notoriously weak ankles. Sprained each one 5 – 6 times and broken both of them. I’m pretty sure it was part of the whole ‘being tall deal’.

So! As it turns out, on this particular day the terrain was especially perilous. Fresh chunks of granite had been laid down to make the road more accessible for large logging trucks. These chunks were about the size of my fist.
So it wasn’t that great for walking on.
I know!
Look out Jeremy!
To spare you all the details, I sprained my ankle… bad.
I’d tripped on a rock you see, and now, we were stuck in the middle of nowhere, in between destinations, on foot (if you could call it that) with an immobile party.
The first thing david did, was to grab the rock I’d tripped on, hurl it over the embankment into a nearby damn and shout something inane like “You’ll never hurt my friend again!”
Although this did little to ease my pain, it greatly warmed my heart. And made me laugh through the pain.

This is a miniscule example and words fail me when I try to describe what a great best friend he has been.
All in all, with all the time we’ve spent together, he’s become more of ‘the older brother I never had’ than a friend.

I don’t know if I could ever be as great a friend for him as he has for me, but if nothing else at least now he knows my appreciation.

Laura you look absolutely stunning, you’re both lucky to have found each other, congratulations.


Jeremy out
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Oct. 8th, 2006 @ 09:38 am Overload
Current Music: Voodoo & Serano - Overload
Lost and alone,
but I still keep proceeding on
with no sense of time
I don't even know where I'm going..

I begin to get breathless
and my heart it keeps beating faster
I know I just can't take this
how much longer now

I'm getting ready, I'm getting ready to explode
that's why I got the fire
light up the fuse I'm letting go

I'm getting ready, I'm getting ready to explode
don't hold me down now
I'm just about to overload..

Time is running out
I feel I'm walking upon my wire
heading till the end
and I'm starting lo lose my mind

I'm getting ready, I'm getting ready to explode
that's why I got the fire
light up the fuse I'm letting go

I'm getting ready, I'm getting ready to explode
don't hold me down now
I'm just about to overload..
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Aug. 13th, 2006 @ 11:13 pm The Office Poop survival guide
Current Mood: happy
Current Music: 666 - Diabolo (Non-vocal edit)
Nikki got this from her friend Ketki who pulled it off this website http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/171960631.html

I just thought everyone should read about it :)

I love nikki.

Jeremy out



We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.

CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.

FLY BY:
This is the act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

ESCAPEE:
This is a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK:
When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH:
The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME:
Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. This very uncomfortable walk can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER:
This is a colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N):
A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the hereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS:
A Safe Haven is a seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR:
This is someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH:
A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall is called a Camo-Cough. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. The Camo-Cough is very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE:
A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON:
A watermelon is a big poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA OMELET:
A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

UNCLE TODD:
An Uncle Todd is a bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. This person could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Todd makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as other bathroom attendees.
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Jul. 29th, 2006 @ 12:47 am Quiz Much? Sexuality?
You Are a Strawberry Blonde

Men see you as flirtatious, but they also see you as a challenge
Because you're totally fearless and carefree
You've got the lightheartedness of a blonde, with the attitude of a redhead
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Jul. 20th, 2006 @ 02:00 am Make it better
Its scary.
When you don't know what to do.
I guess you have to be quiet.
Absorb what you can in silence.

Forcing never works efficiently.
I know that now more than ever.
Its always been in my nature.
That cannot go on.

I just have to give space.
Step back.
I wish now more than ever,
that I could make it better.

Make it better.




(I just realised the similarity between the phrases "fix you" and "make it better"... huh)

Jeremy out
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Jul. 1st, 2006 @ 08:13 pm Why is the world so fucked?
Current Mood: pissed off
Why do people need alcohol to go out?
Why is there even alcohol to begin with?
It only destroys peoples lives and makes you dumber.

Why do people need to be sleazy in clubs?
What happend to romance?

And what happend to my friends?
Invites for going out places?

Is it greedy to want that?
To not want to be the guy who always has to organise everything?
To get pissed off when people reject your invites?

I want things to be different basically.
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Jun. 20th, 2006 @ 06:40 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Pacifier - Comfort Me
"What have we begun... would you comfort me?
The whole worlds come undone
Could you comfort me?
Comfort me!"

LOL
I've just been notified of a secret 2000 word essay thats weeks overdue 3 days before the exam by the lecturer who is under the impression its just been lost in the assignment process.
Great.
I've been in holiday mode for at least the last 2 weeks.

I miss and love my nikki, always.
She's my world :)
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May. 31st, 2006 @ 11:51 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: indifferent
Current Music: Three Doors Down - Here Without You
*I love presenting my opinions as facts.

Seeing as I'll be upgrading soon, both socially and phone wise, I've decided to re-iterate for all of you again, my theory on how mobile phone types are paralelled to socio-economic classes.

Firstly, the most common, are the masses, they use the most generic basic type of mobile because they simply don't have enough moulah to back a more advanced type.
These are your standard flat pad, open phones. What you see is what you get, similiar to any red neck, backwards, proletarian. Not much to them, vilify me if you will.

Then we move up to the slightly more complex model of the flip phone. Not as frequent as your standard flats but you do see em round. The middle class own these, they can afford a few more featurette's and are more concerned with style and image, to the point where they require a 'higher' prominent, model of phone. Flippies for teh middlez!

Now... if your uber leet (just as I am going to be... *beams*) you own a slide phone. They're much rarer and more impressive than they're lower ranked counterparts. Just as their matching class is. The elites.


I hope you feeling better soon baby. Mmmmwanna help your ankle sooo much!
And fix all your problems. Then fix you.
I love you completely my gorgeous.
I've actually still got that inkling to sing to you... hmmm *rubs chin*
Maybe later.
*kisses and holds*
Love you always,

Jeremy out
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May. 20th, 2006 @ 10:04 pm I should be so lucky
Current Mood: happy
Current Music: Queen - We Are The Champions
I'm so so so lucky to have Nicole. Aside from how she puts up with, me she's such a beautiful person. And I mean that as in ALL THE TIME. Not just when she is putting up with me ;)

I love every little thing about her.
How she jokingly bags me and my various 'performances',
how she loves my baby voice,
how her voice sounds in my ear,
how her body fits when connected to mine,
how her beautiful laugh can turn my entire day around
and how she doesn't mind my stink :D

Most of all though... how I asked her if she would say yes... and she said yes.
I know she's the one for me.
She'll always hold my heart.

Always
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Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 06:51 pm Love Or Die
Current Mood: complacent
Current Music: Blue Nature - Love or Die
I was just chilling at home, shuffling a little listening to my trance and the song "Love or Die" by Blue Nature came on.
The sounds of this song gave me a visual of 3 or people (2 guys 2 girls) walking through and overgrown forrest peering through bushes at night time, trying to find a path to proceed.
They see lights flashing in the distance and hear noise and as they push through a thicket, onto a slight slope with an opening at the bottom, they are faced with a stage, a woman singing Love or Die and a crowd of ravers waving their arms in the air, green trance laser lights wash over the crowd again and again, scene puts our 4 lost explorers in a trance-like state, they rush down and rave as the music kicks up.
Shots flash of our main characters doing various rave dances, one Shuffling, one running, one whipping glow sticks around and another one on Full liquid.
The laser runs over the crowd again and everyone reaches for it and eventually the music dies down and the crowd disperses, leaving our characters in an empty clearing in the middle of no where with an empty stage...
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Apr. 14th, 2006 @ 05:44 pm Holding On
Haven't done this for a while... Just felt like it. I couldn't/can't get this song out of my head.

Ferry Corsten - Holding On

The falling sky grows darker every day.
And moonlight fading as you walk away.
And all the roads that lead me to your heart…
…have gone astray


My hands are tied behind my back,
and I’m weakened by, your slow attack,
you take me in, then change your mind again.

Your spinning wheel won’t lead me to your view,
and all the words I need to hear from you,
I’m holding on but guess I’m out of luck,
…and still in love with you


My hands are tied behind my back,
and I’m weakened by, your slow attack,
you take me in, then change your mind again.

Hold my face, in your hands, look into my eyes
So understand, all the thoughts, inside your mind
Tell me it’s time

My hands are tied behind my back,
and I’m weakened by, your slow attack,
you take me in, then change your mind again.
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Apr. 12th, 2006 @ 12:34 am The richness of life
Basically you answer yes or no to having done any of the things listed and your percentage of Yes's are how rich your life is.
Mine was 65% yes and 35% no.
Nicole is largely resonsible for making my life so rich (like 45% because of her influence).
I love her. I always have. I know you'll see this the second you open your web browser baby... cause "I'm" your homepage!
I'm lucky to be that.
To be yours, to have so much of your attention and affection.
I've always thought this.
I'm sitting here, after you've gone offline... thinking of how much I miss you and ache for you and feel for you.
A british person might say I'm a 'right prat' sometimes, but don't worry I'm not going to apologise for that either. Its just the way I am.

I miss you Nicole...


(heres the results to the quiz)

have you ever:
>Smoked. Y
>Drank alcohol. Y
>Cried when someone died. Y
>Been drunk. Y
>Had sex. Y
>Been to a concert. Y
>Given a handjob/gotten a handjob. Y
>Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob. Y
>Been verbally/sexually harassed. Y
>Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. N
>Felt someone up and/or been felt up. Y
>Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. Y
>Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. N
>Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. Y
>Been to prom. Y
>Cried at school. Y
>Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. N
>Went streaking. N
>Given a lap dance. N
>Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.Y
>Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. Y
>Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. Y
>Kissed a stranger. N
>Hugged a stranger. Y
>Went scuba diving. N
>Driven a car. Y
>Gotten an xray. Y
>Hit by a car. N
>Had a party. Y
>Done drugs. Y
>Played strip poker. N
>Got paid to strip for someone. N
>Ran away from home. Y
>Broken a bone. Y
>Eaten sushi. Y
>Bought porn. Y
>Watched porn. Y
>Made porn. N
>Had a crush on someone of the same sex. N
>Been in love. Y
>Frenched kissed. Y
>Laughed so hard you cried. Y
>Cried yourself to sleep. Y
>Laughed yourself to sleep. N
>Stabbed yourself. N
>Shot a gun. Y
>Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next
>day. Y
>Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. Y
>Been online for 9 consecutive hours. Y
>Watched an animal die. Y
>Watched a person die. N
>Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with at least one person. Y
>present.
>Pranked somebody. Y
>Put somebody in the hospital. Y
>Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. Y
>Kissed somebody of the same sex. N
>Dressed punk. Y
>Dressed goth. N
>Dressed preppy. N
>Been to a motocross race. Y
>Avoided somebody. Y
>Been stalked. N
>Stalked someone. N
>Met a celebrity. Y
>Played an instrument. Y
>Ridden a horse. Y
>Cut yourself. N
>Bungee jumped. N
>Ding dong ditched somebody. N
>Been to a wild party. Y
>Got caught stealing something. Y
>Kicked a guy in the balls. N
>Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. N
>Went out with your friend's crush. N
>Got arrested. N
>Been pregnant. N (heh sif)
>Babysat. Y
>Been to another country. Y
>Started your house on fire. N
>Had an encounter with a ghost. N
>Donated your hair to cancer patients. N
>Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd to be asked out by. N
>Cried over a member of the opposite sex. Y
>Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. Y
>Sat on your ass all day. Y
>Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. Y
>Had a job.Y
>Gotten cut from a sports team. Y
>Been called a whore. N
>Danced like a whore. N
>Been mistaken for a celebrity. Y
>Been in a car accident. Y
>Been told you have beautiful eyes. Y
>Been told you have beautiful hair. Y
>Raped somebody. N
>Danced in the rain. Y
>Been rejected. Y
>Walked out of a restaurant without paying. Y
>Punched someone/slapped someone in the face Y
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