Fandom: Phoenix Wright 2
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: PG; no warnings
Pairing: One-sided Phoenix/Maya
Word Count: appx. 1400
Notes: Did this for the epic Phoenix Wright Kink Meme.
PROMPT: YAY, PART NINE- I can finish my requests without fear...

But Anons, my friend and I were having a conversation about Maya's fangirling over Steel Samurai, and I jokingly said, "So, hypothetically, if Nick ever wanted to ask Maya out, he should do it in a Steel Samurai costume?"
She said "Yeah..."
"Do it in a Samurai."

I need this now, anon. I neeeeeed it.

( Do It In A Samurai )

Fandom: Phoenix Wright 3
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: PG; no warnings
Pairing: None. Edgeworth and Phoenix
Word Count: appx. 900
Notes: Did this for the epic Phoenix Wright Kink Meme.
PROMPT: Phoenix and Miles always hang out together. They go to the movies together, they go drinking together, they spend long nights playing video games together, and one has been found sleeping in the other's apartment many, many times. Pearls is pissed that Mr. Wright is cheating on Maya. Maya herself is a tad heartbroken. Godot just laughs. The only problem?
They're not gay for each other. They are purely platonic friends, and both are straight as a rail. They've never kissed, never had a drunken one-night stand, and there is absolutely no sexual tension between them. So, I want a fic of them trying to dispel these rumors of being gay. Gay for EACH OTHER! /Mysterio

( The Closet Door's Open and We Are Not In It )

Fandom: Apollo Justice (Phoenix Wright 4)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: NC-17; yaoi
Pairing: Phoenix/Apollo
Word Count: appx. 1300
Notes: Did this for the epic Phoenix Wright Kink Meme.
PROMPT: Okay, so there's this porn out there, anon. This gay porn. With this totally inexperienced second-time-getting-fucked bottom getting pounded whilst on all fours and moaning. And it's pretty hot.

At least, it's pretty hot until he tries to talk dirty and says, and I quote, "Oh, that's right daddy. Use the ass. Love the ass."

And I don't know about you, Anon, but this anon just loses it every time he says that and can't stop lulzing.

And now, dearest Anons, it is time for you to write this into the Ace Attorney fandom :D My mind tells me Apollo's the one who says it with either Phoenix (it's the "daddy" part) or Klavier or Kristoph doing him, but it doesn't much matter. Nor does it matter if he ruins the moment and lulz ensue or it's a tender moment.

( (Don't) Talk Dirty to Me )

Fandom: Phoenix Wright 2
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: PG-13; cracky, mild language
Pairing: None (Edgeworth-centric)
Word Count: appx. 1250
Notes: Did this for the epic Phoenix Wright Kink Meme.
PROMPT: Franziska forces Miles to buy a sex toy for her.

The more embarrassing the sex toy, the better.

( Enjoy Your Strap-on, Sir )

Fandom: Apollo Justice (Phoenix Wright 4)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: PG; cracky, mild language
Pairing: None (Klavier and Daryan)
Word Count: appx. 400
Notes: Did this for the epic Phoenix Wright Kink Meme.
PROMPT: Bring this to life, anon: http://i33.tinypic.com/3hjr9.jpg
Pairing not necessary, as long as Daryan is ramming somebody up the chute with his hair.

( Kan-what? )

Fandom: Phoenix Wright 1
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: NC-17; Het (!!)
Pairing: Angel Starr/Mike Meekins
Word Count: appx. 1800
Notes: So I've started writing for Phoenix Wright. Oh god. Did this for the epic Phoenix Wright Kink Meme. OP never asked for the pairing, but it popped into my head and here it is.
PROMPT: Meekins plx.
Have him with a lady, with a guy, being a spaz or uncharacteristically amazing in bed. I DON'T CARE. I just wan' some Mike Meekins.
If this is filled I will fill out five requests, I swear to God D:

( Not Meek in the Bedroom )

Fandom: Apollo Justice (Phoenix Wright 4)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: NC-17; Yaoi
Pairing: Klavier/nameless OC, one-sided Gavincest.
Word Count: appx. 2500
Notes: So I've started writing for Phoenix Wright. Oh god. Did this for the epic Phoenix Wright Kink Meme. I don't care about anonymity.
PROMPT: Klavier Gavin with a nameless guy he met at a party/club/bar that night. Very smutty since it'd be just a wild one-night stand.

( Danke für die Fick )

Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: PG-13ish; Yaoi, too much angst... I should probably mention that Cloud's thirteen in some of these, 22 in others.
Pairing: Sephiroth/Cloud
Notes: I claimed this pairing for the new community 1sentence. Batch #1 -- responses to the themes Comfort, Chocolate, Death, Tears, Freedom, Jealousy, Smile, and Clouds.

( God. I like you Cloud, I really do. Honest. For real. )

EDIT: No icons here. Icons will be at mazakon_icons.

Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Disclaimer: Squeenix… gimme. Gimme so I can make porn.
Rating: R; Yaoi, lime, sort of non-con, shota (-_-;)… pre-game.
Pairing: Sephiroth/Cloud.
Summary: ………
Notes: 15-Minute Ficlet for the word ‘consumed’. 460 words/17 minutes.

…I’m a terrible person >_>

( Sorry, Cloud. )

I’m starting to wonder if I can ever really write, yannow, consensual Hollow Bastion!era Sephiroth/Cloud. Well… at that time, it likely wasn’t. To Cloud, anyway. “You are my Darkness” and all…