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RIP George Carlin [23 Jun 2008|11:09am]
[ mood | sad ]

Had a hard time sleeping last night when I heard at 2 am.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/37182

Holy shit dude.

RIP Rufus.

Be excellent to each other and party on dude.

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We're all nuts at some point. [28 Dec 2006|04:38pm]
[ mood | wishing I was at Helldone ]
[ music | Schiller - Dream of You ]

You are a pine tree. You love agreeable company, peace, and harmony. Compassionate and friendly, you love to help others. A natural poet, you have a very active imagination. You are very soft on the inside - needing affection and reassurance. You can fall in love deeply, but you will leave if you feel betrayed. http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourceltichoroscopequiz

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Pirate holiday [30 Nov 2006|10:27am]
[ mood | ready to decorate ]
[ music | weather channel ]

Go here

Yarrrrr. I saw this in the hallmark store yesterday. Now I'm counting the minutes to pay day.....

Wouldn't it be nice to have Johnny Depp after yer booty?

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*sigh* [08 Oct 2006|03:00am]
*takes knife from back, licks blood, tosses it away non-chalantly*

Your nose is not where it belongs.

FRIENDS ONLY from here on out.

Comment to be added.

To whom it may concern.... you messed with the wrong witch.
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Snoopy and the Baron [21 Sep 2006|09:10am]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | Flyboys website orchestra ]

http://www.mgm.com/flyboys/home.html

I just saw the trailer for this last night and it comes out tomorrow. The marketing guys may not be on their game but this film sure is. Looks like Independence Day meets Top Gun in WW1.

Even if the DR1's came out later in the war and the only reason they used them was for the audience to distinguish between enemy and ally.....

I'm thinking Sunday or Monday night preceded by dinner at 4th Fighter.... oh wait, I just looked. They've closed.

Damn.

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you dick [13 Sep 2006|08:22pm]
[ mood | so pissed I'm nauseous ]
[ music | printer ]

Why is it whenever I disagree with you, I'm the bad guy? Am I not allowed to have an opinion? You asked my opinion. Did you expect me to lie to you?

So, we're turning the museum into a haunted house to go with the house that is opening up in the old bar next door. The bar next door has 3 professional blood fests.... and us. We're supposed to be creepy (ala the ghost tour of yesteryear but with live sound effects). And they are telling us now to go live in 4 weeks. I don't have the staff. What staff I do have, I will have to work beyond legal limits and therefore overtime will be in abundance. Sure the money will be sweet, but they'll bitch.

Oh, and the person the above is addressed to? Yeah, that means you'll have to actually work with the rest of us instead of being your own holy island. I'll go along with it with a positive attitude... because I am being paid to. I don't necissarily object to the house now that I know what will be done. I object to the piss poor planning that is the norm of that place. I object to everytime I raise a concern, you think I'm throwing up walls. I object to you coming down on me, belittling me, when I ask a question. You are a lousy husband and a worse partner... oh... sorry.. in your own words... boss.

You HAD to throw that at me when I tried to explain why the costuming isn't 100% done. When you finally ALLOWED me to go out to my vehicle and get the list, you finally realized that the project is 95% done. What's left is shopping on line for which money hasn't been approved for. IT is now because you threw a hissy fit and decided to make your bosses decision for him.

Fuck you. and that's the last you'll hear of it. I'll do what I am required to do. What I am asked to do. Without complaint. Because I need the paycheck and I want to dive that damn ship. For now, I'll take the couch.

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HHN has begun!!!! [13 Sep 2006|12:23am]
[ mood | brrrraaaaiiiinnnnssss! ]
[ music | something on history channel ]

http://hhnjournals.com/?u=alabaster

I shall once again forward you to the above link for my adventures in Deadtropolis this year.....

It's going to be a f'n AWESOME year!

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It wasn't the wind.... [11 Sep 2006|07:14am]
[ mood | somber ]
[ music | news ]

So I'm sitting at my desk at my new job (Macy's), and feel the floor start to sway. Granted it shakes when merch carts are rolled through (or certain people walk by), but never sway. Around 10:45-11:00 yesterday, it did. I asked K if she felt that. She said that the third floor always does that. Must be the wind.

Um, K...... It wasn't the wind. Read on....

TAMPA, Fla. - The largest earthquake to strike the eastern Gulf of Mexico in the last 30 years sent shock waves from Louisiana to southwest Florida Sunday, but did little more than rattle residents.
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The magnitude 6.0 earthquake, centered about 260 miles southwest of Tampa, was too small to trigger a tsunami or dangerous waves, the
U.S. Geological Survey said.

The USGS received more than 2,800 reports from people who felt the 10:56 a.m. quake. Scientists said it was the largest and most widely felt of more than a dozen earthquakes recorded in the region in three decades.

"This is a fairly unique event," said Don Blakeman, an analyst with the National Earthquake Information Center who said the quake was unusually strong. "I wouldn't expect any substantial damage, but it is possible there will be some minor damage."

The most prevalent vibration, which lasted for about 20 seconds, was felt on the gulf coast of Florida and in southern Georgia, Blakeman said. But residents in Alabama, Mississippi and Louisiana also called in reports.

"It rattled our trailer pretty good," said Dan Hawks, who lives near Ocala in the small central Florida community of Pedro. "The house started shaking. We could actually see it moving. We looked at each stupidly and said, 'What's the deal?'"

Florida counties along the Gulf of Mexico called the state emergency operations center with reports of tremors but no damage was reported, spokesman Mike Stone said. Gov.
Jeb Bush was informed of the situation, Stone said.

The earthquake likely did not have any effect on oil operations in the Gulf of Mexico, according to Ray Connolly, a spokesman for the American Petroleum Institute, the trade association for the U.S. oil and natural gas industry. Earthquakes are factored into the design of the industry's equipment both onshore and offshore, Connolly said.

The epicenter is an unusual location for earthquake activity, but scientists recorded a magnitude 5.2 temblor in the same location on Feb. 10.

"This kind of occurrence is unusual in that spot, especially for an earthquake of this size," Blakeman said of Sunday's quake.

The temblor was unusual because it was not centered on a known fault line. The "midplate" earthquake, deep under the gulf, was probably the result of stresses generated by the interaction of tectonic plates in the earth's crust, the agency said.

Only one of Florida's rare earthquakes caused significant damage. In January 1879, St. Augustine residents reported heavy shaking that knocked plaster off the walls.

A more recent temblor, in November 1952, prompted a resident of Quincy to report the shaking "interfered with the writing of a parking ticket," the USGS said.

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quizzy [03 Sep 2006|09:36pm]
[ mood | giggly ]
[ music | Two Towers ]

Yoinked from Greg on myspace....

1. You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first, middle, and last name.
Alexandria Giselle Pendegrast (bonus points if you recognize the last name....)

2. You are in a threesome with two famous people, alive or dead. Who are they?
Ville Valo and um.... I'm not really into that despite the offers...

3. You are in charge of naming your band. What's the name of the band?
Foxwraith (I dunno...)

4. You are going to get a free tattoo. What would it be?
a quill dipped in blood (i.e. dripping blood) lifted as if it had just written "Failure is not an option." And a heartagram in the center of the blood drop.

5. You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, ad infinitum, as a form of torture. What song is it?
Join Me in Death (it's what's in my head right now, so why not?)

6. You are leaving your state/province. What state/province do you move to?
Hawaii

7. You are leaving your country, where would you move?
UK

8. You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose?
Mists of Avalon

9. You get to choose one movie as the best ever made. What movie do you choose?
The Crow

10. You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and cheese....
Bird: kestrel
Insect: ladybug (I could fix the pest problem in my oak tree....)
Cheese: provelone

11. You get to relive one year of your life. Which year?
1999

12. Which would you least like to relive?
2000 and 2006

13. You have a time machine that will take you backwards anywhere from 1800 to the present. What decade do you most want to visit?
1980s. I'd be legal this time.

14. You must choose to go skydiving or very-deep-sea diving.
diving, duh!

15. You get to return to the past (using that handy dandy time machine we were talking about before) and have an encounter with a rock star that is no longer alive.
Sorry, gotta go country... Chris LeDoux

16. You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on?
jeapordy

17. You are given $1 million dollars but you must give it all to one charity. What charity do you choose?
Gilda Radner Foundation

18. You must ban one word from the dictionary and all usage to be no longer uttered or written. What word do you ban?
hunker

19. You can have 100 million dollars tax-free but if you take it, you'll die at the age of 50. Do you take it?
no

20. You can erase one tv show for the world's collective memory, what show would it be?
american idol!!!!

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Stan Hangs Out With the Goth Kids [31 Aug 2006|07:29am]
[ mood | burfday ]
[ music | Please Don't Let It Go - HIM ]

Anyone know how I can save this so I can upload it to myspace? *edit* Ok. I'm trying to get songs to play and a video on myspace. Anyone know how to do this?


stan goes goth

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Outsourcing [21 Aug 2006|08:26pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]
[ music | not the freezer ]

"Hekko, my neme is *deleted to protect the guilty*. Tank u fer cawling GE teknikal sooport. Ow mey I be of assitance?"

That's what he said. What I heard was. "Tak you for calling GE Quicky Mart".

Sorry for being racist for a moment but when you have an arguement with someone over the phone over him saying it will cost 49.90 to fix the freezer plus 510 when he really said 49.90 plus parts and labor if it is not something covered under the warranty, ya tend to get a bit miffed.

I don't care who you are, where your from, what you worship, what color you are, or what country I get routed to. When I select "English" from the list of languages on the main menu....

SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!!

So, yeah. My freezer is not blowing cold. I'll be doing a lot of cooking tonight and dinner will be freezy pops, fish, and ice cream.

*looks out window*

I'm expecting a hurricane with what I have to do to my kitchen now. Maybe I should fill my tub with water......

.....or rhum....

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Raiders in 30 Seconds [19 Aug 2006|01:45pm]
[ mood | rejuvenated ]
[ music | Raiders theme - by the bunnies ]

http://www.starz.com/features/bunnyclub/raiders_of_the_lost_ark/index.html

Raiders of the Lost Ark in 30 Seconds renacted by bunnies....

HA!

(sorry, forgot the html code on how to do a cut....)

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JOB! [12 Aug 2006|03:39pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | Vienna - Battle of the Red Queen ]

Hi. This is jenshina, your bridal consultant to the stars.

How can I be of assistance?

*giggle*

I got it!

I have orientation on Tuesday and my first day is the following week, the day after the Poison concert. :)

Now, how do I give 1.5 week notice instead of the standard 2 and call in sick in the middle.....

wOOt!

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It's amazing how one little applience can rule your life [10 Aug 2006|06:23am]
[ mood | pissed off ]
[ music | garbage trucks and fish tanks ]

Had my second interview with Macy's yesterday. *prays* Please, please pleeeeeaaaasssseeeeee!!!! Not a career, but a means to an end. I need somewhere to work that I can afford and enjoy that's not going to rip out parts of my flesh. Literally. I scraped my knee falling up some stairs last weekend. It was healing nicely. I can't keep it covered because I pretty much stay wet all day and bandages won't stick. So, I go to step over one of the conveyers and riiiiiippppp. Nice chunk of meat on the floor.

Ok. Ow.

This after I have it out with D. Since B the intern and I don't know our chems yet (instead of teaching us, everyone jumps in and just does it for us saying they're helping us since we don't know what we're doing..... you could help us by sitting us down and teaching us like I've asked....), D wrote the week's work down for us Monday. We get done yesterday. M, the boss (aka the whale), comes in. Nope all done wrong. Do it over. Hands us a three page list with all the chems changed AND rearranges the greenhouse. Again. Now we can't find what is to be sprayed. All of this gets handed to us at 2:30. We are off at 4 and I had to be in formal business attire at Macy's at 5. No breaks for me. B sure takes one.

I've been chasing a lie for 10 years. What a load of crap.

It doesn't end there. Oh no.

I get to Macy's precisely on time (even though it's good form to show up early, I tried and got stuck behind a bulldozer ambling to the cemetary. WHY are you digging a grave NOW during rush hour on a Wednesday?). I strut my confident ass up to HR. And..... wait for half an hour. The interviewer had forgotten about me and went on dinner break. So, I sit there and politely greet anyone who passes my way and use the time to guage the employees' attitudes to work. Hmmmmmm, all need money (that's the state of the world, but I know they all get paid a higher rate than I do, so that's of no consequence), all look great (I recognize some of the clothing from the bargain stores, so as long as it's clean and stylish it doesn't need a name on the tag), everyone goes about their business in a timely and brisk yet relaxed manner (signpost for happy employees), and they are ecstatic that they have 10 people for tomorrow's orientation (signpost, they need people NOW and I did not see one lackidaisical person among them, dock attendant or higher up in sales). Ok. Nice company. Interviewer sneaks in about a half hour late. Doesn't apologise except once very quietly and sheepishly. It's ok, just give me the job, I think. Little did I know that in the undercurrent of all this, my cell phone is going apeshit. But, like a good little prospect, I turned it off. Interview went well. I clarified a couple things she had concerns about on my application (my preference for not working weekends is a preference not a requirement). Ok, she liked that. She told me more about the job. It didn't really feel like an interview just:
1) who are you?
2) why do you want this job?
3) clarify your availability.
4) this is what we do.
5) we'll call you.

I did feel good about one thing. When she asked if I had any questions, I asked what a tabletop was (this position helps out the regular sales reps in housewares). She showed me that it's the crystal and china displays and then we got into a discussion of antique china vs. modern china vs. ceramic. Yes, I know what bone china is and how to tell if it is real or not. I told her briefly of some of the pieces I deal with at the museum. She seemed impressed. This turned into a tour of the department. This is good, right? Right?

She told me that they were considering other applicants and would be in touch. I know they need someone soon as the person currently in this position's last day is Saturday.

MEMEEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!! PICK ME!

*sigh*

If I don't get this, I'm afraid I'll have to sell myself to the devil (aka go to work full time at the museum) and take in all the drama that goes with it.

Then, wait.... it doesn't end.

Remember my cell phone going apeshit? One of the actors doesn't show up for work. I've gotten to the bottom of it and now am in the "get in my office, why are you such an idiot" stage. I know she's going to try and use her ADD to get out of this one AND that she is going to blame it on me. Why? Because she called tuesday with a question asking why J called her saying her shift was covered. I got my weeks mixed up (I was sick and the schedule ran off with the husband, so I couldn't look it up to confirm) and said that yeah, he was to cover her.... come to find out it was last week. Now, whether she just got J's message from last week or looked at the wrong schedule (which has happened so often I've written her up for it) or what, it doesn't really matter because the shifts I assign are out of my hands and the other person's responsibility once I send them out. They only come back to me if I make a mistake. This was not my mistake. You were available for last night, so I scheduled you. If you couldn't make it, you must find someone to cover you. Don't look to me.

this is not the first time everyone else has had to scramble because you can't get your shit together.

I am never hiring anyone who has more than one other job. For the record, I didn't hire her. No one I've hired has been written up or fired. No one I've hired has dropped the ball so badly. The only thing they've done is find another better paying job in another state. Can't fault them for that.

And it gets better....

I find out all of this while driving to Universal from the interview. Aka, in rush hour on Conroy and Kirkman. Aka one of the deadliest intersections in the city. Now, nothing happens, thankfully, but it has my nerves on edge all the same. But, I call my date for the night (that would be my husband) to tell him I'll be late because someone at the museum was an idiot. Now, he's pissed. The MOD for the day calls me back and we figure out what happened and get the night covered. So, I cut across and am back at Universal. I tell the hubby not to worry about the museum. Just drop it and let's enjoy the night.

And we do....

Until we realize all the lines are over an hour long. Um, darling, it is still summer ya know. Besides, we're only really there for burgers and the fireworks. Getting on the rides is a bonus not a goal. So, we end up in one of the breakrooms watching a documentary on hurricanes. Hey, it's air conditioned and a nice, quiet place to digest our Richter Burgers and root beer floats. We go out to Lombard's (second level, the bomb!) for the Universal 360 fireworks thing since its last day is Saturday then they switch it over for Halloween (yes, it is getting to be that time of the year, and there was much rejoicing....). Great show. You have to be in direct line of sight with one of the bigger buildings (MIB in this case) for the full effect. We were quoting along with all the movie clips. Well done. Looking forward to the Halloween one. Yes, I finally scheduled in a night off during Horror Nights so that I may go and experience it from the other side for once.

So, we get back to the house and have a little museum curation puzzle to solve that involves the husband telling me (not asking mind you, telling) to call the collector to solve it. Saying he wants me to get more involved. Which I'd love to do...., but not at 10:30 at night. That shut me down. Hit the couch. I'm asleep. Date over. It could have waited.

Going back to the person that didn't show up for work last night. Each time I think I can do a full time managment job there, someone does something stupid. The day the full time gig was offered to me, I almost accepted. What stopped me? The media manager losing it in front of one of my actor/manager/costumers and reducing her to tears. That's just one example.

Oh, and that sickness I had tuesday? It wasn't that stomach thing that's going around nor was it dinner the night before. It was dehydration. I don't think my kidneys have ever actually hurt before. Oh, and we're not allowed drinks inside the greenhouse. I thought it was due to the chems. Nope. It's because the illegals don't know the meaning of a trash can. So, no water except on designated breaks.

Top that off with a rather dangerous dream I had last night involving me, a spa, and Matthew McCaughney. Damn alarm clock....

I dunno. Either I get this, or I'm forced into the museum. I'm just waiting on that call.

That one applience that rules my life right now.

Of course, I can't listen to my HIM cd right now. If I hear Dark Side of Eden, I'll hit the ceiling running to answer a phone that hasn't really rung.

Ring dammit. I have to get out of this hellhole.

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new evanescence video [08 Aug 2006|01:32pm]
[ mood | sick ]
[ music | Call me when you're sober - evanescence ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SowAjZpwKqg :)

wolf-ies, corsets, grand stiarcases.... can't wait for October 3!

BTW, if you want to see all the videos I watch when I'm playing around on the net, go to http://www.youtube.com/user/jenshina401 you may have to join youtube. It's free.

I've got 80s cartoons, HIM, evanescence, horror nights, wicked, etc. Kewl stuff. There's a trailer on there for Kingdom Hearts 2 with an evanescence song as the background. Kind of Wizard of Oz meets Dark Side of the Moon spooky. Be careful. The site is infinately addicting!

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sick [08 Aug 2006|12:57pm]
[ mood | sick ]
[ music | noon news ]

At home sick with a stomach virus. blech. so I stole someone's avatar.

job search thus far crap.... except for one. Could you imagine me as a bridal consultant? Second interview for that is tomorrow. Wish me luck.

Between being burnt by chemicals two weeks ago and spending one of my lunch breaks throwing up due to the heat last week, I have got to leave this nursery job. Now. Yea worker's comp.

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YOU! YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKER! [24 Jul 2006|12:17pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]
[ music | I want my cell to ring. NOW! ]

Well, that's what I wanted to shout to the boss when he walked by and said (I kid you not), "HEY! It's smelly (insert my name here)! What's the word, turd?"

Of course I smell. I. am. covered. in. FERTILIZER! Do you NEED to rub it in or just love abusing your peons?

Oh yeah. angryalien.com has a new 30 Seconds With Bunnies movie. It's Office Space.

And yes, I have a red stapler. NO ONE touches it.

GAH! I have to leave this place!

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Worthless [17 Jul 2006|05:39pm]
[ mood | frustrated ]
[ music | my sobbing ]

I have never felt so fucking worthless in all my life. I want out of the hort industry. Period. I thought that it was just me being meloncholy with grandpa's death (there I finally wrote it, so it has to be true) dammit. But, no. I am sick of coming home twice a day looking like a drowned rat with scrapes all over me and bruises all down my legs, hips, and unmentionable reasons. I want out.

I tried disney. disneycareers.com is a joke. Casting is a joke unless you want to start at the bottom. I can't take a $500/month paycut! One of my actress' moms is big in HR there, I sent her my resume and needs (out of the hort industry, can't take too much of a pay cut, want to start back at one to figure out where I want to go professionally, these are my likes, these are my abilities...). Nothing.

Went to Universal HR to profile for something. Anything. NOTHING on that damn "internal positions" sheet is available. It's just there to fill space. Oh, here's a couple spots that may be open in november. That doesnt' help me. Oh and I still need to go in for computer tests... during business hours.... which means loss of income for something that is likely a pipe dream.

The nursery wants me to start working saturdays. I can't give them that. So either way I 'm screwed.

The museum boss wants me there full time. But, can I deal with the drama? At what rate? For how long? This isn't exactly a company that's traded on wall street.

So here are my options:

1) Give my two weeks tomorrow and pray.
2) Go full time at the museum with the stipulation of 1 year full time, then reassess where I'm at (I am backlogged with 3 years worth of work), then get another job and drop back to part time.
3) Go full time at the museum. And pick up a mall job or something on the side.
4) Bite the bullet. Continue at the nursery with the schedule change, which will piss off the museum boss, but have alternating Sunday/Monday and Sunday/Wednesday off. Use those Mondays and Wendesdays to make my appearance at the museum and then go out on the hunt for a new job/interviews on those days.

Number 4 is the most logical. Here's the twist. My trainer/partner put in her two weeks notice last week. She hasn't taught me shit. I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing after two weeks of "training". I brought this up to both her and my boss and she blows it off, the boss says I'll catch on. Now the boss wants me to be her very shadow. That's what I've been DOING since I started and still am completely lost. I've learned more from teh damn interns whom I will have to now supervise once this comes about!

Bottom line, I'm back in a corner. My claws are broken, my fangs are nearly snapped, I'm drenched, and I'm pissed. Oh, and boss lady at the nursery needs an answer tomorrow.

So. Anyone hiring out there?

Anyone? I'm really good with most office programs, keeping people organized, and generally being the WD-40 of the organization.....

Guys, I'm serious. I need out. Now.

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Superman Returns [01 Jul 2006|09:42am]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | Dh's snoring ]

We literally dropped everything and went to see superman returns last night. Holy shit! Wow! Bryan Singer is a god of directing comic books, `nuff said!

The whole hospital bit at the end really got to me. Glad I was tucked away in the back row so no one could see me sobbing. Hit way too close to home. But I loooooooved the movie! You have to see it. Really! This new guy they found to be Superman is fantastic! And Cyclops is the jilted lover of Lois Lane! And the kid? Think back. It could happen! Not too sure it sits well, but it could happen. Oh, and Kevin Spacy is a perfect Lex Luthor. I still think they cast Lois too young, but Kate Bosworth (Blue Crush) was able to pull it off. She just looked too young.

Great tribute and the film was dedicated to Christofer Reeve and his wife. Well done.

Pirates next week! yarrrrrrr!

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New job! [27 Jun 2006|08:52pm]
[ mood | delighted ]
[ music | rain ]

I got it! I got the nursery job at the same pay rate that I was getting at the lab! First on the list of things to do once I get out of training, grow 150,000 poinsettias (most will end up in the area theme parks). YEA! Back to botany where I belong! I start Monday!

So, how do I say "fuck you" in an eloquent way for my letter of resignation a la Elizabeth Swann in Pirates of the Caribbean?

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