Some things of interest to no one in particular that have occurred recently in my life:

Won by myself at Laura's birthday party at Luna Park.
"
Spermy the jungle whale...
crawling through the jungle
crawling from the sharksss...."
Quotes from the most AWESOME tram driver ever on the way home on the number 16 tram from Luna Park:
"To the passengers who don't know where they are going, please ask your driver. To passengers who
think they know where they're going,
there is no hope for you."
"Passengers are advised to hold onto something
firm, rather than stumble and grab something they wish they
hadn't..."
Preprogrammed female announcer: Next stop, Domain Interchange...
"That's my
feminine side..."
Later on in the ride:
"It may be a bit late to tell you, but I can hear
every word you're saying..."
*entire tram overcome by extremely awkward silence*
In a deep voice a few minutes later, in a style to rival any b-grade '60s sci fi villian, "Ha, ha, ha...."
A few minutes later: "Why has everyone gone so quiet?"
*doors open and passengers get on*
"To those passengers who ordered the male strippers,
they have arrived..."A passenger loudly further up the tram: "yeah, it's really great!"
Driver: "Are you talking about
me, or something
else you had tonight?"
Ah, I was so sad to get off this tram. This guy was brilliant, and he had a voice that could rival even the guy who does the ads for SBS. It's so just one of those voices just built for innuendo.
Plus this was the Saturday a few weeks ago when the Zombie Shuffle was going on, and a Scientology protest, so in the morning at Flinders it was full of zombies and (because Scientology protests in melbourne are the wittiest and wackiest there are) pirates and heaps and heaps of people in V for Vendetta masks (according to the pamphlets handed out, to protect oneself from the Scientologists). Basically, that day was total fucking Melbourne brand splendour.
I'm on school holidays now, which is a motherfucking hella needed break. Everyone in the last week of school, well, we were all just like a pack of brain dead zombies. All the maths methods students had a SAC worth 20% of the coursework grade on Thursday, and every single person you talked to was just like, I wanted to study I REALLY DID, but I came home and I just had to SLEEP! We are not that sort of school. It was epically sad.
I am extremely sick right now! I've been horrendously sick every last week of term & into the holidays every term this year, and I think most last year too. I have a crazy insane shinty ear infection, so I can't hear at all in my right ear! THIS WEEK HAS BEEN SO SHINTY FUN GUYS. TOTES. I've got a shinty cold too, it's driving me MENTAL!
ALSO, THIS ICON OWNS MY SOUL NOW KTHNX. I truly, truly
DO love transistors (at least until I get my exam results back)!
I've got an 18th birthday party tomorrow. Going for dinner in Box Hill/Forest Hill area then laserforcing someplace. Shall be fun.
I know I've been away for eons, so if there's anything you feel a deep need to link me to or tell me, PLEASE DO GUYS. SCHOOL IS MY LIFE AND FOR TWO WEEKS IT'S GONE SO HELP ME OUT PLZ.
Oooh, one more piece of news. A good friend of mine got a huge gorgeous tattoo on her hip. Some of you know her, but I will not tell you who in an unlocked entry! All I will say is you will be surprised to know who it is.