Do you have a dirty mind?
No I put sticks of Orbit gum in my ears.

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
All the time.

What do you look forward to most in the upcoming months?
Sticking it in.

Who is/are the last female(s) that rode in a car with you?
A girl who's name I forgot already.

Who is the last person to make you laugh?
Myself.

Have you ever stalked?
Of course. Why else would I have a Myspace?

Do you think you will be married by the time you are 35?
Not in the state of Texas...

Last four things you drank:
Water, Pepsi, Sierra Mist, Water

Did you wake up happy today:
Yeah.

Do you watch TV or listen to music more?
Music. I have Tivo to catch the good stuff

Would you rather your mate have gorgeous eyes or a gorgeous smile?
I'm a greedy bitch both.

If someone cheated on you, what would you do?
Remove their testicles in a comical fashion.

What month is your birthday in?
October.

What is your favorite kind of gum?
The gum with the juice in the middle. 

Who sits next to you at work?
Nobody. Me and my crap take up both desks.

If you could choose to live without any emotion, would you want to?
Nope. I wouldn't be me if I weren't perpetually drunk or angry.

Did you sleep at least seven hours last night?
I slept like 9 hours.

Do you think that your name defines who you are?
Meh. at least it's not Esteban or something.

What color eyes do you prefer the preferred gender to have?
as long as they both match and face the same direction  I'm good.

Single?
Yup.

Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?
Rainy.

Where is the person you like now?
Well I'm at work.

Last person you text messaged?
Nick.

Last person you slept in a bed with?
I crashed at Marc's a while ago. Sexually shared a bed with, no clue.

Who was the last person to call you?
Mr. Reyes

What are you doing right now?
Avoiding work

Next time you travel out of the country where will it be to?
Canada?

What color are your eyes?
Brown.

Are you allergic to anything?
Seasonal allergies.

Are you dating the last person you kissed?
No.

Last place you ordered food from?
Whataburger sometime last week.

What color is your hair?
Black.

Who knows a secret or two about you?
a bunch of people.

Did you have a nap today?
Nope.

Whats your mood?
I want chocolate.

Where did you get the shirt you're wearing now?
The store.

Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
Nope.

What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
I want more popcorn.

What were you doing at 10:00 o'clock this morning?
Jumping in the shower.

Is tomorrow going to be a good night?
No clue.

Took my first flight lesson in six years. 

And didn't wreck! 

Good job me!

An ultra tight spandex shirt for big girls that says " I sold my shame for bacon"

I'm thinking that philosophy is the douchebag of the thinking classes. The goal is to explain your beliefs by arguing the color of your garden hose in the backyard.  Maybe I'm missing the point.

Bears: "Don't pluck it, fuck it"

Sadly there was no pussy tornado tonight although seeing her in a smaller venue (the Laff Stop) was a lot nicer than the Hobby Center. You could almost pretend it was 1991 and she was a young up and coming comedienne.

Also I hate this fucking weather we're having. I've been trying to go back and finish my pilot's license but there isn't supposed to be a good flying day for the another week. ughhhh. Murder @the clouds.

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My previous computer has been acting weird so I gave up and bought a new one. This one to be exact.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/nation/5227180.html

If India wasn't so far away I'd probably do the same thing to a few sprint reps....

and possibly our yard guy...

Assuming your partner doesn't have an infection or fucked up kidneys you could drinks gallons of piss. (thank you Savage Love)


Oscar Wilde was tried and convicted for indecency. He also believed William Shakespear was a big 'ole queen.

Rough Trade is defined in Wikipedia.

Rent Boys are also defined in Wikipedia.

(Thank you Oscar Wilde Wikipedia Entry)

Right now:
Caramel Club-Mama Say Mama Sa

Earlier:
Tony Moran/Kristine W.-Walk Away

Damn you XM! ok not really.

That is all.