infragilis et tenera

This morning I was thinking about advice and also about the way in which I interact with other people.  Mostly it was the latter on my mind but in strange and significant ways I find these two things tie in with one another.  Here are some points of truth:

Firstly, I do not forcibly interact with people.  I interact with quality individuals who do not disgust me.  Secondly, I care deeply about 'friends'.  I have been thinking about situations where friends have come to me for advice and how, through my winding and bollocks stories I have somehow given them the 'right' advice.  I will not go into this, and I am unendingly shocked that people have taken anything I have said on board, but I will suffice to say that I will listen to your hellbent stories that are sticking in your mind and I will help you come to a conclusion.  

I will offer advice if necessary; I will laugh at appropriate junctures in the story; I will tell you to read this book; or that book; I will buy you soy lattes or whatever it is you drink (chocolate vitasoy!?); and I will listen.  Take the bait and hold me to this please.

Keeping in line with my current fascination for the lost & found, I have been keeping a close eye on the internal mail for lost & found notices for something I might be able to pocket. This one arrived a few minutes ago... (and yes, it was written in such large font)


ALL STAFF


MONEY HAS BEEN FOUND AND

 HANDED TO RECEPTION.


IF YOU ARE THE OWNER 

PLEASE CONTACT RECEPTION. 
 


BRB, going to sift through the lucky dip at reception.