may 31, 2007 @ 7:05 pm
*Jumps on the friends cut bandwagon*

Problem? Blow me. :D
   january 1, 2004 @ 4:19 am // "Friends only."
CMNT[41] // EMAIL // NEON TRASH
If you have some sort of problem with me, or something that I've done in another community, don't fucking bring it into my personal journal. My email is profanityx@gmail.com, use that if you want to start shit. This is my journal, not somewhere for stupid little girls to bitch about shit I've said or done. Either suck it up, or email me and "take care" of it like a grown person.

I love adding new people, but I'm kind of particular about who I add. Since as of late I've been bombarded with idiots I've decided to put a few "guidelines" back up. As lame as it is, I don't want millions of morons to continue trying to add me. Sorry kids.
Don't add me if;
»»You type like you're still in diapers.
»»You constantly update with bullshit like "OMGZ S0O0O STONED!" or "OMGZ I WUZ SO DRUNK DA OTHA NITE I HOMPED SOME DEWD HOO HAD HERPES!" No one wants to hear it, especially not me.
»»You only want to add me because you've seen me in some graphic community and you "think I seem nifty!" Read my info and then decide.
»»90% of your entries are you bitching about your "horrible" life. How about, go spend a week in some third world country where eating every day and drinking CLEAN water is a luxury. Then try to bitch about your life.
»»You only want help with a graphic or your layout or other bullshit like that. If you want something from me, it's not too hard to figure out how to get it.
»»You have any issues with swearing, talk about sex, or any other sort of non-PG-13 shit.
»»You're going to preach to me when I do something bad or wrong. I know I do stupid shit but it's almost always fun so I don't give a shit what you have to say.
»»You're only going to delete me a month later becuase I don't comment.
»»You're under 16. I'm sick of the little immature dipshits on LJ and I'm sick of my friends page being cluttered by them.

But aside from that. I'm open to almost anyone.

PS: NO, I DON'T want to make at your community, and if I DID, I would have found your community MYSELF and applied. I do NOT need, nor WANT to be invited to make anywhere, so bugger off with that shit.

PSS: I don't like rating communities, I don't care about your new graphic journal, I couldn't give two shits about your music sharing community. Don't. Bloody. Promote. To. Me. If I want to join your community, I will find it myself and join. I do not need you to come here and post some obnoxiously large graphic that links to some craptastic dead community. That being said, if you promo to me, I will report you for spam.

Added 6.6.06: I'm really not looking for any new friends right now. I'm willing to add fellow makers & long time requesters & such, but for the most part I'd rather not add anyone new. ♥