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04:45 pm
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Oh wow, fuck yeah. I post.
CHRISTMAS SURVEY... stolen from the spoongoon, beeyoches!
1. Get kissed under the mistletoe or in the snow?
*Staples mistletoe to naval* Mistletoe for sure. Yiss
2. Santa or Rudolph?
Rudolph for sure, I wanna close inspection of his nose... was he in a biochem accident?
3. Stocking or presents?
who the fuck wants a sock filled with garbage and cheap shit?? PRESENTS!
4. Egg nog or hot cider?
Ooh, I still wanna fill a wading pool with eggnog and get to wrestlin somebody!
5. Angel or star?
If the angel was like.... Sephiroth, maybe.
6. Decorating the tree, or putting lights on the outside?
Tree! it's too damn cold to wanna hang lights from an icy fuckin rooftop.
7. Warm cozy fires or sleigh rides?
Howzabout a bonfire so big... it fools the trees into believing it's summer again.
(it's possible, I've done it, so don't knock it until you've seen it)
8. Family time or friend time?
Family time. Ya gotta get that shit in on chirstmas... the other 364 days can be about friends.
9. Expensive presents or presents that come from the heart?
Expensive presents come from the heart too, ya know… <-- *Points* z'actly
10. Snowball fight or snowman?
Snowmen. But you gotta go all Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes) style on it, and see who can make the most crazed, fuckered... insane creation around. Something that worries the neighbors.
11.Coal or present?
Has anybody else on the planet actually gotten coal?? I have. Paybacks are easy with a mass of solid black mess. Just rub in your hands and then go touching expensive furnature.
12. Open presents quick or slow?
Tear into them suckers, when from people you don't care about. But if it's from an actual cared for giver... show them it's worth while. *nod*
13. Diamonds or rubies?
I can't get over the strongest material thing Diamonds hold. So yeah. gimme!
14. Caroling or Christmas stories?
Neither, I don't want to be put to sleep on X-mas. I wanna have fun! Less go sledding!
15. Snowy days or ice days?
Snowy days for physical stuff. Icy for driving, way fun.
16.Red or Green?
GREEN MATHAFUCKOO!!
17. Best christmas present received?
Little shitty little dirtbike thing my mom bought me when I was like... 10. It was worthless and a beginner bike. But she was thinkin of me for once. Not to mention that thing was fun as shit to rally.
18. Whats the number one thing you want for Christmas?
A tour bus and a couple grand. That way I could get outta this state. Head around and bother alla you people I wanna annoy.
19. Have you ever been kissed under mistletoe?
Nope! but I have been given a bloody nose, by a crazed bitch trying to kiss me under some salad greens of whatever kind.
20. Age you stopped believing in Santa Claus:
oh, he existed... but not in the way people believe. That saint Nick fucker.... he had to exist. yup.
21. Do you send thank you notes?
I don't even try. in fact, I don't even send Xmas cards.... because I feel if the person don't see you in person, they don't care enough in the first place. Ho!
22. Do you wake your parents up early to open presents?
I just stay up all night, then drive the 50 mile trip or so to my dad's house at 4 in the morning... then wake them all up so they can do the groggyface present openings!
AnD it's ONly a monTh away! Fuckers! Get bein' good! Maybe I'll sendja sumthin.
Current Location: cold
Current Mood:  crazy
Current Music: cold
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05:22 pm
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You can't afford me...
Because I never have anything I feel is important to post, I start with stupid shit!
Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other-$75
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $1
[] Green - $75
[] Blue $50
[x] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15
Height:
[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[]4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[] Under 4'9 - $45
Age:
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[x] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $300
[]First Born - $300
[] Only Child - $250
[x] second born - $150
[] Middle child-$100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $100
[] fourth born - $100
[] fifth born - $100
Drink?
[x] No - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] Only weekends500 - $350
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle -$Bankrupt$
Vision?
[x] perfect vision -$300
[] need or have glasses/contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction $100
[] Glasses $50
[] contacts $25
[] Surgical correction - $1
Car(s) Color
[] Pink - $2,000
[] Maroon - $800
[x] Gold - $700
[] Gray - $600
[] Blue - $900
[] Obsdian - $800
[] White - $475
[] Red - $400
[] Green- $350
[] Silver $300
[] Purple- $250
[] Metallic - $200
[] Yellow - $100
[] Primer - $75
[] Tan- $20
[] Rusted - $15
[] No Car - $0
[] Other - $ 50
Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[]12.5 to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $700
[] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $550
Favorite Color:
[x] Black - $450
[x] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $50
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes - $0
[x]no- $1000
[] on some - $550
Total : $4,775 a night
REPOST WITH TITLE:
"I cost $____ a night "
So with that aside... and my boredom back. I say No good news. I have my own apartment, but it sucks. I am about to start a job that pays great, but blows (don't they all) My feet are the great... but it's winter so I cant do what I love most, motocross. But I still like you!
Oh yeah, I should be back fully online sometime in the next week or two. Then I can be everywhere and anywhatever all at once.
Current Location: 4th floor of the apartments in THE SHINING!
Current Mood:  confused
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03:16 am
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It rolls around again
Holy letterhead Batman!
It's that time of the year again. Another number added to my old factor.
'Course I don't feel it. I feel and look like a twisted 16 year old with a death wish. I sound
13... and act like baby Herman. *Suddenly wants to watch Roger Rabbit* >_> Yeah, I know I've
been ignoring, or at least evading everyone for the past... long time.
I rarely come online anymore. When I do, I don't do much, and never do anything worth while.
My art posts have dropped off the face of the planet. But we're still selling door prizes!!
Now I do that crazy thing people do... and try to make up a plan for my birthday. Lessee.
I'm going to sleep in until at least noon hopefully. Then I will wake... stumble around the house all groggy and with the most rawkin of bed head. I will order random people around, pretending
that it's okay all because my parents claim it was the day I was fired outta momlady's womb. I refuse!
By around 3 I will have been awake long enough to commence something fun. But what. Ideas! what to do? Do to what? I've gotten over the being with family and getting gifts stage. Right now I am awake at my cousin's place... he's asleep. and I am setting up ultimate evil pranking on him.
This is what he gets for passing out on me while I'm getting old. First... toes superglued together. Second, I will put an old piece of banana into his boxers. (Idea is, he'll think he shit his pants when he wakes up) Then I will commence awaking.... by antiquing him. Unless he doesn't seem shifted by the others. then he will get more terrors before I wake him up. Maybe dye his hair pink.
Have a good one Y'all! I'm gonna try and do the same. Sha-mawn!
Current Location: Strange houses, on computers of not mine.
Current Mood:  complacent
Current Music: fishtank bubbling
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01:47 pm
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Blargrar!
It's been too long... I hardly remember myself.
Something tells me that I save this damn journal only for bitching. I'll try to hold down the bloody leakage from the area where my balls should hang.
It's just that as of late, I feel like chompin' on fetus heads and spitting them at their mother figures. It's not that I hate the world, or the people in it *I do* No the bigger shitstorm comes from my utter hatered of all things boring, lame, droal... whatever the fuck every you wanna call it. But even with that kind of mind, there isn't much one can do about it when they are crippled for 8 months straight.
Never in my life have I felt like I couldn't do something if I truly wanted to. Until recently. But for the past three quarters of this year, one thing after another has kicked my teeth down my throat. And I can tell you another thing boys and girls... not being able to care about anything may sound comfy. It ain't.
I should be getting a large settlement from the company I worked for. Workman's compensation stuff. But I don't, and probably never will beeeekuz I don't care enough to persue it. See, the way these things work is, you have to call and call again. Bitch and moan for hours a day to countless different people. Then just when you think you're going to go in and shoot up the whole place... you call summore.
. . . . Not my style. If something is pissing me off, I feel it's not worth my time. So I drop it. Go on with things that are of happier nature. And yet I think fist fighting is fun... go figure.
Ya I'm done. Bitch session over. Smile!
Current Location: That place over der.
Current Mood:  bored
Current Music: Deicide - Bible basher
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05:58 am
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Pitbulls are KILLERS! Lets kill them.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to voice my opinion here. Anyone who thinks that a whole breed of dogs is bad, because of a few attacks, or what have you, are fucking morons. If you've been attacked, or know someone who has been attacked by one of these dogs, then I'm sorry, but ya know what, these dogs are not BORN "bad" or "vicious". If a pitbull, or ANY dog, for that matter, becomes vicious or attacks a human, it is the idiocy of man that is to blame. It's bad ownership by stupid people who don't know how to properly train a dog, or who take out their problems and stress by mistreating their dog, that cause the problems. It is PEOPLE LIKE THAT who should be punished, NOT the damn DOGS!!! Well, that's my opinion, and if you don't like it...get over it. If you agree with me, then PASS THIS ON!!!
Against it!!!
This is about California legislation passing a law to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could just as easily pass in other states nation wide . Someone has to try to make a difference... what if it were your pet?
This really has to be stopped... and you could help to save these dogs.
Now back to my opinions on this matter. The last two pictures shown were my dog... Hence the less than polite message on them. I don't beleive that any dog, (or creature for that matter) should be punished for what they do. Most of the time, it is some idiotic human at fault. With vicious dogs, it's usually horrible owners that make them mean with bad upbringing, and malicious treatment. And in cases of wild animals (dogs and cats included) it's usually a case of fear that brings on the attack. Again, not the animals fault. More the people that put themselves in the situation.
... And I state this openly. If this law passes in my state, the person who comes to my door with the intent to kill my dog had better come with backup. Because I would, without hesitation kill anybody that would do harm to my family.
Current Location: Still awake at 6:30 AM
Current Mood:  Slightly miffed
Current Music: Disciple - Slayer
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06:56 pm
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What a waste
It's become quite clear to me that I just don't have the emotion to make a good entry about myself in this thing. Either it doesn't seem important enough, or I don't feel like boring people with the highs and lows of my livin'.
This is where I would usually update with some half assed attempt at a few quizzes or a survey. But this time, I'll talk until something comes outa it.
Monday/Feb/26
I got to watch my cousin leave to Florida for a vacation that I would LOVE to go on. I need out of this fuuuuckin' state. But I took him to the airport, and hurridly killed all progress on feets recovery. You see... for the greatness that is Ray, he is seriously and utterly hopeless. We walked back and forth around the terminal for 30 minutes before I finally got tired of the shit and asked one of the security dudes walking around where he was supposed to check in (Yes, we're both retarded. that's why it took 30 minutes, instead of 5) turns out, he was supposed to be in a completely different place. Now we are late, and in a rush. I wound up running all over the damn airport to further break my feet... and HE gets the sun. X3
Okay, so the emo bitch session is done. FUN part!
Tuesday/Feb/27
So I'm sitting around the next day, feet kicked up. Not doing enough to keep me awake for the day. Then an idea comes... I could still have some fun if I tried. So I grab a tow strap and my wheelchair, and get out on the cold street. It only took a friend as crazy as myself to drive the car in front of me. Luckily I have many of them. I was flying, falling, crashing into snow burms... it was great. Tomorrow I'm going to make a jump outta the snow bank and try to catch some air. Wee!
As far as finacials go, I'm trying like hell to gain a few thousand for the AC trip in July. Money! I'm somethin' like a 3rd of the where that I needs to be. So lookin good so far. The next part is actually getting Badges and shit done before time she comes.
Awright. yeah. no.... I can't think anymore. bored.
Current Location: In a room, with a lappy, no.
Current Mood:  dorky
Current Music: Lois Armstrong - Wonderful World
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04:48 pm
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random 'keep this alive' post
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Yeah... I have nothin'.
Current Location: Bed
Current Mood: content
Current Music: Pennywise...something
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10:42 pm
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So I guess I should post one of these, too.
MERRY FUCKIN' NEW YEAR, PEOPLES!!
I bet'cha I'm still in 2006, and you're NOT! That's the crazy shit about Alaska. I'm so many hours behind, all you crazy future fucks get all ahead of me! My LJ sez 2007 but I still have two and a half hours!
I'm gonna try and blow myself up, or into the record books for New year! Both fastest land speed record on a wheelchair (Rocket powered) and possibly longest jump distance, too! See, even cripples can have fun. Wish me luck, and if all works out, I'll get video of it!
Current Location: On mine ass
Current Mood:  Hellz yeah!
Current Music: "If yer gonna be dumb (you gotta be tough)", From Jackass
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01:18 pm
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Thefted from Ashes!
Sexual orientation:
Straight as an arrow... and not those crusty old arrows used back int he day with bends and leaves and shit... but new age arrows, where when they are bent, they are thrown away!
Worst sexual experience:
I can't recall any of them being bad... a few cramps, but that comes from not stretching.
How often do you think about sex:
Often, but I'm nothing like Jay... more like Silent Bob. I think about it when some chucklehead brings it up.
How often do you HAVE sex:
Holy hell.... 7 years ago and counting. So I guess, I'd say once a decade. *stupid laugh that fades to sad sigh*
Cybersex? Phone sex?:
Not my bag of grenades. I never really saw the point.
Casual sex:
That is the only way in my eyes. It's casual until the ring comes into play, and that ain't about to happen.
Sex toys and related fetish accessories:
Oh Hellz yeah. My handcuffs or yours? Though there are boundaries I am sketchy to cross.
Least sexiest part:
I don't get foot fetishes... I really don't. So there, my answer.
Favorite body type:
Slim, slender, fit. I like when people take pride in their body, but not in a sense where one hurts themselves to be thin.
Body hair:
I'd hope it's shaven or waxed. French women and tree huggers creep me out.
Favorite body type:
Petite. Smaller girls just catch my fancy.
Monogamy or non-monogamy?:
I love to play, thanks. But I get to be the battleship. o_O...
Underwear:
What underwear??? Okay, I'll admit, sometimes I have to wear boxers on account that my pants wont stay up. But no tighty whities for me.
Pornographic or erotic:
Neither for me thanks. I don't see the point of watching other people do what I damn well should be doing myself!
How large is your porn collection?:
I think I have a couple of adult rated pictures I drew still sitting around somewhere.
Favorite hair color:
I like all kinds :) <-- Good answer. *nods*
Kissing or cuddling?:
cuddling is more my style. I was turned offa kissing after those fuck-heads in movies made it into a noisy face fight.
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity:
Some of the most drop dead gorgeous people I've seen were mix-breeds. So I can't choose a single one.
Most attractive furry creature:
I dunno about attractive, but sugar gliders give me brain cavities. They are the cutest things. But so are wolverines, in a ferocious, nasty sort of way.
Least attractive furry creature:
Monkeys, they fling poo and rub thier parts together all weird like. Fucking creeps me out. <- again... totally! And they piss on themselves when they fight. Eww. Poodles too.
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of:
I would say the one that looks like the most fun would be edible body paints. Weirdest was the deal of sticking live rodents in asses.
YOUR Fetishes:
Not all of these have I done, but would like to try. Bondage, S&M, the body paint thing... role playing/costumes. I really can't think of anything good right off hand. Bullets!
And for the hell of it, I'll post the other thing too..
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09:20 pm
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Here goes...
So it's been about 3 months since I posted here, and I felt that... no, hangonasec. . There was tha- maybe. Hmmm...
I got nothin'.
G'damn! at least say something! post a survey if that's all you can do!
But I'm lazy... and surveys are always repeating themselves.
You are fucking worthless.
... Nuh uh! You are, cuz you can't even get outta my head and lend a hand... get me some fuckin' Cheetos or something. YA CAN'T! HA.
Not to mention I wouldn't anyway. D'you think I wanted to be in here? I could have been in Jessica Simpson head. The empty, open space resembles your own... and I could be looking at her naked body in the mirror instead of yours.
No shit? You can see me through the mirrors? Jessica Simpson? ...... >_> How exactly does one come about... doing what you do?
Nice try dingleberry. Now stop stallin' and give these people somethin.
So after careful deliberation, I have come to realize I am gay. I would rather dance than do dangerous things, and I have a sudden urge for a fig new- I am seriously about to bite your cerebellum. e_e¿ Okay, news for those that don't know. I went and worked above the arctic circle for a while. It wasn't so bad, until sometime toward the end. It got cold as hell, I wound up in a camp of 20 guys, and had to walk 20 yards outside to take a shower or go to the bathroom. and the last 3 weeks I was up there, my feet were killing me. None of the medics could tell me why. When I got back on my R&R, I couldn't walk. Crawling. So a specialist is called, and after a meeting I learn that both of my feet have serious stress fractures. They wouldn't have been so bad if I had caught it weeks earlier and quit walking on them. Now I've been home for 6 weeks give or take. All of which I am completely laid up. No walking, which means no driving... no crazy fun. On a somewhat good note, I didn't feel like going back to work anyway, to be honest. I would rather be having fun. There is a new laptop in the picture, and since I can't walk... I've been spending WAY too much time here... online. All hours of the days. Off and on. But that gives me time to bother all those people I like. o.o like you. Greater news. With all this down time, I'm finally starting to get art done. I like it. But that's all I'm gonna tell you fuckers now! I'm hyper! So noooow, if you don't mind. I'm gonna go tie my wheel chair to the back of a truck, and take a few trips around the block.
Current Location: in bed, with a laptop warming my balls.
Current Mood:  devious
Current Music: "the kids aren't alright" the Offspring
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06:35 pm
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Why do I even have this thing?
Okee... so here's the sting of things. I got orange juice in a spot of road rash on my knuckle. Yes!?
But as bad... horrible, terrible as that sounds. There is worse. After fuckin' months of delay. I'm actually going to start my real work bound time away from the intarweb. Starting tonight. Gone. So don't think I'm being a douche by not talking or showing myself to ya. it's not that I don't luff you anymore... it's just, that I don't wanna care about you as much as money. XP
But seriously. This job will be the insurance that I see.... a portion of you'z in the future.
Now, rambling aside, here's the blunt of what is happening. I'm going to work in Pruhdoe Bay Alaska... if you don't know where that is, look it up. Top of the world pretty much. I'll be working 7 days a week, for up to 14 hours a day and won't be back from 2 to 3... possibly up to 6 weeks. This is the blind time. So no phone, no computer, no fun. G'bye fer now!
Current Location: Heading North
Current Mood:  contemplative
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03:54 pm
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!!!I'M OLD!!!
Have you heard this? Yes, the Gutz is getting older. Broken beyond belief. I am crushed, and crippled. I can't run, I yell at young people for moving faster than I can and being happy with their underage lil lives. Oh yeah... underage lil bodz too. Sweet. Whycumz when I was 14, the girls still looked like boys, only with long hair. Yesterday I saw a 14 year old girl sporting bigger tits than me. It's unfair!!
But now that I'm done trying to creep peoples out. Day of creation was fun. Didn't do a lot. Gathering of family and friends. Everybody got free food and booze just because they know me. I didn't get seriously drunk or hurt. (That's crazy in itself) But I had a good time. And today... the actual day, I sit around the house watching movies, playing games occasionally running outside in the rain. And arts. Art is the big one. Either way, great day. Everyone else have a good one on me!
Current Location: Indoors
Current Mood:  Feelin good
Current Music: "Jihad" by Slayer
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07:14 pm
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Just let me die.
I wanna die. I feel dead. Today has been a piss taste, mid-coitus abortion of a day. I take that back. This whole month can suck my ass. And Carma is about the biggest load of bullshit, next to Bush ever graduating High School (let alone a better college).
I've tried being nice. More than nice... polite'n shit. A good, upstanding citizen with morals. Going outta my way to do things that aren't even my style... why? Because Green Day's music didn't kick me in the head hard enough as a kid. "Nice guys finish last" is more than the truth, it's a fuckin' fact.
And what do I get for ever pretending that I Have a conscience?? NOTHING!! And that is exactly my point. Ask anybody that knows me as a real friend... I'm TOO good of a guy. Gladly willing to put myself in a bad spot... if only it would help a friend get out of one. But time and again, I am royally ass-raped with a horse sized strap on and no personal lube! Every time I try to be helpful... lend a hand something bad happens to me.
Newest dry humping of my already chafing, but still sweet ass... I let my younger cousin use my garage to store his Dirt Bike. It was in need of fixing, and that was a close place for storage. But in doing so... My bike was left out to the weather. This did not bother me, because I take pretty good care of it, and there was no damage being caused. Last night it was stolen. Right out of the side garage. Fuckin Neighborhood watch even. Now I am stuck leaving this in the hands of the peoples I hate the most! Police.
But luckily, they told me flat out that it most likely wouldn't be found. Slim Chance.
.... Ranting didn't help... I still wanna die. Or at least kill a couple hundred people to make up for my miserable times.
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11:03 pm
[Link] | Wow... 2 whole months without a single update. That's a stint, even for me. so what have I been up to? Nothing good. But plenty of fun. And for those that actually did read my last entry, NO! I'm not gone, or back from being gone. The wonderous jobs of Alaska are slowed greatly by stupid shit like... having to deal with political half-assedness from across the US. I'm in the hands of Washington DC for a long overdue background check before I can MAKE MONEY!!
"Money, get away
Get a good job with more pay and your O.K.
Money it's a gas
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I'll buy me a football team
Money get back
I'm all right Jack keep your hands off my stack.
Money it's a hit
Don't give me that do goody good bullshit
I'm in the hi-fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a Lear jet
Money it's a crime
Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie
Money so they say
Is the root of all evil today
But if you ask for a rise it's no surprise that they're
giving none away..."
Ahem. So not yet, but I will be in the gone, soon enough.
YESTERDAY WAS A BLAST! Independance day... the right way.
I didn't get drunk. I didn't get burned. Badly. But I managed to make one helluva fun day out of it. It all started with me picking up a few friends, and hauling ass over to my dad's house. With his yard being under construction it gave us opportunity to use a few machines to create a playland for bicycles. Huge jumps, sketchy landings... and all the means to hurt ourselves. And of course I'M the ONLY one to get wasted. It's because everyone else has that thing holding them back. Fear. Multiple crashes for me, but the best was overshooting a 10 foot step down that I bult. Dropping about 14 feet to a faceplant where the handlebars of the bike slammed into my solarplexes. That was the first time I've ever REALLY had the breath knocked outta me. It took over a minute to even sort of breathe.
And just about that time, my older sister shows up with a trailer full of rented 4-wheelers. So for the second half of the day we all barbiqued and rode around through trails, wrecking into each other and being crazy. Then it finally started getting dark...er around 2 am so we all headed out to a gravel pit with about $2,000 worth of fireworks. From there we basically broke every Warning or Caution on the packages. Roman candle wars. Lighting mortar rounds without the tube, so they blow up at our feet. But the best fun was when we all got impatient, and started tying multiple packs together. Or Rolling multiple shot barrels out, and watching them fire in every direction. And the only burns sustained were from fuses and trying to reach into fountain style fireworks to light no-go's.
...I never thought I could have so much fun without a dirt-bike, or without being drunk.
Now I have an hour until another day starts... and I have to get some sleep. I've already slacked away from work for one day.
Current Location: Home
Current Mood: Charged
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09:38 pm
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Think fast!
Ooor, just sit there and lazily read this post. But whatever ya do, read it... S'Important.
Now that I have learned more on the situation holding my ass in a death grip, I figure I might as well let the masses know also. I WILL be leaving in May for a job of extreme something-or-other. I WILL be gone for a very long period of time, which has changed from 2 weeks, to 9 weeks... and Just tonight I have learned the truth. I will be completely out of touch for 5 MONTHS. Maybe a lil more. Basically, I'll be making my way back in November after my terrible time is up.
I dunno if I will be getting the chance to even look at a computer because I will be up in some work camp on the Yukon river... and I have no clue what my situation will be up there until I get there. So my LJ will pretty much die. DA will have BILLIONS of stacked shit for me to sort through when I get back, and every other thing that I might or might not remember taking part in.... uuugh, TTFN.
Better than bad news:
1- For once my income should give me a break from the craptastic boredom that I so far deal with in life. Meaning, trips to the states, and all around having FUN will take palce.
2- 2007 AC is MINE! I've said this before, hoping that stupid shit will work, balancing in my favor for me to snake off to the east coast for a visit. This time it's a fucking fact. I will kill bosses and anybody between me and.... whever the fuckin' convention will be held to get there. Maybe even pick up stragglers and bums on the way.
3- ROAD TRIP. That is all.
.... cept for this.
 | You scored as Red. You are a Red Were. Reds love playing and being active, like streaks of fire through forests. They are constantly moving, only stopping to eat and sleep. They can make any situation lighthearted and love a good joke.
Red | | 90% | Brown | | 88% | Silver | | 76% | Black | | 59% | Grey | | 52% | White | | 43% | Gold | | 29% | </td>
What Color Werewolf Are You??
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Current Location: Sitting on my ass looking at a screen full of purdy colors.
Current Mood:  ...Life
Current Music: Cattle Decapitation
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09:20 pm
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Fuh-Q DeviantART
Yeah you heard me. I've finally had it with that place. I got 3 submission deletions at once, each with their warning that gives no actual reason as to WHY they were deleted, just...
"Your deviation was removed because it violated one of the following policies:
1. deviantART does not tolerate deviations which are based, in majority, off of racial slurs, are anti-semetic or derogatory in nature towards a particular religion or ethnic group, offensive in nature towards an individual or group of individuals, pornographic or are deemed invaluable to deviantART as decided by the deviantART staff on a case by case basis.
2. deviantART does not tolerate deviations which are submitted in the Tutorials category which do not follow the deviantART Tutorial Submission Guidelines. If you are unfamiliar with the proper procedures for tutorial submissions then please view the deviantART Tutorial Submission Guidelines.
deviantART enforces a zero tolerance policy in regards to violations of our submission policy and therefore will take the actions that we deem necessary on a case by case basis. There is a possibility that you will be banned from interactivity on deviantART therefore it is suggested that you visit your user page to see if this is in fact the case.
If you feel that you are receiving this in error, or have questions regarding it, then visit the deviantART Help Desk in order to submit an inquiry. It should be noted that replies to this note will go unanswered and your only course of action is the deviantART Help Desk!"
The three that were deleted had been accepted, even liked by everyone who saw them... for more than a year, in some cases. One, being just a simple picture of my hand being opened up, might not have been acceptable as art... but I never posted it as art, just a photo. The other two had nothing that should have rated them as policy breaking... 'specially since they both had "Mature Content" on em.
They were "Random V-Day Attack" and "Chero hath been owned"
And givin simple mindedness, I could see why they would think it was a bad thing... but I have seen much worse, and both of mine had good reason behind them, both being humorous. Anywhatever. The moral to this story is, DA sucks my nutz! Fuck you ya buncha art hoarding nazi's! ^__^;
Current Mood: I'm pissed off is what I am!
Current Music: Evil Dead by Dew Scented
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10:05 pm
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And then some...
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Take the quiz.
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Current Mood: amused
Current Music: that stupid "Brick House" song
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07:41 pm
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AC funds go kerplunk
Who wears short shorts?! Well I do, but it's not very bright cuz it's freezin' ballz out here.
Now on a less happy note, my chances of making AC this year just dropped like a testicle. There is still a vague chance that I'll be able to make the east coast this June... but I just dropped $800 into a bottomless money-pit, err truck. So who knows. :p
Lousy week aside, I can't seem to feel unpleasant right now. I mean, by happenings... I should be a grouchy bastard. Ready and willing to hurt anybody or myself. Here's the short of it since Sunday.
Warm weather turned cold... about 10 degrees of cold.
I got stuck working in freezing blizzard weather...
...Not getting payed for work done.
Dog got his ass kicked in a fight...
...My mom (instead of tending to the wounds) Left me a message at work to come over and patch him up and make sure he wasn't dying.
I found him shut into a bathroom bleeding all over himself, and the entire room.
My truck died....
...Cost me $800.
I actually feel like drinking... a lot. But don't have the money, cool enough friends, or a truck to go get it till t'marruh.
Also gotz me some more slavery in da mornin.
But all that aside, I'm feelin' all fat'n happy. Buddah style. And dayum, these Jolly Rancher suckers are tart.
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02:22 am
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The joharimabob window of Gutz!!
Do it! Do it or I'll fuckin' spank ya!
http://kevan.org/johari?name=Gutz
EDIT: I added the negative one... Now I get to see what you think is wrong with me. *Grinz*
http://kevan.org/nohari?name=Gutz
Current Music: Some weird shit on a MX video
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04:58 pm
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Stolen from Russ
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