AnPanMan is a hottie, a cutie, a hero, and a savior

last night i dreamt that i wrote in my lj and that it stirred much jovial conversation. of course i can't remember what i wrote about, but i think the post contained a picture of a palm tree. go figure.

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Zach Raymond

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
Norma Jean Dark Chocolate ---- uuuuh, NO.

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name)
E-Wa

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Ann Woodland

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Wat Abr Kit

(i'd like to explain that our current "pet" is still somewhat unofficial, it's the ownerless neighborhood cat that's adopted us, not the other way around. however, my dad has taken to SHOOTING "our" cat's enemies with a BB gun (where that man gets some of his ideas i have no idea ......) anyway, SHE originally had several names: Kitten, Titten (my pet name for her, no relation to my affinity for boobies), Pretzel, Yogi, and Kit Kat. when my parents too her to the vet for the first time (and found out she was a HIM), my dad chose THE LAMEST of names to make official. the cat's name is now Kit Kat.

6. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
Nna SmabarbA -- i like "S'ma-Barba"

7. PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, street you grew up on)
Ann Georgetown

8. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile you drive)
The YellowOrange Ghettomobile ('83 Volvo) --- this superhero marches to the beat of her own accordian

i want to have a baby and have kids, but not *have* a baby or my own kids. as in, i want to make babies (sex) and give birth, sans epidural, because i want to find out how painful it is. but i don't really want to be pregnant or keep the baby around afterwards. since i think the world is overpopulated, i can't condone adding to the problem by creating more (of my) children. although i do want to hang out with cute little babies, and also have a long lasting impact on someone's life. i could adopt. that seems like a lot of work.

the solutions i have come up with so far, are:
1) implant 7-pound watermelon into my uterus and give birth to it (in quick succession so it doesn't get mushy/nasty)
2) work part-time in day care / elementary school, hang with young'uns
3) become very famous for being very smart / cool, and thus have lifelong impact on many people

i'm open to more suggestions?

this layout is disgusting and i love it.

oh shit, i'm and updater-person now.

a) i'm posting in my i-dont-post lj. i'm breaking down. b) i dont know and dont care to know how to do cuts, so deal. c) i broke down for a survey! shitemonkey.


1.Whats your middle name?
ann – it’s totally a filler middle name (but oddly sturdy as a first name)

2 How big is your bed?
big enough

3. What are you listening to right now?
iowa!!!! on endless repeat. dar Williams is a-mazing!

4. What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?
you creepy stalker

5. What was the last thing you ate?
de-cheesified nap’s pizza

6. Last person you hugged?
Kelsey. we were both distraught.

8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
laura jean

9. What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
haircut

10. Best friend?
probably cat

11. Do you want children?
if by children you mean something I’ll call my baby, then yes, but it might have more than two legs …

12. Do you get high?
nope, but I want to

13. Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night?
once, sort of.

14. Hair color?
boxed “dark burgundy”

15. Eye color?
hazel

16. Do you wear contacts/glasses?
yep

17. Favorite holiday?
new year’s. full of promise, universal, not usually controversial or claimed by religion, and you get noisemakers/partypoppers!

18. Favorite Season?
on the east coast, spring. I never understood spring until now

19. Have you ever cried over a girl/boy?
hell yes

20. Last Movie you Watched?
school of rock, on the bus back from a rugby tournament

29. What books are you reading?
on intelligence (for cog sci) at home on the earth (for enst) and alpha beta (for me)

30. Piercings?
I’m currently writing an (non-school related!) essay about my plain-jane lobe piercings

31. Favorite Movie?
depends on my mood / memory

32. Favorite football Team?
I’ll take rugby over football any day. Vassar rfc, then all blacks, because I love jonah lomu with all my kidney …

33. What were you doing before filling this out?
facebooking

34. Any pets?
not enough

35. AIM?
too much for my own good

36. Dogs or cats?
both, as long as theyre clean

38. Favorite Flower?
currently – dutchman’s breeches!

40. Have you ever loved someone (other then family)?
yes

41. Who would you like to see right now?
people whom I can’t see for a lot of reasons

43. Have you ever fired a gun?
I sure want to

44. Do you like to travel by plane?
I do it so often now it doesn't affect me at all

45. Right-handed or Left-handed?
righty-tighty

46. If you could go to any place right now where would you go?
to bed

48. Are you missing someone?
yeah

49. Do you have a tattoo?
nope

50. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
never did. and I think theyre boring

51. Are you hiding something from someone?
of course

52. Are you 18?
unfortunately im 20

53. What is the wallpaper on your cell phone?
AnPanMan!

54. Did you get enough sleep last night?
course not

55. First thing you thought about this morning?
having not finished my homework

56. What do you have handy at your bedside?
a lotta stuff

57. Grilled or fried?
grilled

58. What makes you unique?
nature and nurture

60. Are you afraid of the dark?
I’m not afraid of the dark, but I’m often afraid of what I cannot see

61. Favorite hangout?
cat’s livingroom floor

62. 3 things you can’t live without?
a watch, inspiration, fake meat products

64. Favorite Song?
depends on the mood

65. What are you afraid of?
lots of things that don’t really matter

66. Are you a giver or taker?
social giver, secret taker

67. Nicknames?
no standard ones. and DON’T tell me ele is a nickname for Eleanor, because it isn’t, it’s a compromise.

68. Dad’s middle name?
anthony

69. Mom’s middle name?
sue

70. Stuck on a desert island and could take one thing?
the metropolitan museum of art. pass the remainder of my lifetime in a wonderful way

71. Favorite TV commericial?
it’s all about the infomercials, baby

72. Cell Phone provider?
I don’t know. I probably should, huh

73. First thing you save in a fire?
my wall

74. What is your favorite color?
yellow-orange, purple, and green

75. What are the things you always take with you?
emotional baggage. hahahaha.

76. What did you want to be when you were a kid?
a carpenter, then an author

77. What do you usually do when the clock turns 11:11?
think about my weird obsessions with digital watch numbers

78. Color of your bedsheets?
bright bright cool flowers. pillowcases: blue with multi-colored polka dots, and blue with angels, both made for me by my aunt

80. What do you think about before you go to bed?
depends

81. What turns you on?
dykes, cultivated intelligence, great smiles, confidence

82. What turns you off?
I don’t really like this question, I’m not gonna answer it

i internalize.

this exists only so i can read friends-only journals.

no more.