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Getting a little computer time [06 Oct 2008|01:38pm]
No classes this afternoon, access to a somewhat-outmoded Hitachi that occasionally shifts into kana without warning--perfect time to journal. Not about Japan, though. I ripped through Proven Guilty Thursday and Friday, and I have Thinky Thoughts about Harry Dresden & Co.

Follow, an ye dare )

Now to get my hands on White Knight! No spoilers for books after Proven Guilty in the comments, please. I might have to kill you.
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Crappit. [29 Sep 2008|03:58pm]
The ordeal that is getting Internet access here is, unfortunately, not over. I finally rattled the right skull at Interac and have made arrangements with a provider, but it's going to take them up to a month to get a tech out to my apartment.

Crap, crap, with a side of crap and a crap chaser.

Don't say anything important until I'm wired up, okay?
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*psst!* [16 Sep 2008|08:33am]
I'm still alive in Japan. No 'net access from my apartment, unfortunately, so I can't update regularly. I'm sneaking a bit of access from one of my schools. Don't tell on me!

I'm pleased to say things are going pretty well. I've now driven on the left side of the road (and, amazingly enough, haven't had one accident yet, even though I'm certain I've violated every traffic law in Japan save for DUI), used a Japanese toilet (different, but not really hard to use), attended a Japanese Christian church (couldn't understand a word, but they were all so warm and welcoming, and it felt good to be in a church again), and taught classes. Teaching is interesting. Sometimes fun, sometimes like pulling teeth, depending on the class, but the students have been overall happy to meet me.

By the way, that image you have of Japanese students as perfect little robots? Not really! Junior highers here are like junior highers everywhere. They do have more respect for authority than most American teens, I think, but otherwise, they're just the same. Some things are universal.

My gas stove and refrigerator are working now, so I can cook, thank God. I'm on a steady diet of soba noodles, seafood and vegetables at home. Very tasty, very healthy. Still don't have any furniture save for my futon and a step-stool. That'll come later, I suppose.

See you all on the flip side!
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Radio Silence [31 Aug 2008|09:38am]
I'm checking out of my hotel shortly, and I won't have 'net access for up to a week. In the meantime, I'll be in my first week of teaching in Japan. Exciting! Also, terrifying! Keep me in your thoughts and prayers, and I'll see y'all on the other side.
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Small foray into politics: [30 Aug 2008|02:12pm]
Sarah Palin as VP? [info]artaxastra pretty much says everything I'd like to say here. I'd also like to add a couple of things:

The "scandal" over the firing of her ex-brother-in-law is really a tempest in a teapot. I don't know if she was really involved, and for myself, I rather doubt it. The Democrats are making a big deal of it because they can. Sorry to put it so bluntly, but if Palin were a Democrat, the Republicans would be doing the same thing, so consider me an equal-opportunity cynic. Besides, Wooten needed firing. If the State Troopers hadn't been concerned about politics in the first place, he'd have been shown the door months earlier. The man was an ass who took advantage of his position.

Her ties to Big Oil: You won't find an Alaskan, politician or no, without them. Alaska's entire economy is oil-based. Let me say that again: Alaska's entire economy is oil-based. If Big Oil were to pack up shop tomorrow, the state would deflate like a disappointed blowfish. Yes, we want to protect our environment. There has to be a balance somewhere. It's a much more complicated question than, "Are you for oil, or are you for the environment?"

Finally, can I just say at this point how much I hate the term "anti-choice"? It's not any better than a pro-life person labeling a pro-choicer "anti-life." Propaganda language makes me twitch. At least Sarah Palin has walked the walk--her infant son has Down Syndrome, and she knew that while she was carrying him. She knew she'd be having a special-needs child in the first months of being governor, and she chose to give birth to him. She's not some old white man in an ivory tower saying that only good-enough virgins who have been raped in a particularly horrific way should be able to have abortions.

Turning off comments because I really don't want a political debate. Just think about it, 'kay?

Lost in Translation [30 Aug 2008|12:15pm]
From Tokyo to Kamaishi )
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Obligatory Who reference [27 Aug 2008|10:54pm]
Being in Tokyo is a bit like how Nine described visiting Paris: use the wrong verbs, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers. Tonight, everything but the last happened. Too tired to go into it all. Must learn Japanese. Yes.
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Alaska Girl's Continuing Adventures in Tokyo [26 Aug 2008|10:32pm]
Of Friendly Old Men and Noisy Bugs in Love )
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Alaska Girl Conquers Japan (or not) [25 Aug 2008|09:28pm]
Getting Oriented )
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An Alaskan Girl in Japan [24 Aug 2008|03:34am]
Well, I'm finally in Japan. Not a terribly easy process, but all things told, I think it's gone pretty well.

The story really begins Friday night. I had dinner with my sisters, their families and [info]mermaidrain. After that, [info]mermaidrain kept me company while I packed a bit, and then the two of us nipped off to see Tropic Thunder. We had a late-night snack afterward, and then we came back and I continued to pack while we indulged in Spaced, a sitcom from the UK.

Even with [info]mermaidrain there, though, I managed to get myself tied up in knots. Things weren't fitting into my packing the way I needed them to, and I finally ended up breaking down crying around 3:00 am, exhausted and emotionally overwrought. Therefore, I called Erin, my oldest sister. Fortunately, she was awake, as she was going to take me to the airport, and she came right over and took charge of the packing. With her help, I was able to fit everything I absolutely needed and a little more.

A little before 4:00 am, we left for the airport--[info]mermaidrain, Erin, my niece Melissa, and myself. Minor hiccup when I realized I didn't have my cash money, but we weren't halfway down the street before I caught my mistake. Got the cash, went to the airport. The ladies insisted on coming with me into the airport lobby, which was a blessing. I was just working down from being so emotional, and having them to talk to calmed my nerves considerably as my departure loomed. Finally, I said goodbye with hugs all around, and they went home while I went off to adventure.

Fortunately, everything worked like clockwork. The flight to Seattle got off the ground on the dot, and we arrived exactly on time. I slept most of the way. After that, I found my flight to Tokyo on a board, crossed half of SeaTac, took their little subway to the international terminal, and got to the gate just as pre-boarding began. Got on the flight with no problems and ended up on the aisle, which was perfect in spite of my general preference for window seats. Meant I could get up from time to time without disturbing anyone.

The flight to Tokyo was remarkably smooth. I slept for another few hours, woke up long enough to eat dinner, played with my in-flight entertainment (they have games!), and finally settled in to reading a little more Harry Dresden. That took most of the rest of the flight. I also filled out a few customs forms and insurance paperwork. Fun, huh?

We landed in Tokyo ahead of time, and I disembarked in a foreign land. The weather's pretty hot and muggy to my Alaskan body, though I'm told it's quite mild compared to last week. Unfortunately, I got hung up in Immigration. They wanted to see my Certificate of Eligibility, which I was told I wouldn't need after getting my work visa. No, they were quite certain they wanted to see my CoE. They eventually were convinced I didn't mean any harm and let me through, and it seems to be sorted now.

At the airport, I met up with James, a nice lad from Cambridge who was serving as my guide. We had a bit of trouble finding each other after the hoohah in Immigration, and he ended up having me paged. After we found each other, we collected two others: Devin from Idaho and Crystal from Canada. The three of us girls got along great, which was nice, as we had to take a train out to Ueno Station, where we met the lovely David from Scotland. David from Scotland then took us on a subway ride to Asakusa, a region of Tokyo, and then we took a nice hop down the ginza to the Asakusa Central Hotel. Naturally, it was raining, but I was so hot and sweaty by then that I didn't mind a bit.

I'm now ensconced in a tiny, yet comfortable, hotel room, wearing a cotton kimono robe provided by the hotel and feeling 100% better for a little rest and a bite to eat. Tomorrow, the orientation begins. For the moment, though, I'm happy, if tired, and I've made some new friends and am enjoying just being in Japan.

Oyasumi nasai!
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Don't know what I'm feeling. [22 Aug 2008|04:12pm]
I'm finishing up my preparations to go to Japan (I leave early tomorrow), and while I'm looking forward to it, at the moment, I'm stressed out and dreading having to say goodbye to my home. I'm getting together with my sisters and their families and [info]mermaidrain tonight, and there will be tears. I know I want to go, but part of me wants to stay where it's safe.

Guess there's not one of us who can do that.
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Hee! [21 Aug 2008|09:57am]
Michael Phelps Returns to His Tank at SeaWorld

Gotta love the Onion!
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More Lyttony! [19 Aug 2008|11:04pm]
I'm sorry, but I can't stop. Again, only Doctor Who is getting the abuse:

Pure Crack
The Doctor was taken by utter surprise when Donna stormed into his room dressed only in a leather teddy, ripped open his shirt and trousers, threw him on the bed and jumped on him, roaring, "Someone needs to shag the hell out of you, Scrawny!"

Blatant Plagiarism
Jack had already decided the day couldn't get any worse, but he was proven wrong when Captain John entered the Hub, took one look at him, and guffawed, "You're a wee little puppet man!"

When Euphemisms Attack
Rose's perfect pink globes of flesh, crowned with the tight rosebuds of her nipples, heaved upward as the Doctor leaned over her, breathing in the olfactory ambrosia of her arousal as her flower of womanhood bloomed open for him, anticipating the entry of his alabaster tower of manly flesh.

Pairing from Hell
On her wedding day, Jackie mused that perhaps she should tell Pete he wasn't the father of her baby, that the father was, in fact, the strangely hypnotic man she'd met briefly only a few months before, the wonderful, if eccentric, man with the white man's afro and clown suit; but she decided against it, figuring what Pete didn't know wouldn't hurt him, and really, what was the harm, anyway?

Nothing Good Can Come of This
The Doctor beamed as he flew through the Time Vortex with his new companion, a lost Time Lady who knew how to pilot the TARDIS, had helped him undo Gallifrey's destruction and singlehandedly saved every universe; this woman who had healed his hearts and reunited him with his best friend, having figured out how to give Donna back her memories without killing her, and also reunited him with his daughter, Jenny; who had brought back love and joy into his life and made him realize he would never have to be lonely again, and was even now bearing his child within her--this woman, this angel, whose name was Mary Sue.
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Lyttony! [18 Aug 2008|09:07pm]
In honor of the 2008 Bulwer-Lytton Contest, I have decided to distract myself from my preparations to leave via an old favorite: fanfic Lyttony.

The rules are simple: write the first sentence of the worst fanfic you can imagine. No more, no less. I'll stick to Doctor Who, but if any of y'all want to participate, feel free to use any available fandom. Let's divide these into categories:

Strained Metaphor
Rose's smile lit up her face the way a deep-sea anglerfish's lure lit up the deep, beckoning passing fish to their toothy doom.

Crossover from Hell
"I'm Troy, and this is my girlfriend, Gabriella," the sandy-haired young man told the strangers from the blue box just before he and his friends burst into a spontaneous song-and-dance routine.

Turgid
The Doctor grabbed Rose, his hands closing around her upper arms with what might have been bruising force, but she didn't mind, no, not at all, not when he was finally acting on the attraction that had grown up between them, blooming and seeding and swelling and flourishing like ripe fruit on the vine, begging to be picked and bitten into by a human so its juices could flow over lips and teeth and tongue, running down over the chin and neck and still further, leaving its stain as if to say, "This one's mine; go find your own!"

Puntastic
"What we have here," said Donna upon seeing the Doctor in the company of the smug and sycophantic Sir Blatherton, who'd been hitting on her (or, rather, her breasts) not one hour ago, "is a dork and smarmy knight."

Just Plain Distasteful
"I think I'm going to have to gouge my eyes out now," said Ianto upon entering the Hub to find Captain John Hart and Myfanwy the pterodactyl in a compromising position.

Pray I don't become possessed of the urge to do more of these.

ETA: Not that I don't appreciate all the funny, but remember, folks: a Lyttony is one sentence only. Not two, not three, and four is right out. One. That's part of the fun of trying to come up with them. Feel free to abuse any other punctuation you might wish to, but just use the one period/exclamation point/question mark.
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Plans for the day: [18 Aug 2008|11:01am]
Get International Driver's License from local AAA office

Call doctor's office and discuss prescriptions

Get box for stuff I want sent to me later

Find out how to get absentee ballot

Continue futile quest to find lavender perfume
--failing that, purchase lavender oil and fifth of vodka and try making own

Crash at B&N for a couple of hours

Walk dogs if weather doesn't turn sour

*tears out hair* Saturday, people! I'm leaving Saturday!

. . . if there's any vodka left over after I make perfume, it might be sacrificed to my mental health.
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Guess who's back? [17 Aug 2008|07:34pm]
Trouble in the mental apartment, folks. Gotta deal with it. H! Honorificus! Get your spiny ass out here!

You bellowed? Also, My ass is not spiny.

Your tail is. What are you up to?

Do not have a tail!

So what's that thing you just tucked under your skirt? Besides, you're deflecting. I ask again, what are you up to?

You're so tense. Lighten up, would you?

H . . .

I'm only looking out for your best interests, darling.

Oh, is that what you call the reason my debit card is smoking?

New country, new clothes. The equation is simple, darling. I won't have us seen in what you've formerly called "business wear."

"Us"?

Is there something wrong with that word?

Yes, there's something wrong with that word! You are not coming with me to Japan. No. No. Ie!

You have got to be joking. You can't seriously expect Me to stay in Alaska.

I don't care where you go. You can take up permanent residence at your apartment in the City of Dis or go annoy fashionistas in Milan, but I am not taking you, your tail and your mini-Balrog to Japan. It's unseemly. They wouldn't allow it.

If they'll allow the wholesale import of polyester that is your wardrobe sans my influence, they'll positively welcome Me. Besides, you need My protection.

For what? Japan has a very low crime rate, and I'll be in a small city. Well, by their standards. The biggest worry I'll have is bad seafood.

Excuse Me? You're going to the land of Hello Kitty, the belly of the Maruchan beast. If that doesn't curdle your blood, My estimate of your intelligence has been far too generous.

You compared my intelligence unfavorably with that of a brain-damaged butterfly not too long ago.

I thought it a particularly fine turn of phrase.

And we're off-topic again. Me. Japan. Alone. Why are you still hanging around, anyway? I'm as close to mentally healthy as I've been in the last ten years. Aren't you bored?

Constantly. But I've at least improved your hair, makeup and wardrobe. It's provided Me with the only amusement in My life, aside from your sexual frustration. Mr. Eccleston is dishy, what? Let's use him as an icon.

*facepalm* First, I am not allowing you to get yet another restraining order taken out against you by some male celebrity.

Not My fault Sean Astin's agent is a complete jerk with no sense of humor.

Second, must I repeat the thing about going to Japan alone?

Stop being ridiculous. You know you're going to need a fashion consultant over there, and excuse Me, but new country? Your spine is like unto a jellyfish at the best of times. You need Me, fangs, fire breath and all.

. . . Bahlrog is kind of cute.

I knew you'd see sense. I'll go back to packing for you now.

Japan ain't gonna know what hit it.
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More win from Neil Gaiman's blog [17 Aug 2008|12:56pm]
It's been temporarily hijacked.

Well, not so much "hijacked" as "taken over by a guest blogger calling himself Web Goblin while Mr. Gaiman is in China," but the first one sounds better. Web Goblin takes the opportunity to out Neil's army of clones and introduce the mythology behind his assistant.

Also, Neil makes a guest appearance on his own blog long enough to post something very funny at the bottom that will make DW fans roar.

I'm so in love.
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Per [info]lara_everlong: [15 Aug 2008|06:45pm]
This is a lovely quiz, well worth taking for the pictures alone, and the result? Startlingly accurate!

Your result for The Perception Personality Image Test...

NBPS - The Idealist

Nature, Background, Big Picture, and Shape

You perceive the world with particular attention to nature. You focus on the hidden treasures of life (the background) and how that fits into the larger picture. You are also particularly drawn towards the shapes around you. Because of the value you place on nature, you tend to find comfort in more subdued settings and find energy in solitude. You like to ponder ideas and imagine the many possibilities of your life without worrying about the details or specifics. You are in tune with all that is around you and understand your life as part of a larger whole. You prefer a structured environment within which to live and you like things to be predictable.



The rest cut for kindness )
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Went shopping today. [13 Aug 2008|06:58pm]
I needed a few necessaries for Japan, including a new bra. I have one that's really supportive and pretty, but chafes at the sides; one that's nice and smooth, but doesn't fit quite right (and popped its underwire, which I've had to sew back into place with my nonexistent seamstress skillz); one that's very comfortable, but is also falling apart; and one that no longer fits and I only wear while washing the other three. God bless Nordstrom, though--I found two there today that not only fit, but are comfortable to wear. The saleslady who helped me got herself a nice, fat commission, seeing as the two bras together added up to a hefty $124.

Went down to Nordy's accessories-and-makeup area after that and poked around for a bit. I found some lavender perfume, which interested me because I'm running low on the stuff I have, and the place that made it is no longer in business. Tried some on. It smelled really good wet, but it's gotten steadily more and more powdery-smelling on my skin and is far too sweet. I'm gonna have to wash it off, as it's giving me a headache. Yeah, not what I want to be spending $44 for 3.4 ounces on.

Then I was off to Penney's. They were having a massive clearance sale, so I found myself a skirted suit that fits very nicely and isn't too stuffy. Original price: $220. Price I got it for: $26.53.

*takes a moment to be smug*

I also got two nice tops on a "Buy one, get one for $1.00" sale, and both of them had an additional 10% discount as well. Thus, one of the tops cost me $.90. Thus, I got two $33.00 tops for a grand total of $30.60.

*takes another moment to be smug*

The tops are exactly what I need--they'll look good alone or under a jacket, they're sleeveless and cool, and they're high-necked. The last bit is important because a teacher in Japan needs to be modest, and that can be difficult when you're like me, i.e. cleavage up to your neck.

Finally, a question: Where can I find Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog screencaps?
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Another Olympics thought: [12 Aug 2008|07:22pm]
Jonathan Horton of the men's gymnastics team is cute like a basketful of puppies, y/y?
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