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The Hellmouth News would like to apologize for the lack of updates recently. Our dear Socks have been busy with various demons, villains bent on ending the world, or wallowing in their own angst. Most likely, it's the latter. Who are we kidding, it's totally the latter.

So it is with regret and sadness we announce our offices will be closing. And forgive us while we put down the booze and shoo the hookers off our laps for a moment to fall out of character.

A grand finale was planned, but it fell through, and to our devoted readers, we apologize for leaving you hanging.

Some of our writers plan on moving on to other formats, so keep an eye on their journals for any announcements. We'll also post about any continuing rpgs here if they are brought to our attention.

Finally, thank you to our readers. We are sorry things ended this way, but watch this space and we'll try to point you to new stories to follow.

Oh, and just for fun, some of our favorite moments:

The origin of SPOLE!

Never put your character in peril and then tell everyone else to do whatever they want with it.

The Charmed Socks prove, yes, there can always be more angst.

Further proof that the Socks sometimes smoke great amounts of crack.

And of course, the whole original sock swap. Hee. Where else would you see The Gentlemen snuggling with a teddy bear?


Now, where did we put those hookers....

Current Mood: sad

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The "We're Not Quite Dead...Yet" Edition

Prue's okay being alone now. She has sex toys.

Xander figures he'll skip the "my girlfriends are all dead" curse and just date one who is already dead.

Piper's busy making cookies. Excuse us, we think they're demonic, we'll have to eat vanquish them.

Giles has lots of presents for all the girls. He maxed out his credit card at Victoria's Secret.

Kennedy wants to eat out for Christmas. *cough*

Morrigan's bored. We're sure you're expecting us to say something lewd about giving her something to do, and, well, you're right.

Dawn shops by dropping from the ceiling and assassinating anyone in line in front of her. We approve.

Cole grovels for Morrigan's forgiveness. Something ain't right with a man to neglect a woman like that. Rowr.

Oh, bah humbug.

Current Mood: blah

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Xander wants to get laid. He'd fit in well as an employee of the News.

Harm doesn't want to go on a date to WalMart. She's too classy for that kind of place. C'mon, Xander, splurge for Target!

Sam thinks Riley puts too much emphasis on sports and not enough on sex. Well, when you suck at something, you tend to shy away from it....

Spike discovers the internet is for porn.
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Is your, uh, is your wife interested in....photography, ay? "Photographs, ay," he asked him knowingly? Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

Cole's hoovercraft is full of eels.

Does Prue go, eh, does she go, eh? Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge?

Morrigan seizes the opportunity to escape from the crowd, and go home with Piper. Alone together at last, the two rush naked at each other and meet in a frenzy of darting tongues. Grabbing.... Uh, sorry, this bit's all cut. All these pages out, now.

Cole's a lumberjack, but he's okay. Women's clothing, seaweed wraps, same thing.

Current Mood: dorky

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You can "cook" for us anytime you want. We've got quite an appetite.

Willow and Kennedy have each other. Too bad we don't have pictures.

Cole's new excuse to shag Morrigan? It'll save his wallet. Next, he'll use the apocalypse as an excuse. It could save the world.

Buffy and Spike spice up Cleveland.

We have a feeling Morrigan will slay Cole's wallet. No amount of shagging can save it this time.

Current Mood: hungry
Current Music: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Otherside

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We at The Hellmouth News are thankful for:

-Really shiny hair.

-Clueless Englishmen.

-Being out of the closet but still under the bed.

-Corrigan.

-Booze.

-Hookers.

-Um, probably lots of other stuff, too, but see two entries ago as to why we can't remember them, right now...

Current Mood: drunk
Current Music: Snoring reporters.

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