Title: It's fated after all, ain't it?
Author:  Ryuume Ayu
Genre: romance
Chapters: One-Shot [or not depends]
Rating: PG
warnings: Mentioning of Sex & some Vulgarities.
Pairing: ALLENxRHODE
Summary: Allen Walker, 18, was abandoned to an orphanage when he was born. He was known as the 'PLAYBOY' in the orphanage, and often played around as much as he likes. One day, Rhode Camelot, 16, was introduced into the Orphanage and Allen vowed to get her. Will he?
Comments: Something like a dairy entry of Allen's. And because its my first time writing a normal smut... so do pardon if it ain't that good as my yaoi ones.

So IDK what you did with your night, but I spent mine watching Newsies TWICE with my roommates and this is what resulted:


( WHERE ARE THEY NOW: NEWSIES )


Post your favorite Newsies moments in the comments. Also, there were a ton of Newsies and I didn't have time to do them all, so if you have any requests LMK and I'll IMDB them.


Source: IMDB

1) I cannot possibly be the only person who calls it a carriage, you guys. The question came about because, in my capacity as Wal-Mart exit greeter, I found that a surprising majority of customers call them wagons. I NEVER THOUGHT CARRIAGE WOULD BE NEGLECTED LIKE THAT. I also checked off cart, but carriage is my primary! Having consulted with my parents, I think it's probably part of the Irish vocabulary I don't know I have.

1A) Irish terms I picked up from my parents fall into two categories: The ones I learned early on to switch out for their American counterparts, like fringe, poloneck, sellotape, and trainers, and the ones that crop up every now and then when I say them, THINKING IT IS TOTALLY NORMAL, and everyone around me just thinks I am making up words, like the time a few months ago when I said "dressing gown" and, when called on it, COULD NOT RECALL the word "bathrobe."

1B) "Wagon" is apparently the Irish equivalent of "skank," or at least it was in the 80s, which is really the last time my parents can say they were up to date on Irish slang.

2) What has two thumbs and finished three Kenzie-Gennaro books in 48 hours? THIS GIRL. Now I have to face the stark reality of having NO MORE ANGIE GENNARO EVER. If you are from Boston and/or enjoy reading about awesome people, plus also if you can handle at LEAST one major "GUNFIGHT! EVERYBODY BLEEDS!" action sequence per book, I highly recommend them. TRUST, YOU GUYS, the Gone Baby Gone movie did nothing to prepare you for how awesome Angie is, okay? THE SAME GOES FOR BUBBA. In the movie it's like "oh, Casey Affleck knows some fat white guy," but BUBBA IS SO MUCH MORE.

3) Jeph Jacques, if the Comic Con guest strips continue through WEDNESDAY like you hinted they might, you are an asshole. YOU HAVE ONE JOB, MAN.

Yes, you read the title correctly.

Story Title: Harry Potter: Internal Magic
Fandom: Harry Potter and the Seriously Bad Slashy Imagery.
Culprit Author’s Name: codewarriorace
Summary: At age 9 Harry discovers internal energy and uses it to shape his body to superhuman levels. When he discovers magic in his first year he builds upon what he has learned and masters occlumency. Alternative Universe Super!Harry Intelligent!Harry

Oh, look—he’s discovered thermodynamics and turned into a Super Saiyan!

Full Name: Right Said Fred Harry Potter. Or, as he touts himself, Lord Potter.
Full Species: An RPG Stu.
Hair Color(s): He’s bald. But it’s okay—he never liked his hair anyway.
Eye color: “…striking green eyes.” And then later, “They were now pupil-less and matched the dark blue color that flowed through his body.”
Scary Sue: None yet. But I reckon Voldemort will be reduced to one. I actually have yet to see any mention of the mean man himself yet.
Suewarts Houses: Qanonreip—right up the @$$ (like he likes it).
( Unusual Markings/Colorations: )
Special Possessions: There is an unsporked section on the second LJ cut on the sporking that provides the typical Suethor laundry list of all the awesome stuff he has. He has, essentially, everything. What HP Gary Stu would be without it?

Annoying Origin: I have no idea where this abomination came from. The only clue we have is when Harry first saw a “marital arts” display. Don’t. Ask.
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Enjoys hottubbing with Sirius Black. Shaves Sirius Black, all over—well, kind of. He does remove all of his body hair.
Annoying Special Abilities: …oh boy. You know, it’d actually be easier just to link up to this nifty little FAQ sheet that the author was kind enough to provide for his oh-so precious fic. It answers any questions you have about the fic, including how condescending he will be to his so-called friends.
Other Annoying Traits: This Stuthor has more than a few hang-ups with his avatar. All we hear about is Harry’s chiseled form, Harry’s bronze skin, Harry’s hairless body, Harry’s perfect abs, Harry’s muscles, etc. This guy either has serious issues with his own body or serious issues with his own sexuality. I can’t figure out which. And you can tell he’s read Rose Potter—however, while Rose Potter infuriates you, with this guy, you really can’t help but just…laugh.

Please include a small sample of the worst of the story:

Dear God, finding a sporkable section was so hard. It’s so frickin’ bad!

But it did give me an opportunity to bring Snape and Sands out of the woodwork, so I suppose it’s a win situation anyway.

( Harry is, at a young age, introduced to the ‘marital arts.’ Wow. )

( Harry gets into his vault and finds all sorts of really cool stuff. In other words, it’s the same boring nonsense we’ve read a thousand times over in other fics—only this time, it’s more annoying. You wanted a list of his possessions for the profile? Here they are. Unsporked because…I couldn’t do it. The paragraphs are TL;DR quality as a bonus. )

( Harry hottubs with Sirius Black and shaves all of the guy’s body hair off. No, I’m not joking. )

...I just received a belated Christmas present of the most sensational time. My family knows a very talented artist who makes all sorts of interesting dolls, and for Christmas my mother commissioned her to make me a very special set. The results are under the cut.

( Always had a fondness for you, I did )

Anyway, here full website is at Devout Dolls and you should check out some of her other work as she is amazing and has something up everyone's alley. I just wanted to share my delight with everyone. :)

X-posted

During a shoot on the Fox Studios lot, the Saturday Night Live star contorts his face into bizarre positions for a series of shots that other actors would insist be destroyed.

"If someone wants to think I'm good-looking, then great, but I certainly don't," Samberg explains. "I know that's not my biggest strength — and not the foot I want to put forward."

 

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Source (video here)

Cause I've been sitting back, no chance of rolling,
Hoping that nothing ever blows, no no
Boy, did you ever think that loving would be
Nothing more than walking me home, no no



spot the loners

Gilmore Girls: [1-46]
Heroes: [47-72]
House: [73-90]
Bedford Diaries: [91-105]
Kamelot lyrics: [106-112]

teasers:
01. 02. 03.

more here at shadow_of_uther