Harukami ([info]harukami) wrote,
@ 2005-05-15 18:06:00
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[fic] Naruto, "Fluffy Undead Victory"
While my food is cooking....

I can't believe I'm doing this. XD

Fluffy Undead Victory
Naruto
Zombie!Zabuza/Zombie!Haku
Sequel to Fluffy Undead love. Not safe for work for reasons of gore. Spoilers for up to episode 19. I'm STILL blaming [info]cat_o_ninetails.


Finally, they'd succeeded.

The Mizukage was dead in his chair, and quite recently so; he was pinned to the back with a long needle, and blood was still faintly pumping out of the gaping wound at his neck. His head itself was removed by a very long knife that resembles a sword much more, and currently sat between the two conquerers of the Country of Water's Hidden Village.

"Can you do the honours, Zabuza-san?" Haku asked politely.

Zabuza nodded, grinned, and bared his teeth.

They were always sharp, even as a human, thanks to careful filing. As a zombie they had, inexplicably, only gotten sharper.

He lifted the head, placed it against his upper row of teeth, and rotated evenly.

The lid popped off to reveal the steaming contents. The two zombies smiled at each other.

"I'll light some candles, Zabuza-san," Haku said, and would have flushed if he were still capable of it, for how forward he was.

Zabuza seemed to approve nevertheless, grinning and managing to hold himself off from digging into the brain immediately. "Do so."

The blinds had already been drawn. Haku found some candles and matches in the Mizukage's desk drawer and lit them. The wind whistling past the partly-open window formed its own sort of music, and Haku's eyes lit up with joy when Zabuza held an arm out to him.

Haku cuddled into Zabuza's side, and found that while he had been busy with the candles, Zabuza had dug up to wine glasses and filled them with the Mizukage's blood.

"To our success," Zabuza said, grinning widely.

"To success," Haku agreed, clinking his glass with Zabuza's then drinking deep. "...and now, Zabuza-san..."

"Yes. Braaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinssssssjoafjfj..."

"Braiiins yumyumbraiiiiiiins..."

When they had finished their feast, bellies full and souls content, Zabuza turned and looked deep into Haku's eyes. Haku hesitated, looking up; now that they'd conquered, he might not be needed as a tool any more. Carefully, he began, "Zabuza-san..."

He was interrupted by Zabuza kissing him, long and hard. It was a moment after Zabuza drew back that Haku realized Zabuza'd left his tongue behind.

"Oh huck," Zabuza said.

Haku spit the tongue out into his hand. "No, it's no difficulty, Zabuza-san," Haku said fondly, and drew out a needle. "I'll fix you right up."


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[info]tanzy
2005-05-15 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Oh my god. XD This story is all kinds of special. Yay!

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[info]harukami
2005-05-16 11:19 pm UTC (link)
Woot, thank you! :D :D >D

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meggu
2005-05-15 10:18 pm UTC (link)
Brains. :D Yay.

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[info]harukami
2005-05-16 11:20 pm UTC (link)
Tasty braiiiinsesssss.... :D Thanks!

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[info]readeriif
2005-05-15 10:24 pm UTC (link)
He lifted the head, placed it against his upper row of teeth, and rotated evenly.

The lid popped off to reveal the steaming contents.

*Keels over again from laughter*

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[info]harukami
2005-05-16 11:22 pm UTC (link)
*ding*!

Heee, thank you!

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[info]tekalynn
2005-05-15 10:34 pm UTC (link)
Now that's a happy ending. The Mizukage clearly wasn't using his brains (or he wouldn't have been killed, right?) and now they've gone to a good home, eaten in a good cause.

: )

now that they'd conquered, he might be needed as a tool any more

Is there a missing "not" here?

I'm spoiled...now I want a sequel where Haku's reassured that Zabuza will want him for the rest of their unlives. (Haku, dear, love you, but you might want to lose the paranoia.)

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[info]harukami
2005-05-16 11:27 pm UTC (link)
Heee, yes, naturally! Best of all possible worlds! The unneeded brains finding a place of solace and warmth in the stomachs of zombies.

XD

Thanks, fixed!

....*g* I'm tempted! Don't know Haku'd be that easy to convince, since so much of his life has been spent going "Hey, when I was loved they got rid of me, so it's better to be needed as a tool" buuuut... zombie!Haku might have a better perspective! Death's good like that. :D

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[info]halcyonjazz
2005-05-15 10:35 pm UTC (link)
...

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[info]harukami
2005-05-16 11:29 pm UTC (link)
^_^ BRAINS.

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[info]d_copper
2005-05-16 03:15 am UTC (link)
This is so disgustingly romantic. *goes to look for someplace to hurl*

Zombie loving XD XD XD.

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[info]harukami
2005-05-16 11:31 pm UTC (link)
[snickers] WOOT. XD Zombie love -- love that doesn't take note of any silly "till death do you part" clause!

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[info]tekalynn
2005-05-16 07:22 am UTC (link)
My husband wants to know exactly WHOSE arm Zabusa is holding out to Haku. Being as they're zombies and all.

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[info]harukami
2005-05-16 11:32 pm UTC (link)
The Mizukage's! Tastes great -- less filling!

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[info]cat_o_ninetails
2005-05-16 10:52 am UTC (link)
I'd heard of saliva-swapping, but tongue-swapping? I love how you put in the nitty-gritty details of zombie (un)life.
And they are still so adorable! "...managing to hold himself off from digging into the brain immediately." Awww!

You are so brilliant, you hurt to look at. :D

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[info]harukami
2005-05-16 11:35 pm UTC (link)
[giggles] Glad you like it! Oh, silly rot. But I'm sure some acupuncture will fix that nasty decay right up! XD XD And yes -- holding off from brain eating? Now THAT'S love. XD

Thank you XD XD -- though, you know, most of the things in that were inspired by YOU! XD

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[info]cat_o_ninetails
2005-05-17 07:28 am UTC (link)
Acupuncture = fixes EVERYTHING YAY.
...For certain definitions of love, YES IT IS :D

"I inspire zombie smut!!" Not precisely the best introduction, but it does have a certain shock appeal..

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[info]biggersandwich
2005-05-16 11:19 am UTC (link)
This one also kills me dead. Braiiiiiiiiiiiiins.

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[info]harukami
2005-05-16 11:36 pm UTC (link)
Mwahaha, yay! :D :D THank you!

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[info]clover_magic
2005-05-22 03:08 am UTC (link)
You so win at life. :D

yumyumbraaainsasdufklgsaf. :D

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[info]harukami
2005-05-22 07:41 pm UTC (link)
Heee, thank you! :) :)

mmmbrainsajajjaf;af;;

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[info]emeraldus
2005-05-22 03:29 am UTC (link)
Omg, zombie love. How...uhh...sweet? And so many other fun bits of fic to read...snake babies...snerk. Gotta add you to friends list for sure now...

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[info]harukami
2005-05-22 07:44 pm UTC (link)
Zombielove! It's all full of eternal love and rotting bits! <3 Thankye. Glad you liked!

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[info]inarticulate
2005-05-22 01:13 pm UTC (link)
sojyhlajhlkg Brain can-opener! Tongue!

Candles!

Even more love for teh zombies. ♥

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[info]harukami
2005-05-22 07:44 pm UTC (link)
I'm so happy about the brain can opener, really, though it wasn't my idea. <333

Glad you liked. OMGZOMBIES.

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[info]enishi_sama
2005-05-22 07:06 pm UTC (link)
........... braaaaaaaains. speaking of brains... you've broken mine yet AGAIN. (OMG WTF CAN-OPENER ZABUZA TEETH?!) XD

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[info]harukami
2005-05-22 07:45 pm UTC (link)
braaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins. :D :D WOOHOO, YAY BRAINBREAK! (I believe that was originally cat_o_ninetails' suggestion, yeah. :D :D They're all pointy!)

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[info]naanima
2005-05-27 01:32 pm UTC (link)
I'm stoopid. I did not see the sequel when it first came out. Woe mw. But now I am HERE! And OMFG! I adore your brain *kofffs*

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[info]harukami
2005-05-29 01:04 am UTC (link)
Heee, that is not stoopid! I write a lot, it's easy to miss on the flist. And heeee, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

......[guards brain protectively!]

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[info]cheeky_duckie
2005-06-01 05:15 am UTC (link)
[random stalker]

hmm; read a hilarious thread in a camp, find zombie!fic. Best. Night. Ever. XD On that note -- I love how the gore is there like it's perfectly normal. (I guess for zombies, it is. XD) And the last line is hilarious. You win with zombies!

[/random stalker]

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[info]lady_zip
2005-06-03 04:22 am UTC (link)
*DIES AGAIN* BRAINS BY CANDLELIGHT! OH GOD! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! And again I bow to you for the godliness that is Zombies! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! *squeals and goes off to read it again*

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Awwwwwww! Thats so Romantic.......
[info]ryuaka
2005-09-25 04:19 pm UTC (link)
And wrong at the same time.
0o.
I was holding my hand over my mouth
throughout the length of this fic cause my
mommys sleeping behind me.
This was mad funny though.

This line kills me until Im dead though:
He lifted the head, placed it against his upper row of teeth, and rotated evenly. The lid popped off to reveal the steaming contents.
Bravo.
*Gives bright gold star*

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o.o
(Anonymous)
2006-07-13 05:46 pm UTC (link)
ok....that was good....but very weird...
When they had finished their feast, bellies full and souls content, Zabuza turned and looked deep into Haku's eyes. Haku hesitated, looking up; now that they'd conquered, he might not be needed as a tool any more. Carefully, he began, "Zabuza-san..."
He was interrupted by Zabuza kissing him, long and hard. It was a moment after Zabuza drew back that Haku realized Zabuza'd left his tongue behind.
"Oh huck," Zabuza said.
Haku spit the tongue out into his hand. "No, it's no difficulty, Zabuza-san," Haku said fondly, and drew out a needle. "I'll fix you right up."
0.0that was the part that got me.....

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please?
(Anonymous)
2007-05-21 01:38 am UTC (link)
I love it!

Maybe you could do one last Zombie!Zabuza/Zombie!Haku with a mpreg? <:3

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