[Bleach fic] Projection
Aiieeee, I didn't mean to do another. XD I signed off, headed into the bathroom, and, while brushing my teeth, this popped into mind.

Dammit, Chira, Bleach is *crack*. Not as much as FMA, for which I'm starting to get the shakes, but crack nevertheless.

Sort of femslashy. By 'sort of' I mean 'very'.



"Heyyy, Hime!"

Orihime jumped, squirmed, and giggled as Chizuru hugged her from behind. "Eeek, Chizuru, c'mon, don't tickle, aieee-!"

Tatsuki pulled Chizuru off her with a firm handful of hair. "Watch where you're touching Orihime! Just die!"

"I've got as much right to hang out with Hime as you do, you sweaty man-lover," Chizuru snarled.

"What?! Who's a sweaty man-lover, you whore?!"

"What?!"

They sniped a few 'what?!'s back and forth for a few minutes before Orihime, giggling nervously, waved her hands at them. ''C'mon, you two, settle down. Chizuru, Tatsuki and I were just heading back to my place to watch this martial arts anime, but you can come too, if you like."

Tatsuki grumbled.

Chizuru grinned happily at Orihime. "Ahhh, Hime, while I'd love to come with you..."

"What's with that unnecessarially long pause?!" Tatsuki demanded.

"...I was actually on my way to an appointment when I saw you. Love you, sweetie, and save your beautiful body for me, okay?"

Orihime giggled. "Okaaaaay-!"

"Orihime, no, don't agree to that," Tatsuki said in horror as Chizuru strolled off, chortling to herself.

"It's fine," Orihime said, cheerfully. "She doesn't mean it anyway."

Tatsuki gave her a dubious expression. "She sure touches you an awful lot for someone who doesn't mean it."

Orihime beamed at Tatsuki. "No, no, she just knows it gets a rise from,um."

Blinking, Tatsuki frowned at her. "A rise from-?"

Flailing, Orihime tried again. "She has a crush on, uh, one of my friends, who, uh, gets all 'cute' when OH NO!" She checked her watch. "We only have ten minutes, we have to hurry!" Arms akimbo, Orihime ran towards her house.

Tatsuki shook her head, following. Orihime could be so weird, sometimes.