well, you either a) always beat me to the punch and say it so much better, and/or b) have the pictures. :)

you should start charging me, because it's almost like buying a term paper online or using babelfish to translate something into spanish...holy jalapeno on a steek! i am a cheater! i am The Cheat! his spirit must have possessed me when i carved his likeness into the gourd! :0 (or like, weeks ago, because he knew i was going to do it...)

/end fake spooked

p.s. i had trick-or-treaters, too. ran out of candy. had to turn off all of my lights...am hiding upstairs with beer. will not be surprised if a) i go to sleep before 9:30, or b) i wake up tomorrow to a toilet-papered yard...a slew of the neighborhood special needs kids tripped on and/or fell down my front steps. :/

uh, because our pumpkin-carving skills are not that advanced. at least, mine aren't...that's just insane.

...maybe we should take a carving class before next halloween. i feel like such a hack now.

i can't see the peecture, mang.

sewiouswy. that is just crazy. until i see someone sit down and carve it in front of me, i won't believe that's a jack-o-lantern. it's just too good.