garote: Warning! The following entry contains la

Garrett (

garote) wrote,
@ 2003-11-13 12:49:00

Warning! The following entry contains language, and references to operating systems, that some readers may consider objectionable!

GODDAMN FUCKING WINDOWS

I launch VIRTUAL FUCKING PC, and five minutes into the session, DLLHOST CRASHES.
That's SIGNAL #00001 that I've just been infected with a FUCKING BLASTER VARIANT
GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING FUCK-FUCK AND THE FUCKS, PLAYING LIVE, TONIGHT, IN MY FUCKING FACE.

Breakpoint (12:18:48 PM): "Oh, I've gotten nailed by that shit a few times. I'm not even sure this machine is clean at this point. Was it the emulator or the real OS that got infected, by the way?"
Garote (12:19:28 PM): "*cough*"
Breakpoint (12:19:50 PM): "Oh, you ran this on a Mac?"
garote (12:19:58 PM): "yeh."

Now that's what I call EMULATION

it was, like, step 1:	turn on DHCP
step 2:
step 3:	INFECTED

Just installed NAV a while ago. Since DLLHOST WAS INFECTED AND DEAD, it refused to auto-update the virus definitions. So I downloaded them manually and installed them. It found the virus. DLLHOST.EXE of course. And deleted it.

NOW NOTHING WORKS.

It's a good thing I have the whole drive image backed up on DVD.
But on some level, this is really hilarious.
The OS, as it comes out of the box, the box they sell you off the shelf from Redmond, GETS CANCER the second you take it online.

<-- laughing here

CANCER!!!

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	beatings 2003-11-13 01:10 pm UTC (link)
	That. Is fucking. FUNNY. You break the shrinkwrap, and the software siphons Blaster W3Rm out of the air. (Reply to this)

	thegoodreverend 2003-11-13 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	That'll teach you to use the internet! (Reply to this)

	zeugma 2003-11-13 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, Blaster is nasty... it's the reason I decided to buy a whole new hard drive, if you remember rightly... AND it's the reason my parent's machine started misbehaving, and somehow the motherboard got fried soon after. Fortunately, we all have firewalls now. (Reply to this)

	mirabilevisu 2003-11-15 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	:: points and laughs :: iTunes rocks! so does Firbird .7! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	garote 2003-11-25 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	Agreed, and agreed! COME TO THE DARK SIDE [Waves hands gloatingly over his 17" PowerBook] (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lutin 2003-11-25 01:44 am UTC (link)
	on a completely completely not even tangentially related note: how much was the camera you+la use? and what is its style + make? (Reply to this)(Thread)

garote
2003-11-25 02:29 pm UTC (link)

Argh! My LJ notification is broken or something, 'cause I didn't see this comment until now!
poop.

The camera we user is a Minolta Dimage 7i that I bought about 1.5 years ago. It's a "prosumer" level digital camera. If you'd like to hear me extoll about digital cameras, or even borrow this one for a week, let me know. As long as it's back for Shabbos, so I can photograph the La! :)

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	lutin 2003-11-25 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	I'd like to hear you extoll digital cameras - & especially yours - if you wouldn't mind (and maybe, some tuesday, even if you would ;) ) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	SOS mirabilevisu 2003-12-17 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	hey, we're having a gi-gundous mac issue over here. how does a member of the other team call you on the phone for some desktop support? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: SOS garote 2003-12-18 01:05 am UTC (link)
	You're not running OS 9 are you? Because if you are, I'm afraid you're just fucked. >:) What's the problem? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: SOS mirabilevisu 2003-12-19 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	suck it we're running panther and thank fucking god i ticked the option to leave all messages on the server, eh? aaearhart@hotmail.com what's yours? (Reply to this)(Parent)

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