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Jack Thompson Accuses Rockstar of...Parody

Not parody!

Yes, it seems so.

The Jack Thompson media machine was working overtime yesterday, as GamePolitics and other outlets received no less than five (!) e-mails from the Miami attorney and self-described "anti-game activist."

Among the e-mails was a press release, cc'd to the IRS and FCC, in which Thompson complained that Howard David, a talk show host on WQAM in Miami, quipped that some employees were dodging taxes. But the one that made GamePolitics larf dealt with Thompson's belief that Rockstar is lampooning him on the web site for its upcoming GTA Liberty City Stories for the PSP. The game is scheduled for an October 24th release.

Thompson's complaint, issued under the heading, "Rockstar Launches Web Site for Obscene Assault on Miami Lawyer Jack Thompson," concerns a series of fictional e-mails depicted on the game's promotional site, one of which is from "JT@citizensunitednegatingtechnology.org". GP leaves it for the reader to puzzle out the acronym of JT's fictional .org domain.

"When you click on the fake e-mail, banner headlined at the tope of the home page, from "JT," the Miami, Florida (Liberty City) anti-violent video game crusader, you will find that JT (Jack Thompson) likes to surf the Internet for pictures depicting deviant sex acts by teenage girls. Additionally, there is at the site an audio ad featuring a man whose name is "Jack" who is found naked by a mother in her son's room. Bisexual pedophile Jack Thompson is the combined message."

Thompson continues:

"Take-Two/Rockstar has created and paid for an actual Internet web site at www.citizensunitednegatingtechnology.org for the purpose of furthering the notion that its most abiding and most effective critic, Jack Thompson, is himself a sexual pervert. This is the oldest dodge used by the porn industry, first used on Jack Thompson by radio pornographers whom Thompson got fined by the FCC in 1989...Jack Thompson can assure the world that the only thing to which he is "addicted" is eating entertainment industry scofflaws for breakfast - and golf."



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(Anonymous)
2005-09-14 12:15 pm UTC (link)
Quick response, busy day.

Jack has no case, as parody is allowed under the First Amendment. He has referenced Larry Flynt vs. Jerry Falwell in the past, so he should be very familiar with that case.

It's also no different than WWE pushing a group called "Right To Censor" to parody the Parents Television Council, while suing them.

Jack is just a big crybaby that eats pieces of shit for breakfast(point for the movie this references).

== BearDogg-X ==

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lol - (Anonymous), 2005-09-14 02:23 pm UTC
PTC - (Anonymous), 2005-09-14 03:21 pm UTC
Re: PTC - (Anonymous), 2005-09-15 12:58 am UTC
Re: PTC - (Anonymous), 2005-09-15 02:45 am UTC
LOL
(Anonymous)
2005-09-14 12:32 pm UTC (link)
Come on Jack, sending a complaint about the roast?! You are much tougher than this, and it is satire. I've seen/heard worse at celebrity roasts, and I have heard you say things about the video game industry and video gamers that are pretty harsh to say the least.

Some good has come from the compliant, now they know to include golf in their parodies. ;o) . . . and now for the easiest question you will ever get from someone at gamepolitics: do you consider yourself a good golfer?

-JB

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Re: LOL - [info]bm03, 2005-09-14 01:08 pm UTC
Re: LOL - (Anonymous), 2005-09-16 02:33 am UTC
HA!
(Anonymous)
2005-09-14 12:46 pm UTC (link)
I guess Laddy Jack can dish it out but he can't take it. Shows what a princess of a man he really is.

Get off yer high horse, ya Nazi!

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That is AWESOME!!!!!
[info]yukimurasanada
2005-09-14 12:59 pm UTC (link)
Now I know I have to get that game, just so I can laugh at what rockstar does best. Parody. If nothing else, it proves that jacks off his marbles, if he honestly belives he's got any case. LOL, that is to cool, WAY TO GO ROCKSTAR. Stick it to JT.

It's funny as hell to see acting like such a Wuss, he can dish out the insults, but he sure as hell can't take it. God, a panty waste like him would get the crap kicked out of him where I was born. He should be thankful he lives in florida, where he doesn't have to deal with tough Texans who don't take freedom for granted.

Thanks for posting this dennis, best laugh i've had in days.

Yukimura Sanada

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Golf?
[info]bm03
2005-09-14 01:06 pm UTC (link)
What kind of sicko plays golf?
DarkNeo: Pedophilia is like golf,
DarkNeo: you hit for the lowest you can
DarkNeo: It's all good till it gets to 18,
DarkNeo: then the fun stops.

Ah, bash.org. The modern day Chinese proverb... person.

Also- you forget the acronym for the Citizens United...'s full name, which according to the audio file is "...For Life And Public Safety".

It's simple humour, granted. But it proves Jack doesn't have a sense of it. It was only a matter of time before this happened, I posted on here a while ago that I was half expecting an appropriately-named character in Bully, didn't expect anything this quick, though.

/b

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Re: Golf? - (Anonymous), 2005-09-14 01:10 pm UTC
LOL, I can't believe this
(Anonymous)
2005-09-14 01:08 pm UTC (link)
You're a grown man! Are you realy offended by these Pixelante(TM) braindead morons?

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Re: LOL, I can't believe this - (Anonymous), 2005-09-14 01:49 pm UTC
Re: LOL, I can't believe this - [info]jabrwock, 2005-09-14 05:29 pm UTC

[info]bm03
2005-09-14 01:17 pm UTC (link)
I should also point out that the JT mail shows at least some level of disgust at the pictures he found online, rather than imply that he likes it. So the message is merely pedo-Thompson, rather than bi-pedo Thompson.

I have to wonder what his problem is with bisexuality, though. I mean, finding both women and men sexually attractive is genius- it makes everybody a potential fling, any hole a goal.

A little like a certain sport.

/b

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(no subject) - [info]jabrwock, 2005-09-14 03:21 pm UTC

[info]kaelle
2005-09-14 01:34 pm UTC (link)
Citizens United Negating Technology for Life and People's Safety.

Glad to see Rockstar isn't taking Jack seriously. :D

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-22 02:55 pm UTC
DOINK!
[info]noreallife2
2005-09-14 01:58 pm UTC (link)
Well, what'd he expect?
Kind of like me when I created an UGLY, old Sim, named him "Jack the Jerk Thompson" and uploaded him to the Sims website. Now everyone (with the game) can download Jack and create their own story, even sharing it with the world. What fun!

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Re: DOINK! - (Anonymous), 2005-09-15 01:39 am UTC
Re: DOINK! - (Anonymous), 2005-09-15 01:40 am UTC
Re: DOINK! - [info]automancer, 2005-09-18 04:28 pm UTC
Jack Thompson enjoys swinging
[info]bm03
2005-09-14 02:04 pm UTC (link)
...his golf clubs around.

Can't believe I didn't think of that one sooner.

/b

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Lmao..My roomate is gonna die on this one
[info]hilaryduffgta
2005-09-14 02:11 pm UTC (link)
Lol Its about time rockstar and take two stood up to this lunatic..Gee so it is ok for thompson to Insult threaten and try to embaress take two but if they do it its "Wrong" just Like everyone here says JackyBoy You can Dish It out But you cant take it....So hold On How do You know that the initials stand for Jack Thompson...It could just stand for Jim Talley..Or Jake Taco.....Or Jim Thompson..Ahhh I applaud rockstar for that fake website they had made..See JackyBoy it just goes to show u that take two and rockstar are very smart and have brains..Oh i thought of something else Jacky! This supposed "Mole" You have at rockstar..Did u ever think that maybe he is playing You like a flute and saying all these things cause he knows You will mention them and In Turn Give take two the biggest marketing advertisement they could ever get.So Jacky Will You Be Protesting This game two.Seeing as i really doubt Children own a 250 dollar piece of electronic.Ahhh JackyBoy Go home and cry to your mommy that they are being Poppy Heads....

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[info]uglyface2
2005-09-14 02:25 pm UTC (link)
Heh heh... not much a public figure can do about being parodied. Editorial cartoonists do it all the time.

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LMAO!
(Anonymous)
2005-09-14 02:59 pm UTC (link)
Oh my, I figured he wouldn't find it funny, but, wow. What on earth does the IRS have to do with anything? Or the FCC?


And what were the other four e-mails about, by the way? :?

-illy

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Re: LMAO! - (Anonymous), 2005-09-14 03:36 pm UTC
Re: LMAO! - [info]jabrwock, 2005-09-14 04:03 pm UTC
Re: LMAO! - [info]jabrwock, 2005-09-14 04:11 pm UTC
Re: LMAO! - [info]horrorkid64, 2005-09-14 04:56 pm UTC
Re: LMAO! - [info]jabrwock, 2005-09-14 05:25 pm UTC
Re: LMAO! - [info]bm03, 2005-09-14 03:45 pm UTC
Hey jack
[info]joshdavis271
2005-09-14 04:16 pm UTC (link)
The site rock star has, it is a parody, it is not saying that you are a pedophile, it is saying that you hate the internet and think it is disgusting, you have no case being as it is a parody. just because you are a lawyer which work with politicians does not give you the right to try and take this down, if I were you , I would be worring about more pressing issues like world hunger, belive, me this site is the last thing you should worry about.

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Re: Hey jack - [info]gamepolitics, 2005-09-14 04:30 pm UTC
Re: Hey jack - [info]jabrwock, 2005-09-14 04:37 pm UTC

[info]toshirotzu
2005-09-14 04:29 pm UTC (link)
"Kill the mouse! Remove it's balls!" is just classic.

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Two plus two equals four.
(Anonymous)
2005-09-14 06:11 pm UTC (link)
From http://www.rockstargames.com/libertycitystories/gta_lcs.html

“Only last week, I was using the internet to look up some information for my 15 year old niece, who is a keen water skier and state wide sailor. Trust me when I say this - searching under the subject matter "Teenage girls water sports" is not for the faint hearted.”

Excerpt from the excerpt of Thompson’s email as provided by http://www.gamepolitics.com/

"When you click on the fake e-mail… you will find that JT (Jack Thompson) likes to surf the Internet for pictures depicting deviant sex acts by teenage girls."

I’m afraid this calls Thompson’s reading comprehension skills into question.


Andrew Eisen


P.S. – Citizens United Negating Technology. Fun acronym, no?

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Re: Two plus two equals four. - [info]jabrwock, 2005-09-14 06:15 pm UTC
Re: Two plus two equals four. - (Anonymous), 2005-09-14 06:18 pm UTC
This is gold. - [info]quartermaine, 2005-09-14 06:40 pm UTC
Re: This is gold. - (Anonymous), 2005-09-14 09:01 pm UTC
Re: This is gold. - (Anonymous), 2005-09-18 02:31 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-09-14 07:00 pm UTC (link)
and jack wonders why nobody takes him seriously. what a douche.

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Did Jacko run away?
[info]quartermaine
2005-09-14 07:29 pm UTC (link)
And is he ever coming back? :(


Seriously, I miss his posts.

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Re: Did Jacko run away? - [info]jabrwock, 2005-09-14 08:04 pm UTC
Re: Did Jacko run away? - [info]mrfalcon, 2005-09-14 10:31 pm UTC
Re: Did Jacko run away? - [info]jabrwock, 2005-09-14 11:06 pm UTC
Re: Did Jacko run away? - (Anonymous), 2005-09-14 11:33 pm UTC
Re: Did Jacko run away? - (Anonymous), 2005-09-14 11:35 pm UTC
Re: Did Jacko run away? - (Anonymous), 2005-09-15 01:46 am UTC
In conclusion
[info]aresef
2005-09-14 08:42 pm UTC (link)
Jack Thompson likening Lowenstein to Goebbels: Good.

Rockstar launching back at the absolutely ridiculous claims against games in general: Baaaad.

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Re: In conclusion - [info]jabrwock, 2005-09-14 09:23 pm UTC
It's actually more in that acronym...
(Anonymous)
2005-09-14 09:18 pm UTC (link)
C.itizens U.nited N.egating T.echnology F.or L.ife A.nd P.eople's S.afety.

MMMMMMonster PWN D:

-Anonymous-

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HEY, Dennis!!!
[info]noreallife2
2005-09-14 11:08 pm UTC (link)
You and this article were just on G4TV "Attack of the Show."

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Re: HEY, Dennis!!! - [info]gamepolitics, 2005-09-14 11:53 pm UTC
Re: HEY, Dennis!!! - (Anonymous), 2005-09-15 12:07 am UTC
Re: HEY, Dennis!!! - [info]gamepolitics, 2005-09-15 12:25 am UTC
Re: HEY, Dennis!!! - (Anonymous), 2005-09-15 12:28 am UTC
Re: HEY, Dennis!!! - [info]gamepolitics, 2005-09-15 12:31 am UTC
Re: HEY, Dennis!!! - (Anonymous), 2005-09-15 01:48 am UTC
Re: HEY, Dennis!!! - (Anonymous), 2005-09-15 03:30 pm UTC
Wow, me and a Vibrator on the same show... - [info]gamepolitics, 2005-09-15 03:45 pm UTC
Re: Wow, me and a Vibrator on the same show... - [info]noreallife2, 2005-09-15 09:45 pm UTC
Jacky Boy
[info]sothasil
2005-09-15 05:29 am UTC (link)
I knew Jacky Boy was going to complain. Isn't there a character in the game modeled after him? He's going to complain about that too. Problem for him is, no one gives a shit.

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-15 07:53 am UTC (link)
What's next, will Jack Thompson accuse Rockstar of stating that Jack Thompson often refers to himself in the third person?

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-15 08:10 am UTC (link)
Heres his e-mail. Tell him how u feel everyone.

jackpeace@comcast.net

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email - (Anonymous), 2005-09-15 08:32 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-09-15 08:45 am UTC (link)
Baahahaha...

Jack, you lose.

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