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"I Promise You -- The Dawn Is Coming!" [15 Jul 2008|12:31am] [ mood | listless ] [ music | Metric | Combat Baby ] For the first time since California was punished with divine fire for letting Sulu get married [SARCASM], the smoke has cleared enough so the stars are visible again. Proof that it can't rain ash everyday.* *results may vary within the environs of Silent Hill. You either die a hero, or live long enough to see fuseji become the villain. 11 players| Insert Coin

I Turned 26 For This? [24 Jun 2008|04:17pm] [ mood | bitchy ] [ music | streaming Middleman episodes ] Oh, fuck you. Brought to you by the bitter taste in fuseji's mouth. 15 players| Insert Coin

Writer's Block: The Eternal Nocturnal Struggle [13 Jun 2008|07:48am] [ music | System of a Down , Wu-Tang Clan | Shame On A N***a ] Vampires or werewolves? View other answers Neither. Zombies generate more reliably entertaining fiction. fuseji is still bitter over Underworld. 3 players| Insert Coin

The Incredible Funk (Purple Pimp Pants Remix). [13 Jun 2008|04:11am] [ mood | exhausted ] [ music | MC Frontalot | A Very Unlikely Occurance ] NO SPOILERS HERE... ( ...just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. ) You won't like fuseji when he's...hungry. 7 players| Insert Coin

AND I THINK EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE ALRIGHT NO MATTER WHAT WE DO TO-NIIIGHT [04 Jun 2008|12:44am] [ mood | tired ] [ music | the insistent murmuring of a guilty concience. ] Where do I go from here? fuseji is stealing lines from MC Paul Barman acting imperfectly instead of perfectly inactive. 5 players| Insert Coin

Pure White Lover Bizarre Jelly. [25 May 2008|10:49am] [ mood | nerdy ] [ music | No More Heroes OST ] Travis Touchdown is the new Earthworm Jim and No More Heroes is the Dead Leaves of video games. Which means I love it so fucking much I'm biting madamluna's model to list my favorite boss assassins (in order from least to greatest). There are spoilers beyond this point if you ever plan on caring about the game but I've tried to make them light and ambiguous; so you won't get it until you look back after playing and are like OH THAT'S WHAT HE MEANT; 'STARS ABOVE' (1:25), etc. ( Used the bathroom first? Popped a breathmint? ) Trust your fuseji, and head for the Garden of Madness. 2 players| Insert Coin

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA [16 May 2008|05:47pm] [ mood | amused ] [ music | Aesop Rock | None Shall Pass ] ...you will be receiving a package soon. Inside, you will find what remaining memorabilia I've saved from my childhood. Because you (and almost every other studio, of course) have taught me nothing can or should be cherished, they are now your property, royalty-free. I trust you'll know what to do with them: give them to someone who will mercilessly destroy them. Maybe a pack of wild dogs? A wood chipper? The voice of Mike Myers? Whatever. It's up to you now. I only ask that you not remind me of them with talking CGI reproductions or too many unnecessary sequels to my blankie. - I Watch Stuff I was talking children's cartoons with a coworker (have I mentioned I love the people at my job?) and jokingly brought up the Smurfs as Communists metaphor told to me by dysted_zoro. For those who haven't heard, think about it... ...village of identical workers. ...Guy in red with a beard (Papa Smurf) who is the sole unquestionable authority. ...Subservient female (Smurfette) who stays at home and takes care of the baby. ...Smart guy who reads a lot and thinks for himself (Brainy Smurf) is portrayed as a boob. ...Evil white capitalist (Gargamel) trying to ruin the Smurfs' society and turn them into gold. ...All troubles in the show begin when something unusual disrupts the daily pattern of life in the village. "That's nothing," says Coworker. "Have you heard about Spongebob?" I had not! So he began... ( IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHIN' YE WISH... ) THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A fuseji 8 players| Insert Coin

HOWDIGETBURN'D [11 Apr 2008|07:43pm] [ mood | drunk ] [ music | Queens of the Stone Age | 3's & 7's ] An actual, unedited e-mail that I received yesterday afternoon: TITLE: Mother's Day is soon approaching - Do not forget BODY: You forgot last year. You are forgiven. Just beware. Love Mom A horse's head in my bed with bows in its mane. No one threatens quite like family. fuseji swears fealty. 18 players| Insert Coin

JACKIE BIRTHDAY, HAPPY CHAN [07 Apr 2008|01:44am] [ mood | hopeful ] [ music | ASH | KUNG FU ] Kung Fu do what you do to me I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy full on I moved to Hong Kong with Bruce Lee's brother and Johnny Wong oh I think it's strange he's friends with Fu Manchu and he thinks he knows you uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh oh Daniel-san made in Taiwan come on Jackie Chan uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh last night Jackie Chan came around I played pool with him and we hung out Mr. Miyagi and the X-Men called in for a while as well I think it's strange he's friends with Fu Manchu and he thinks he knows you uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh oh Daniel-san made in Taiwan come on Jackie Chan uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh Kung Fu do what you do to me I can't live without my Kung Fu movies Shanghai Killers and Deadly Road my life was ruined when the Green Dragon closed I think it's strange he's friends with Fu Manchu and he thinks he knows you uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh oh Daniel-san made in Taiwan come on Jackie Chan uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh I think it's strange he's friends with Fu Manchu AND HE'S IN ♥ WITH YOU uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh oh Daniel-san made in Taiwan come on Jackie Chan uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh fuseji respects his elders.

Know Better. [16 Feb 2008|09:43am] [ mood | annoyed ] [ music | still The Dears. ] The week of Valentine's Day I talked one of my friends out of dating another one of my friends. It's okay -- all parties involved are still cool with one another (I hope), but I did the right thing. And that's what I can't seem to deal with. ( We've Got The Same ♥  ) My fuseji Valentine. 14 players| Insert Coin

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