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Helvetica 'Foofers' Bold - Hey Tessa, Check This Shit Out!

Nov. 8th, 2004

10:16 pm - Hey Tessa, Check This Shit Out!

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Remember after we made cookies there was leftover canned pumpkin that you were gonna take home? Well, you forgot it here. I was gonna bring it up sooner in case you wanted to come pick it up, but then remembered something about the cookies and what might have gone wrong: after my mom would make them, she’d store them in this metal tin…and for some reason, after two or three days, they were a whole lot moister and yummier, and the frosting wasn’t as crunchy. So I hope you won’t be hurt that I wanted to do a science experiment and try again, and used up the remainder of the pumkin in the process. This time I’ll seal them up in Tupperware and stash them aside ’til Coffee Night, and we can see if the aging improves their flavor.

They came out very fluffy this time, maybe even moreso than the first batch. Thank you for the ninja cookie mixing tips!

Oh, and I used a squeeze bag this time. Aren’t they adorable?

Current Mood: [mood icon] hungry
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From:[info]missmonstermel
Date:November 8th, 2004 10:40 pm (UTC)
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Ohhhhohohohooo!
Those aren't cookies you aren't fooling anyone!!
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From:[info]foofers
Date:November 9th, 2004 12:44 am (UTC)

Busted!

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Yes, it's true...I trained the cat to take sixteen perfectly spaced and sized dumps on a cookie sheet.

The observant will notice that, working forward, she switched from the North American to Australian technique; the former traditionally coil clockwise, the latter counterclockwise. A couple of unbiased equatorial cat doodies can be seen in the back row.
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From:[info]grevydude
Date:November 8th, 2004 10:51 pm (UTC)
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You should go down the street on xmass and put one on every porch of every house on your block. Ok, a whole dozen perhaps for the grease monkey house with the 20 cars in the driveway.
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From:[info]raptonx
Date:November 8th, 2004 11:03 pm (UTC)
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*ROFLMTO*


teh funneh
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From:[info]griffinwolf
Date:November 9th, 2004 12:03 am (UTC)
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Ah Yes, baking accessories brought to you by Colon (tm) baking products!

You haven't tasted cooking this fine until it's come from Colon.
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From:[info]diadexxus
Date:November 9th, 2004 12:17 am (UTC)
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OMg that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WRONG!!!!
And tasty?

-J
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From:[info]foofers
Date:November 9th, 2004 01:00 am (UTC)
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Naw! Wrong would be buying a clean, new litter box from the pet store, filling the bottom with a bedding of Grape Nuts, and serving those same cookies to party guests from such a tray.

"Tasty" remains to be seen. Both Tessa and Justin seemed to approve of the last batch, but maybe were just being polite. The cookie part itself is pretty subtle, almost bland...but the frosting, being pure sugar and lard, makes it all worthwhile.
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From:[info]xodiac
Date:November 9th, 2004 07:25 am (UTC)
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Don't forget the tootsie rolls in that snack! And some apple juice, maybe, to wash it all down?
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From:[info]pyrzqxgl
Date:November 9th, 2004 07:49 am (UTC)
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I know some people who have a party with stuff like that every year.
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From:[info]diadexxus
Date:November 9th, 2004 10:53 am (UTC)
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I think we found something to do for NEXT years Halloween party!!!

-J
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From:[info]draphilius
Date:November 9th, 2004 03:27 am (UTC)

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Ooooh, NICE! Did you make those yourself???
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From:[info]normanrafferty
Date:November 9th, 2004 04:53 am (UTC)
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It is the tentacle rape of cookies! -.o
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From:chrissawyer
Date:November 9th, 2004 05:41 am (UTC)
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You could put them on neighbor's yards for them to enjoy too! :)
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From:[info]mythos_amante
Date:November 9th, 2004 08:15 am (UTC)

Pumpkin Poop!

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Hah hah hah hah hah! That's hilarious! Hurrah for fluffy pumpkin poop cookies! Now I'm glad I forgot your pumpkin!

I can't wait to try one! I had some of the ones I took home yesterday, sans frosting, but enough had soaked in to the cookie to give me a buzz. For me, I think the frosting was just too thick to compliment the delicate pumpkin flavoure of the cookie. Plus it gave me the sugar rush that beat all sugar rushes!

You are becoming master baker!

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From:[info]cuprohastes
Date:November 9th, 2004 08:41 am (UTC)
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Mew Pumpkinpoos™ cookies - They're the real shit!
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From:[info]tombfyre
Date:November 9th, 2004 09:35 am (UTC)
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You good sir, are hiliarious. ^^ Huzzah for poop cookies. Is there any corn in em? :)
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From:[info]porsupah
Date:November 9th, 2004 09:48 am (UTC)
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Rarely has a more appropriate target for chocolate dipping been found.
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From:[info]krag_carbine
Date:November 9th, 2004 03:35 pm (UTC)
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That is just fucking WRONG!!!! Pumpkin poop Cookies!


Hey kids? Who wants Pumpkin poop cookies?!


Mmmmms...has that sorta nutty flavor.
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