| "It's great to see a girl working at a pizza PLACE- without a pizza FACE!" (shit-eating grin&points) |
[May. 24th, 2005|12:52 am] |
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| | TEKKEN 5 IS MY HOUSE, BITCHES | ] |
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| | That absurdly shitty Rumble Roses muzak | ] |
![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) superty and williameva swung by my pad for some old-fashioned extensive fighting marathons. SUPER was in town for E3, and it's his SIXTH(!). The opportunity was potently seized to get our collective HerV on before he returned to Missoula. As it turns out the two of them really came to take advantage of my Action Replay, cheap bastards.
SUPER & DYLE
DYLE during the casuals
After watching a good chunk of DYLE's Japanese 3S tutorial disc, we dove headfirst into Third Strike, followed by SF Anniversary and Tekken 5. 3-Man Tournament results are as follows:
WEST COAST THIRD STRIKE HERV REGIONALS:
Elimination (bold=winner) - Best 2 out of 3
DYLE (Necro/Q) vs SUPER (Q/Q)
Esco (Elena/Hugo) vs SUPER (Q/Q)
DYLE (Sean/Akuma/Oro) vs Esco (Elena/Hugo/Akuma)
Finals - Best 3 out of 5
DYLE (Alex/Alex/Ryu/Remy/Ryu) vs SUPER (Ryu/Q/Q/Hugo/Q)
Highlights: DYLE implementing the infamous HerV SF3 "Fireball Trap"
SUPER: "Oh Geez." (x 50)
DYLE: "Why aren't you DEAD right now? This is BULLSHIT."
Esco: "GIVE ME A HUG!"
WEST COAST SUPER TURBO HERV REGIONALS:
Elimination
DYLE (DeeJay/Chun Li/Guile) vs SUPER (Ryu/Guile/Ryu)
Esco (Zangief/Zangief/Sagat) vs SUPER (Ken/Guile/Guile)
DYLE (Blanka/Dee Jay/Honda) vs Esco (Zangief/Zangief/Zangief)
Finals
DYLE (Chun Li/Ken/Chun Li/Sagat/Blanka) vs SUPER (Chun Li/Guile/Ryu/Guile/Guile)
Highlights: DYLE eating a Final Atomic Buster from Esco during the casuals and losing his manhood.
2ND WEST COAST TEKKEN 5 HERV REGIONALS:
Elimination
Esco (Bruce/Eddy/Eddy) vs SUPER (Lee/Lee/Lee)
DYLE (Nina/Nina) vs SUPER (Lee/Lee)
Finals
DYLE (Anna/Nina/Nina) vs Esco (Eddy/Eddy/Eddy)
DYLE: "Oh you FUCKER! You can't even let me get ONE! ONE!!"
SUPER gave a hearty go at the Japanese cooking game, but DYLE was too disgusted & outraged by its sheer ridiculousness to give it a whirl. That was followed by SUPER repeatedly beating the ever-loving snot out of me at KOF 2002. We then gave a brave attempt at Capcom Fighting Jam which is probably one of the worst fighting games we've ever played. We couldn't even FORCE ourselves to have fun with it. The game is so shitty that every single character on the roster became undesirable after a handful of matches.
This game SUCKS.
After a great deal of outrage we ordered pizza as DYLE and SUPER peer-pressured me into inputting codes to unlock the Rumble Roses gallery modes and all characters in exhbition. But I got my revenge for that labor later on:
DYLE inhaling a slice as SUPER becomes captivated/mildly aroused by the spectacle of a virile black man tongue-raping a bread and cheese confection.
After the Action Replay did its magic, we reveled in the game's buxom majesty for a bit. Quoth SUPER during play: "Now that's some monstrous ass" and "It's VAGINA TIME." Context has been withheld for legal reasons. SUPER also took us on a hilarious journey down Rumble Roses' Story Mode with Bloody Shadow before we eventually called it quits. Clocked in about 7 hours of gaming, much shit was talked, and a GRAND TIME was HAD BY ALL.
And because it has become a newfound tradition, may I present:
SUPER'S GAME FACE
The previous West Coast HerV Meet-Up (and 1st T5 Regionals) is documented here. |
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One day, I'm going to have to learn how to tongue-rape a slice of pizza.
"Highlights: SUPER implementing the infamous HerV SF3 'Fireball Trap'"
LMAO. You have the bestest long posts ever. The experience sounds fun. For some reason I thought SUPER was black and not a TODE-a-like. XD Must be the comedy overload he brings to HerV!
SUPER didn't do the fireball trap, I did.
Cuz, you know... Q doesn't have fireballs.
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my bad. thought it was the first Alex/Ryu in the finals.
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As if I could ever be pinned down by fireballs in 3rd Strike :)
Nice job with the Hot Hot arm flex in your "casual" photo.
DYLE would do a celebratory "kissing his guns" after every win.
or did I just make that up? YOU BE THE JUDGE.
Do all white people look the same to you?!
Actually, S-U-P-E-R does look like me back when I was a little heavier...
AAAAAAAAAH I wanna visit you again :(
Well I have those kind of sometimes on the weekends,when I get to do another one,I'll post the pics ^^ but anyway I would love to go there someday! | |
