If you friend me, I will probably friend you back. If you defriend me, I probably won't ever get around to defriending you. If you want me to defriend you, drop me a note and I will. Otherwise, I make no guarantees. But I don't mind if you defriend me. Go for it. My feelings aren't going to be hurt. I know internets is serious business, but I think I'll live.

Once you're on my f-list, you're usually there to stay. Every so often I'll do a random cleaning of journals I don't usually read, but it's not really something anyone needs to worry about, especially if you have me friended, since I'm loath to defriend people on my friends-of list.

If you are a dick to me, yeah, you're probably going to be defriended. If you are stalking me, you'll probably be banned as well. Not that I think anyone is, I'm just saying.

If I know you IRL, lemme know. I have a special filter for IRL friends that I use for certain posts. I almost never use it, but, you know...

And yeah. If you're on my f-list, it's because I LIKE YOU. If I didn't I wouldn't bother having you there. Just because I don't comment doesn't mean I'm not reading. I usually don't have time to think of something omgcool to comment with (my f-list is pretty large, and then you have comms to take into consideration, doncha know), so I avoid commenting when I'm low on time to keep myself from looking like a complete twat. I'M READING. I PROMISE. PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO PROVE THAT BY DEMANDING THAT I COMMENT. I'M THERE.

And, um...yeah. Never had to do this before. Fun.