The Top 15 Reasons to Date a Dancer...
1. We can bend in ways you couldn't imagine.
2. We can shake it like no other.
3. Being close to naked is normal.
4. It takes a second to get into a good rhythm.
5. We are perfectionists: we'll keep going until we hit it.
6. We have the stamina to work it for hours and never get tired.
7. You never have to get jealous; most of the guys are gay.
8. Spandex is everyday clothing.
9. We like to watch and follow along.
10. We like to be in the spotlight.
11. We enjoy performing for audiences.
12. We like getting good work outs.
13. We start with a warm-up and then get more intense.
14. We only take a few minutes to reach the climax of our performance.
15. We take intermissions and then do it all again.