"best friend"?
BEST FRIEND?
you haven't even really talked to me since you moved. you don't try to keep contact.
you fucking never call me, and i'm you're fucking last resort friend.
you come to me when no one else is around.
you never keep our promises or plans,
even after "i'm changing! i'm sorry!"
blah blah fucking BLAH.
this isn't the first time you've said it, sweetheart.
but you know what?
FUCK YOU.
i don't need your shit!
what the fuck have you done for me, really?
i fucking offered to keep your 18-year-old, dumbass ex-boyfriend in my house
for a few weeks! THE BOYFRIEND I COULDN'T FUCKING STAND.
(even if he does look a tad bit like die...)
but you know what?
whatever.
give me a call when you decide to be a real friend.