What a great lil' afternoon.
Drove into Philly and met up with vampirepig13
and went to the Mutter Museum.
I coulda spent the whole day in there just looking at the pickled punks
and wax models of eye diseases.
Oddly the cross sections of heads made me crave head cheese or a tongue sandwich.
We also learned that syphilis will fuck you up baaaaaaaaaaaaaad
and if you had a prolapsed uterus pre-1900's the medical options were pretty gnarley.

Now the next museum day trip is gonna have to be
to the Frazetta Museum.
Ooh, I gots goose pimples just thinkin' about that one.

alternate color version of the new cybergoth shirt I did fordevolutionmag
As always I love doin' these kinda girlies


You'll be able to get it at
Devolution Magazine
I've also spent the weekend updating my website, so if you wanna see some new stuff
check it out.

This was originally started for some cd art that got scrapped
I really liked the concept and decided to finish it for myself
She's my post apocalyptic Joan of arc.

What a helluva week.
It can be summed up by ...
Great Friends, Asbury Park Guinness Oyster Fest, Blueberry Ice Cream, Frederick Maryland, Tequila, Great Friends,
Inebriated Sniffing and Boobie Inspecting, Pulled Pork, Making New Friends, The Fair and Birthing Tents,
Sheep With GIGANTIC HUMONGOUS BALLS
Fried Pickles, Fried Oreos, Fried Cheese, Fried Apple Dumplings, Fried Foot Long Corn Dogs,
Tequila, Demolition Derby (FUCK YEAH), Roachclips with Feathers as Fashion Accessories,
Seeing a Mulawk (I didn't think it was possible but you can combine a mullet with a mohawk)
Wrasslin' With Pit Bulls, Great Friends, NYC, Chinatown,
Urban Vinyl Toys, Great Old Friends, Black Sesame Ice Cream, Skulls and Freeze Dried Cats, Re-Finding Awesome Lotus and Black Bean Mooncakes,
and the topper...enjoying a hot bowl of daikon, tripe and duck feet.
Ah, life is good

New Mellick book cover
I think this is the 8th one so far.
Definitely my fave.

 Looking forward to a lil' Hannah action today
We haven't had a good rainy day in months.

 the bestest show ever
must see again
so amped
wow
!

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RIGHT NOW!

LIGHTS IN THE SKY
I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT!

OMG
I MUST GET THIS VIDEO!


It looks like you could really injure yourself doing these exercises...
and watching them.

I can't wait for tonight. Just downloaded a torrent 
with every episode of To Catch a Predator
and we have a fresh bag of Andy Capp's Hot Fries.
We're gonna be living large.





It's pedotastically delicious!

Today's work is fueled by...

what's yours?

Just got the newest issue of Clinic Magazine
that I'm featured in.
If you're in or around the Netherlands make sure
to pick up a copy. It's slick as all hell and free.



Also thought I would share my newest work in progress
It's gonna be part of sumptin really major.
Don't wanna jinx it but it's gonna be
super mega awesome wicked bitchin' rad.

Alright I've been hearing about bacon infused vodka.
I've bought the ingredients.


It's all fried and I've got it soaking in the Stoli



Check back  in 2-3 weeks
for the final steps.
Hopefully it won't taste like this...

We had a crazy cool day yesterday.
We met up with paganvamp82 , vampirepig13 and her parents and bro
for a beautiful day at Ocean Grove.
Large amounts of ice cream were enjoyed

We also got to see how the restoration was going in Asbury Park
The old carousel and casino are coming along nicely

But perhaps one of the great discoveries
was the most awesome christmas ornament we've ever seen.
A gay merman cowboy called Clint!
I can tell we're gonna have to get more.
I've got my eye on the leather merman with the cosmo too.

oh yeah...I also shaved my head.
I look like a psycho convict now.

Who woulda thought that wacky canuck
was originally a disco guy
who just wanted you to let him take you dancing.

Weirdest thing is, this is the first song
of his that I can actually tolerate
if not enjoy even.

You do not scratch balls
You pinch and roll

Knowing is half the battle

May 20th Release!
Totally New Wave!

Well, I was totally not expecting it
but I'm in the newest issue of Tabu.
Yippeee!
I thought it was a possibility but I didn't know it would be so soon.
It's stuff like this that gives me a swift kick in the ass to keep producing.

How did I not know that Takashi Murakami's
retrospective opened at the Brooklyn Museum
last weekend!?!
I was distraught when I missed it at the MOCA in LA.
I MUST get there right away!
gasp!
Gasp!




on a sadder note, today is the 10 year anniversary of Wendy O Williams' death:(
I'm sure she's smashin' tvs and blowin' up cars with St Peter.