Friends LiveJournal for Jade.
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| Saturday, July 26th, 2008 |
| Sunday, July 27th, 2008 |
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Short shaggy-haired guy: Hahaha, I know, right? (pause) Wait, I don't get it. |
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| Saturday, July 26th, 2008 |
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Black girl #1: Can I feel the inside of your ear? |
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Teen kid #1: Yo white people have too much free time to do stupid shit. |
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1. I love how I attribute all the awesome things that people write David as saying in fanfic to David. For example, I read this: "Cook, I think you can get a car if you want!" David said. "Maybe not as awesome a car, though," he added, after a moment. and my thought was "JEEZ I LOVE THIS KID. HE IS SO AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS." and he DID NOT ACTUALLY SAY THAT. Ah well. 2. I don't understand why my sound system on my computer makes all the songs sound like they are underwater. Is there a way to fix this? I am pretty sure it is a balance issue, but I cannot find how to fix it :C 3. More cat pictures! Now that I am nice and sober and able to pick non-sideways ones: ( Clarkie ) |
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Girl: Whoa! That dog is huge! |
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Man: That's a very cute dog! |
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College girl #1: So I think I'll just get the whole thing waxed, so that the next time I go, it just won't hurt that much. |
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Guy: I like it when people copulate onstage. |
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This morning--- Mom: Jamie? I want to show you my secret pocket! And then she lifted up her shirt to show her tummy and these two little pouches on either side of it carrying our passports and our Kylie MInogue tickets. LMAO! I'm really excited for this vacation. I'll be in Paris and then London until August 5th. Peace! |
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(cop pulls a drunk hipster chick in faux fur off the train for littering) |
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Girl: I think there's a pretty good seafood restaurant around here. What kind of fish do you like? |
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Hipster passing large, bald man blocking doorway: Excuse me. |
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Girl #1 (in bodega): Oooh, can I have a little taste of that? |
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I watched Psych first tonight, which was a Very Good Move. All I have to say about it is XD! ( Doctor Who: The Stolen Earth ) ( SGA: Broken Ties ) |
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Female African American police officer: Don't you remember I was the one who kicked you out of Yankee stadium? |
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| Friday, July 25th, 2008 |
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Happy Birthday, megd! TV in the next post. |
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| Saturday, July 26th, 2008 |
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THIS would be my new phone. The LG Dare (aka, Verizon's version of the iPhone). I absolutely love it. The touch screen does have a learning curve and it would be extremely nice if Erie actually had the nice EVDO towers, but we don't. However, we're supposed to be getting Rev-A soon, but who knows when that'll end up being. But my phone is cute and I am a happy Lia. I am also a happy Lia because I... have a date. Yes, a date. The guy we talk to up at Verizon is an old friend of ours and we know him from the days when he worked at Circuit City (aka, I've known him since I was 17 or 18). I've also known that he's fancied me since then. He, tonight, after asking my parents permission, asked me out to dinner. Don't know when we're going yet, but I was asked out. THe thing is... he's 38. I'm 24. The shocker!? My parents have NO issue with this. For as protective as they are? There is -NO- issue with them about the age gap. I was utterly shocked. It's... been a good night. |
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(man and woman chatting, he has a slight pot belly) |
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| Friday, July 25th, 2008 |
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Middle-aged woman on her cell: Where are you? Don't get the pizza, it's too many calories. Just get a salad or something. Well, I only say that because I had a nightmare last night where you got big. It was awful. Oh, honey, come on I love you, stop. |
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tired.![[info]](http://stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small}
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sleepy.
bouncy.