As discussed in the Dallas Voice editorial:

The easiest way to find out if you need an extra large condom is to slide an empty toilet paper roll tube over your erection. If it slides down to the base it means you’re average-sized and you don’t need an extra-large condom.

If it doesn’t slide down to the base, it means you qualify for an extra-large condom and a free unlisted number from the phone company to protect you from everyone who wants you.

hese are supposedly 25 actually 26 questions that no one would ever think to ask. Answer them, then REPOST the bulletin:

1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at? The fact I need to get my haircut and highlights

2. How much cash do you have on you? $50

3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST": Pest

4. Favorite planet? Saturn

5. Who is the 4th call on your missed call list? Jessica

6. What is your main ring tone on your phone? Sex & The City Theme Song

7. What shirt are you wearing? Hollister

8. Do you "label" yourself? No, not really.

9. Name the brand of shoes you are wearing right now? No shoes on

10. Bright or Dark Room? Dark

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before yoU? James is a cutie :)

12. Ever "spilled the beans"? Oh boi, did I

13. What were you doing at midnight last night? Watching TV

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say? Play Mega Millions tonight...from Shane

15. Do you ever click on "Pop Ups" or Banners? Sometimes

16. What's a saying that you say a lot? Till the Kingdom Comes

17. Who told you they loved you last? Shane

18. Last furry thing you touched? Sebastian and Jasmine (my dogs)

19. How many drugs have you done in last 3 days? 0

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? 3, I think

21. Favorite age you have been so far? 21

22. Best bday party: 25th, It was awesome.

23. Your worst enemy? Stupid people and slow drivers

24. What is on ur desktop right now? Nick Auger Desktop from http://guyguide.blogspot.com

25. What was the last thing you said to someone? Shane, can you please give a dogs a bath.

26. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a major regret what would it be? It would have to be major regret

Courtesy of my friend Andy

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Take the quiz: "Your Bedtime Body Language (PICS)(Guys Only)"

On Your Side
You are probably mild-mannered and rational. Since this semifetal sleeper takes up a minimal amount of space, he tends to be a giving lover. Also, he's way too sensible to play -- or stand for -- mind games.

Take the quiz: "Which GUY would you date? (((PiCTURES)))"

David Beckham
You like 'Pretty Boys' with nice legs!

Take the quiz: "Which Spice Girl Are You?"

Posh spice (Victoria)
You my friend are most like posh spice. youre sophisticated, fun loving, and a really nice person (deapite what people may think). you love to hang out and have fun and you always look good. some people think youre just a rich snob, but youre actually a nice, fun person!

A lot of people don't believe this but I have gotten a new job and leaving Dallas Desk. A lot of people were shocked that I made this career move. Its been in a a making for a while now and I have tried to get a raise at Dallas Desk but there was not budging about it. The new company I will be workign for is called Software Spectrum. It has great benefits and it will pay more. Plus its closer to both home and school. I think its a good change. I am nervous about it a little but it will be great. Anyways I am watch tv now. Good night.

Today as another relaxing day. My friend Adam IMed me and told me that there was an article about my in Dallas Mornign news Metro section. It was about OUT co-sponsoring a non-descimination policy with another student organization SGA at CCCCD. It was an interesting article. I spent most of the day organizing my desk, since its been a while since last organization. After spending couple of hours doing that I got ready to go to OUT movie night. It was hosted graciously by my friend Brian at his house in Plano. We had a great turn out and everyone voted to watch Latter Days. We watched it and then socialized for a bit before we all headed home. It was great to see some of the OUT members that don't make it to the meetings a lot of times. It was overall a great evening. I found out that after a week of e-mailing back and forth with Denton animal shelter I was placed on B waiting list to adopt this cute dog that I found. I was dissapointed but I stil have hope that I will get to adopt Winston :). We shall see. I wil keep you updated. Good night for now.

Friend of mine sent me this....I though to share...

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonaid...than go find the guy that life gave Vodka and have a party!"