| Date: | 2008-12-31 15:08 |
| Subject: | Welcome |
| Security: | Public |
Welcome to the Head of DrJon's Blogtopus Empire!
Amongst many other things, DrJon writes haiku and senryu in his poetry blog ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) gaijin_haijin and is a prolific linkblogger and occasional social commentor at linkfrenzy.
As His Wholiness the Fairly Rev.DrJon, he is a prominent Discordian, is the creator of the Discordian Wholey Book, the Apocrypha Discordia, discovered and made available the actual legendary lost 1st Edition of the Principia Discordia, and maintains the Semi-Official Quasi-Clandestine Bavarian Illuminati/Discordian Archives.
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| Date: | 2008-05-23 01:11 |
| Subject: | IMing... |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: | Go to bed, spotty! >yaaaawn |
Ellis: my aunt is so cute.
i told her someone once called me a 2 bit whore
DrJon: ???
Ellis: and she said: is that something to do with cybering?
DrJon: o_O
BWAHAHAHA!!!
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| Date: | 2008-05-22 21:39 |
| Subject: | They love that 'Downfall' clip... |
| Security: | Public |
Hitler Is A Meme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6CsG4pPCMA
and Hitler's Birthday Present...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r9dzc0duUw
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| Date: | 2008-05-22 21:22 |
| Subject: | It's Thotos Thursday! |
| Security: | Public |
Some people are very unkind about Crocs™...
And this picture is too cool for words...
Look out behind you!
Achtung the Tortoise!
This reminds me of me Maam, who often use to forget her Cat was sleeping across her shoulders...
I stared at this photo for ages, but didn't get it. Can you?
I <3 Nemi!
QotD: When we find ourselves believing that killing a man makes us more of a man, but loving a man makes us less of a man, it's probably time to reexamine our criteria for manhood.
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| Date: | 2008-05-22 18:32 |
| Subject: | Not so much a Mail Client, more a Corporate Disease |
| Security: | Public |
A Day in the Life of Lotus Notes ( bigpiccy is big )
(Via araquel)
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| Date: | 2008-05-22 15:13 |
| Subject: | Oh, for goodness sakes... |
| Security: | Public |
...they're still at it in The Australian...
Apparently AU$150,000 per year is "aspirational middle class".
That's a weekly wage of AU$2884.61
Tax on that is about $949.46, so takehome would be $1935.15 (US$1,862.88, UK£945.04).
The Australian Pension is $273 (US$262.78 UK£133.28).
Which one is more in need of Government Assistance? *
The "Middle Class" folks I know would aspire to actually earn almost three grand a week *. The folks I know who do earn that work massive overtime in high-level, high-professional, high-stress jobs, and what they aspire to is a rest. Some of them end up sea-changing and downshifting to jobs with a fraction of their former income.
I guess I just have a Bad Attitude. At the highest point in what I laughingly call my "career", I was earning much less than that, and I ended up downshifting anyway.
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| Date: | 2008-05-22 12:23 |
| Subject: | Defeat of the Conquest Beneath the Planet of the EUJ |
| Security: | Public |
The EUJ Strikes again... Did you know that eagles mate for life?
Well, one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been shot. Dead! Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another mate but since there weren't any lady eagles available he'd have to cross the feather barrier.
So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest. The sex was good but all the dove would say is 'I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!'
Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate. He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the sex was good but all the loon would say is, 'I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!'
So out with the loon. Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the nest. This time the sex was great, but all the duck would say was..... ( Buh-dum Tish! )
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| Date: | 2008-05-21 23:59 |
| Subject: | It's a bit sweary... |
| Security: | Public |
Derek and Clive are muppets [NSFW]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UT02--Ijdc
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| Date: | 2008-05-21 18:22 |
| Subject: | ^____^ |
| Security: | Public |
Sesame Street TMBG: Here Come The 123s -- Nonagon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5ohtlewREI
(Via chaoticerotic)
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| Date: | 2008-05-21 09:43 |
| Subject: | Christopher Judge Learns About Furries |
| Security: | Public |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB_1SK0I_sM
(Via ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) deadbrowalking)
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| Date: | 2008-05-20 21:02 |
| Subject: | ^___^ |
| Security: | Public |
<3 Giraffes
Many thanks to lyndahawryluk for this most excellent Bday Pressie.
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| Date: | 2008-05-20 12:05 |
| Subject: | I <3 Giraffes |
| Security: | Public |
(Via Damn anarchist giraffes)
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| Date: | 2008-05-20 11:25 |
| Subject: | Great Aerial Wangers, Batman! |
| Security: | Public |
Flying RC Penis Disrupts Garry Kasparov Speech
http://www.sharenator.com/vid/347/
(Via samblackmire) http://gizmodo.com/391794/
had to double check that this wasn't a story about Second Life, but rather is an actual event in actual meatspace occurring this past weekend in Moscow. As former chess champion Garry Kasparov was giving a speech to unite opposition political forces, a radio-controlled penis flew across the room to some applause and laughter. The fun was ended when a dour-faced man smashed the penis out of the air. That's always the case, isn't it? Some guy's having fun with a flying penis when someone joker just has to ruin the party.
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| Date: | 2008-05-20 10:31 |
| Subject: | But where is the Mysterious Fifth Advert? |
| Security: | Public |
Could be good for Win and Mittens...
( wideimage is wiiiiiiide )
Have you seen the Mysterious Fifth Advert? Even in the confines of your Mind? Leave a comment...
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| Date: | 2008-05-20 08:41 |
| Subject: | I will kiss you in four places... |
| Security: | Public |
I've seen this clip doing the rounds recently. Noice. And it's good to see the Boys getting some international attention.
D.A.A.S. -- Throw Your Arms Around Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ97BYzrp48
[ Band | Song ] (Via perforation)
What Aussie hasn't drunkenly belted this out to a canine chorus at 4am, arm-in-arm with mates, staggering down argon streets with the dawn seeping into the sky?
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| Date: | 2008-05-19 21:03 |
| Subject: | Nixed Mutts. |
| Security: | Public |
Saw this, thought of the Monkey o'the Gutter.
Nudge's Halloween Costume
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUf_kiEICmA
( And SEX AND VIOLENCE! ) (from ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/syndicated.gif) outercircle_rss via twitchfetish)
( In the Criminal Justice System of Gotham City the people are represented by three separate, yet equally important groups... )
and, from the Worth1000 Alternate History series...
and, not from the Worth1000 Alternate History series...
these little gems from theweaselking...
(okay, I may have tweaked the second one...) ...and this little gem, from elsewhere... (...and this one...)
(...and how's this for a put-down? It's lost the ability to sting, it's lost the ability to swim, it's not a very good jellyfish, as far as jellyfish go. )
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| Date: | 2008-05-19 12:33 |
| Subject: | Reminderator |
| Security: | Public |
I'm having a Birfday Omnom.
Keep Sunday arvo, May 25th free. I've booked the Alibi Room's downstairs Tiki Lounge from 4-8pm.
The venue can hold up to about 50 people. I anticipate less of you (we've got about 20 confirmed so far, and 30 maybes), so let me know if you're coming if you could.
If you're on Facebook, you can confirm here.
Your presence would be the best present. If you do want to get me something, there's a link on my profile page, but the best thing I ever got for a birthday present was absolutely free, and I love Art. Especially Art made by my friends.
The menu is here. They do some very very nice vegetarian dishes.
Looking forward to seeing you!
(I've invited a swag of peoples on Facebook as well, but if there's someone local I've forgotterated, please do let me know.)
So, anyone wanna see Iron Man with me tomorrow night? I'm thinking the 6:40PM session at South Bank, partly because I've not been to the South Bank cinemas before...
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| Date: | 2008-05-18 09:23 |
| Subject: | Extending Album Art |
| Security: | Public |
b3ta had a very cool phootieshoop competition running last year... what happens beyond the borders of classic album sleeves...
Here are some I think you might like... (if the inlines don't work, I'll recode)
 
And becase a Pics Post is nothing without a Cat...
...or a Macro. Mmmm... macro...
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| Date: | 2008-05-17 09:42 |
| Subject: | Mixed Nuts |
| Security: | Public |
Good Morning!
Solve puzzles for science
Some weeks ago a new game called "Fold It" started. It's a protein-folding scientific game developed by biologists.... All you have to do is play an arcade-like game and simultaneously help to create new protein combinations. ...you don't have to be a biologist... contribute to curing such diseases as HIV/AIDS, cancer and Alzheimer's... Read more about it here.
'Worst poet' outsells boy wizard
A private collector has paid £6,600 for poems by the man ridiculed as "the world's worst poet". A total of 35 of William McGonagall's works - many of them autographed - have been up for auction in Edinburgh.
Very trés...
(both via theweaselking)
Anteater Coolness
Tamandua (Tamandua tetradactyla) is a smaller species of anteaters, but some would say they are the "perfect" anteaters - just the right size, and just the right amount of attitude...
and
...and Dolphins take to Pleo...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i_HN_Twdds (Via)
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| Date: | 2008-05-16 12:46 |
| Subject: | Birthday Partees! |
| Security: | Public |
Keep Sunday arvo, May 25th free. I've booked the Alibi Room's downstairs Tiki Lounge from 4-8pm.
The venue can hold up to about 50 people, but I anticipate less. But let me know if you're coming, if you could.
Your presence would be the best present. If you do want to get me something, there's a link on my profile page, but the best thing I ever got for a birthday present was absolutely free, and I love Art. Especially Art made by my friends.
The menu is here. They do some very very nice vegetarian dishes.
Looking forward to seeing you!
(ED: I've invited a swag of peoples on Facebook, but if there's someone local I've forgotterated, please do let me know.)
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