DonnaKat's Journal

I keep a mental list of people I'd like to slap if for no other reason than they are flipping annoying.

Cheryl Burke has just officially made my list. 

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=CzW61E_9JyU

Watching her and listening to her is akin to me scraping a fork across my teeth. It gives me chills, and not in a good way. 

I know I haven't been updating much on LJ, but a few weeks ago I accepted a position with another company. This is my last week at my current job, and I've been spending the past week or so going through things in my office.

The fact that I'm leaving after a 10 year tenure is finally starting to sink in, and I'm really pretty much disconnected with the work now. Sure, there's stuff to do (as always), but the fact that I'm only here for five more days means I don't want to start any major projects. Yet at the same time I don't want to sit here for five days doing nothing but brainless work. What to do....

I could write some porn lovely poetry. :)

But seriously, I would be lying if I said I won't miss things here. But I know it isn't the job I'll be missing...it will be the familiarity, and the routine (as well as the friendships I've formed). The job itself (as those of you who have read my blogs in the past know) is not a good environment. My new job (God willing) will be a new start, more money, fully paid benefits, and the opportunity to grow. Stagnation breeds depression, and I've really been feeling the brunt of it on and off for too long. It was time to make this change, and if truth be told, I'm sure it's very much overdue.

The new job will also mean I won't be spending my days logged onto the internet (which I shouldn't be doing anyway *wink wink*). It will also mean I'll lose my office. But what are perks when you're not happy? I'd much rather have a professional environment than a small cubbyhole anyday.

Now, I'm off to write that porn file some stuff...or something.

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Ron and Barbara are Proud to Announce the Birth of their Child, Donna, on April 10, 1967.

Unfortunately, Donna farts mustard gas.

Ron and Barbara are laughing maniacally.

What Did Your Birth Announcement Say? at QuizGalaxy.com

The MAN Song!

And all the married and otherwise attached men say 'Amen'! LOL!!

Some people just don't have enough work to do.

I came to work in a good mood this morning...a mood that was ruined when the coordinator (who isn't even my boss) tells me someone complained to her about something I was wearing, saying that it was cut too low. First of all, I have no idea which shirt/dress this "person" was referring to. Secondly, they didn't even have the common decency to approach me about it.

So what exactly am I supposed to do?? Change my entire wardrobe because someone has some boobage issues???

I mean, come on. I have clothes that I don't wear to work, for obvious reasons....but I have enough common sense to know what is appropriate and what is inappropriate. I AM A 38D! Get over it, people! If I tried to cover my cleavage completely, I'd be wearing turtlenecks for the rest of my life. The person who complained is probably either some sexually repressed male who can't keep his eyes off my chest, or some jealous female who doesn't have one.

I am female. I have a chest. Get over it. I'm not ashamed of my femininity, and I'm not going to wear a burlap sack just because someone has nothing better to do than stick his/her nose in someone else's affairs.

Morons.

And you know what's really bad?? They complained to the person who dresses like a commune reject - the coordinator - the one who has been known to show up for work without even brushing her hair or her teeth. That's what REALLY ticks me off.

I need a new job. This place is insane.

moar funny pictures

I just want to say "thank you" to the person(s) who reported me to YouTube regarding my South Park clips. You really know how to take the fun out of things. Because of you, I had to remove them.

Sheesh....they are already being paid by the sponsors (as well as my $60/month cable bill), and I didn't bootleg the vids...they were recorded straight from television. So it's not like they lost any money or anything. You'd think they'd WELCOME the publicity, rather than have YouTube threaten to delete my account.

But I wouldn't have him any other way. Get your groove on, Steve!!

Halloween Meme

catscratchziggy runs around screaming for hours until abruptly silenced by purenightshade, wielding a sharpened axe

eviljr puts real eyeballs in your cutlery

fixx creates an unholy monstrosity from sio, meretean and sphinx_99

frkykorngurl dresses up as fixx

gradeafan tries to pick up Phantom Hitchhikers

grayblood TPs sphinx_99

kelincihutan puts fake eyeballs in your pumpkin

meretean buries sio at the crossroads with a steak (rare) through their heart

purenightshade haunts your Wings Greatest Hits

rellan summons the undead armies of catscratchziggy to steal your candy

sio TPs your brains

sphinx_99 swoops on rellan and drains their gerbils

telpethoniel eats frkykorngurl's spicy, spicy brains.

LJ Name

I get paid to work...not to be publically humiliated because some spoiled rotten little rich ***** has to actually get up and WORK for a change, instead of getting by all day sitting at her desk looking and acting "cute" (at least in her own egotistical opinion). So she actually has to get up and DO something *gasp* that involves the difficult manual labor task of picking up books and taking them somewhere! Oh, the horror! She'll spoil her designer clothing! *gasp gasp gasp* So then she ends up sniveling, pouting, and throwing temper tantrums, and taking it out on me...the innocent bystander.

Sweet thang...go marry yourself a sugar daddy if you don't want to work to pay for that pretty sports car of yours. I got better things to do with my time than deal with you.

I am seriously PO'd right now. I was corresponding with this guy a while back, and we broke contact. Right before I thought we'd get to see each other, he said he totalled his car. Okay, whatever....well, now he wants to talk to me again. He tells me we should hang out sometime. Okay, well I ask him what he likes to do. He mentions a few "normal" things, then he mentions "kissing". Okay dude, so you're flirting with me...it's cute, and you're cute, so okay.

Then I find out he lives at least 150 miles away from me. I ask him if his "kisses" are worth me driving that far for. He assures me they are. I respond by saying something to the effect of "okay, well, mine are too". In other words dude, I'm not trampsing 150 miles just to have a makeout session with you...get a clue. He responds by saying "Prove it. Send me a picture to (number)."

Okay, so now I'm a floosie???????????????? I just sent him a message saying something to the effect of "What kind of picture are you wanting from me, anyway? Why do I need to prove myself and you don't?"

Jackass. He's cute, I guess...but he ain't all that and a bag of chips. I ain't that desperate.

Jackass. What is wrong with some of these men????

Jackass. It's times like these that I remind myself why I'm still single.

Doctor Who: "The Sound of Drums" part 1
Eye Candy: David Tennant as the Doctor
When: tonight
Time: 7pm CST

Flash Gordon: "Alliances" on Sci-Fi
Eye Candy: Steve Bacic as Prince Barin
When: tonight
Time: 8pm CST

Charter on Demand: "Bewoulf and Grendel"
Eye Candy: Gerard Butler
When: As long as it's airing, and they haven't given an expiration date yet.
Time: Whenever I want to watch it (see above).