| beautifuk |
[10 Oct 2008|03:08pm] |
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Sometimes I wish I had something beautiful. This world is so ugly. Dirty. You remind me of a whore when you're on your knees. We are germs crawling thtough the filth. I know there is something beautiful, there has to be. Scrape away the cakes of mud, maybe undeneath there is a flower. I love you as you love me. I'll be under your stairs forever.
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| achy breaky plume |
[09 Oct 2008|09:24am] |
Hey want to hear something funny? There is this certain time of day when both Danish, Swedish and Norwegian telly is showing Hannah Montana. At exactly the same time. It might even be on Disney Channel too. But for the sake of argument let's just say it's on 3 channels. I have circa 30 channels to choose from. That means that at that given time she is occupying 10% of my TV domain. That's a little scary. Also because I have been having these sexual urges. Yes, I know it's very wrong but.. I think I'm sexually attracted to Billy Ray Cyrus.
Also, I think my head is still a littly foggy.
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| a love so pure you can taste it |
[09 Oct 2008|09:13am] |
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Whoo. The whole world is sorta slanting to the right. I have am being sick but I thought I was better and went out to do a little shopping and felt very dizzy and as if I had to course correct my walk, I had to sort of walk to the lef totherwise I'd veer to the right. What an odd feeling. Like there are magnets in my shoes and the whole world is made of bubblegum.
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| wakey wakey, hands on snakey? |
[05 Oct 2008|07:36am] |
Wow, I am like completely hooked on (Don't Fear) The Reaper. I can't stop listening to it. That's like the best song ever. How come no one ever told me about this song? I know I'm usually late with everything hip and cool but usually it's no more than 5-6 years late. This is embarrassing. Maybe I can blame the cowbell sketch? I didn't know it was a REAL song!
Baby, I'm your man lalala.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdXfkkyI1nQ&feature=related
Maybe I should look further into Blue Oyster Cult? The Smashing Pumpkins' cover of Godzilla was always one of the awesomest things.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1ckq4z31bA
Mwaha. I love the Fruit Bat Salad video. Ancient pumpkins. Looks it's the Joker:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wEEkb4zBwU&feature=related
There's even Plume on it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ie8JFmu2GI
They sure got groovy back then.
I'm so old. I actually remember when Wannabe debuted on the music channels and everybody was like "Spice Girls eh? They'll never be anything big" and now they're doing a comeback and all you young kids are like "Spice Girls eh? My grandad used to like them" and with your fancy cell phones you shoot lightning at my eyes. If I could rewind time I would, just to see you aborted. You don't know how good you have it, apart from that whole thing about the world falling apart and us all being doomed.
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| come on baby, don't fear the reaper |
[03 Oct 2008|06:54pm] |
I want a cat that plays piano.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ860P4iTaM
I think the world owes me a cat that plays piano. Why do you deny me so, oh cruel world?
PS. I also demand that The Lone Gunmen are reinstated.
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| now the drugs don't work, they just make it worse |
[01 Oct 2008|06:18am] |
I don't know who this Hannah Fontana guy is, but I'm not buying what he's selling.
So I watched the lastest Boston Legal episode and now Alan Shore is going to take on the drug industry. Medicine. And then he sprouted off a list of "phony" diseases invented to get people to use medication. And he mentioned social phobia. That annoyed me a little. Because if social phobia is a phony made-up disease then why do I die inside every time I have to talk to people? Why would I rather burn my eyes out than go outside? Why would I consider letting 10,000 Dkr go to waste rather than go on vacation with my family? Hmm? Maybe I should go back on medication.
Anyway, I still love Boston Legal, not least because of Jerry Espenson who has Asoergers and social flaws that I can relate to. I don't whoop though.
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| suicide and bubblegum |
[26 Sep 2008|08:29pm] |
Haha. I could snap your neck like a turtle. And don't think I wouldn't. We all sleep in beds made of babies'bones.
I saw a clip from that new movie Mirrors. It scared me. Mirrors scare me. Ever since Twin Peaks. I still cannot look in the mirror without being afraid of seeing someone else. Or maybe it is just because I am ugly? Who knows. I am trapped in my head and I can't break free and I smile back at my reflection. Keeping up appearances.
I should not worry so much when I know everything is easily fixed and we'll all be the same in the end.
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| best buds |
[18 Sep 2008|11:24am] |
Quoth Facebook:
People you may know:
Stig Rossen
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| no time to sleep |
[17 Sep 2008|11:43am] |
There is too much time. Way too much time. The days are too long and the nights even longer. The weeks are forever and the months are centuries and the years are clocks that have stopped because there is no one around to wind them up anymore.
In many ways my life is better than it has ever been before. That is why I hate that disease in my head that makes me always sad. Or maybe it is the loneliness. I don't know. How do you measure the quality of a life? I have everything I want but I have nothing.
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| pants on fire |
[16 Sep 2008|09:18pm] |
Tina Dickow doesn't think you knows. Also she won the crown prince and princess' cultural award 2008. It's not as prestigious as an MTV VMA (you don't even have to thank god first) but it does pay half a mill. Danish kroners. Still a lot of money. So now she's rich and famous. It won't be long before she comes and begs me to date her. I just know. After all I am responsible for all her success. I went to school with her for a full year, you can't deny that I am the sole cause of her fame. I am the greatest person in the world and I know you all love me and when I die my corpse will be displayed on a bed of roses for all of you to admire and there will be millions of people hired just to keep the roses fresh and blooming at all times. And other millions hired just to stand around with brooms and keep the dust away from me. And they will clone me because even though a clone of me isn't as great as the real thing it's still a reminder of how awesome it was when I was alive and loved.
Wait a minute, those pills were laxatives, not my medication! uh oh.
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| I love myself better than you |
[15 Sep 2008|03:35pm] |
Hey do you guys remember that awesome movie Snakes On A Plane?
And hey do you guys remember that awesome Nirvana song I'm On A Plain?
Do you guys see where I'm going with this? They should've totally redone that song for the movie soundtrack.
Snakes on a plane
I can't complain
Snakes on a plane
I can't complain
Snakes on a plane
I don't understand why Hollywood hasn't hired me yet. Maybe it's all that pirating? Hmm. Anyway, Firefox makes me cream my pants it's so good. I want to have Noscript's babies. My family genes will live on in Firefox addons.
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| ice ice baby |
[10 Sep 2008|08:55pm] |
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I wish I had one of those fridges that can dispense ice right out of the front door. I'm very big on cold drinks, as you might know. Getting ice out of the freezer is an almost unbearable chore. I want ice and when I want it I want it right now. Plus the fridge should be able to talk. "Here is some ice, master Plume" it should say. And I should be able to program it to use different accents. Maybe a pirate one. "Here be some ice, cap'n Plume". Or a British one. "Oi, 'ere's yer ice, guv". And so on and so forth.
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| hulubulu |
[08 Sep 2008|04:30pm] |
Did you know that the best TV show ever made is Danish?
It's true, youtube, I swear
Caution: objects in childhood memory may appear awesomer than they really were.
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| you will get yours |
[06 Sep 2008|05:38pm] |
I will be depressed for the two of us. You can have some fun and leave your worries to me. I wonder if there is a market for that? Lifting other people's burdens. If only for a while. I am sure there are many who would like to take a break. I would like to take a break. To break, to break. My dahlia.
I made a Bush playlist on youtube. I am slightly ashasmed of myself, because I am nothing if not a slave to (un)popular opinion. But I can't help it, I blame the demons of teen angst.
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| nobody |
[04 Sep 2008|04:59pm] |
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I dreamt about you. And no bodies felt like you.
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| one pill makes you stronger |
[03 Sep 2008|03:56pm] |
Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall
I found a sock that I thought I had lost in the laundry months ago. I think I should play the lottery. Play it like a little set of drums given to a kid for christmas sometime in the 70s.
So I was all excited about the possibility of a female vice president of America, but now I have heard that Sarah Palin impregnated her own 17 year old daughter, so obviously she is not fit for the job. To impregnate your own underaged daughter is just so wrong and I am glad we were all made aware of this horrible crime. I condemn her and all she stands for. And all she stands on. If she stands on a box of crackers then those crackers are condemnded, by me. I wouldn't eat them, not even with butter and cheese on top. I feel very strongly about this and I will not let Crackers be vice president of America, not while I still have a breathing bone in my body.
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| I can has death now? |
[31 Aug 2008|02:53pm] |
the streets at night
why we fight
I dreamt that my brother and his friend were trying to kill me. I fled and wanted to lock myself in the bathroom, but I'm not sure I made it. I think it came from watching House Of Wax. A horror movie. I mean, it had Paris Hilton in it. OH THE HORROR LOLZ!
Et tu, Peter?
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| I nominate Ida |
[30 Aug 2008|08:11pm] |
So a black president or a female vice president? I think America is showing great progress and I hope that in 2012 you will finally be ready to vote for a robot president. I think robots deserve the same respect and opportunities as coloured people and women. And I am after all a white male ages 20-49, so my opinion should count. More than yours.
Also, did you know that if you google for the phrase Lou Ferrigno is right then my website is the only one that comes up. I think that says a lot about society and the way we treat our elders.
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| loyal to the bank of america |
[20 Aug 2008|03:25pm] |
Your website at plume.dk is worth:
One of my big fantasies is Microsoft naming their next Windows version "Plume" and wanting to buy plume.dk for one million dollars. Another one involves Kiera Knightley, Monica Keena and a whole lot of whipped cream. But that's really none of your business and I'll thank you to keep your nose out of my privates.
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| that I would be loved |
[19 Aug 2008|02:41pm] |
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Dear turtle, I remain convinced that Dawson's Creek is the spiritual successor to Twin Peaks. Please share with me your thoughts on this.
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