Dirty Trousers

Dirty Trousers

A loosely put together AU about the HP gang in their early twenties. Their days are spent in Lupin's fish store, at the cafe, uni classes. Their nights mostly end up at Curly's pub, listening to Seamus rock out with his band, Dirty Trousers = cast of dirty trousers = / = start from the beginning = / = animagi do it naked = / = skoosie's fancy pants = / = calling all artists! =

February 2007


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dirtytrousers

a Harry Potter AU by SkoosiePants

	Sun, Feb. 18th, 2007 08:23 pm

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dirtytrousers

a Harry Potter AU by SkoosiePants

	Thu, Nov. 16th, 2006 02:25 pm

In which nothing ever ends

( “You have to admit, the whole situation’s rather absurd,” Lav said to Dean, three empty shot glasses upside-down on the table in front of them. )

dirtytrousers

a Harry Potter AU by SkoosiePants

	Wed, Nov. 15th, 2006 02:50 pm

In which Ginny isn't dating Justin

( The sky was gray and the sidewalk was layered with brown slush, seeping cold into Ginny’s shoes. )

dirtytrousers

a Harry Potter AU by SkoosiePants

	Tue, Nov. 14th, 2006 02:18 pm

In which Michael and Mal are little girls

( Pansy scowled down at her mobile. )

dirtytrousers

a Harry Potter AU by SkoosiePants

	Mon, Nov. 13th, 2006 02:20 pm

In which Ron isn't a leggy Greyhound named Di

( Draco paced the length of his hallway, phone against his ear. )

dirtytrousers

a Harry Potter AU by SkoosiePants

	Sun, Nov. 12th, 2006 04:50 pm

In which Harry's in a daze

( “All right, Harry?” Hermione asked, concerned. )

dirtytrousers

a Harry Potter AU by SkoosiePants

	Sat, Nov. 11th, 2006 12:39 pm

In which Theo gets the prize

( Theo woke up with his nose pressed against the back of Seamus’ neck, arm draped over his waist, body snuggled up behind him, and how terrifying was it that apparently Theo was the one initiating the act? )

dirtytrousers

a Harry Potter AU by SkoosiePants

	Fri, Nov. 10th, 2006 09:47 am

In which Nev finds Susan in the morning

( It was early Sunday morning when Nev stumbled into his flat, just after dawn, the air still stone-gray and chilly. )

dirtytrousers

a Harry Potter AU by SkoosiePants

	Wed, May. 10th, 2006 01:08 pm

In which there is an interlude of dancing

( Cho Chang was sweet and pretty, with a charming Scottish lilt and bright eyes, and Lav liked her instantly. )

dirtytrousers

a Harry Potter AU by SkoosiePants

	Mon, Apr. 3rd, 2006 12:59 pm

In which Millie is in desperate need of cheering

( “Are you still moping?” Alicia asked, flipping the lock and the ‘Closed’ sign at the front door. )

dirtytrousers

a Harry Potter AU by SkoosiePants

	Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006 04:11 pm

In which Ginny has an epiphany

( Ginny stared down at the paper, then sent Justin an incredulous look. )

dirtytrousers

a Harry Potter AU by SkoosiePants

	Fri, Feb. 17th, 2006 03:14 pm

In which Pansy and Harry size each other up

( Harry was more apprehensive than nervous. )

dirtytrousers

a Harry Potter AU by SkoosiePants

	Thu, Feb. 9th, 2006 01:12 pm

In which there is an interlude at Michael and Mal's

( “Top hat,” Draco snapped irritably, palm out. )

dirtytrousers

a Harry Potter AU by SkoosiePants

	Fri, Feb. 3rd, 2006 12:55 pm

In which Harry is still clueless

( “So. How do I look?” )

dirtytrousers

a Harry Potter AU by SkoosiePants

	Wed, Feb. 1st, 2006 01:30 pm

In which Lav's mum gets married

( Ron’s jacket was too tight across the shoulders, straining the seam down the middle of his back, and the trousers were just a hair too long, pooling halfway down his laced shoes and threatening to slip under his heel. )

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dirtytrousers

a Harry Potter AU by SkoosiePants

	Fri, Oct. 28th, 2005 02:03 pm

In which there is an interlude at the LFS

( “What’s going on?” Hermione asked, frowning down at Harry’s… bum. )

dirtytrousers

a Harry Potter AU by SkoosiePants

	Tue, Oct. 25th, 2005 01:09 pm

In which Blaise tries to give Theo advice

( “What are you doing?” Blaise asked, incredulous. )

dirtytrousers

a Harry Potter AU by SkoosiePants

	Mon, Oct. 24th, 2005 03:29 pm

In which Millie has a panic attack

( Five minutes to twelve, Millie freaked out and did the worst thing she could possible do. )

dirtytrousers

a Harry Potter AU by SkoosiePants

	Fri, Oct. 21st, 2005 12:59 pm

In which Ron is understandably scared of Pansy

( Ron woke up disoriented, obnoxious, persistent ringing piercing through his sleep-fogged, utterly tired brain, and Draco shoved him sharply with an elbow and a grumbled, “Answer your bloody mobile, already.” )

dirtytrousers

a Harry Potter AU by SkoosiePants

	Thu, Oct. 20th, 2005 02:04 pm

In which there is a band meeting

( “Has anyone seen Ron today?” Seamus asked, sprawled out on the couch, an open notebook lying facedown over his stomach, his green hair flat on one side, tufts sticking out over his ears. )