I don't post here anymore.

My current homepage/blog

My stand-up MySpace page

Thank you and good evening.

Head here and vote for Aria 4: Retribution! Woohoo!

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As a gift to my brother for being best man at my wedding, I am publishing a book of his poetry on Lulu.com. He's currently brainstorming for a title, help him out here:

http://lilsamkudu.livejournal.com/57269.html

Do people read livejournals anymore? I've noticed that "social" websites like MySpace and Friendster have them now. Touche', livejournal! You got served!

I have a job now, and other good times (read: my upcoming wedding) approacheth. Since there were lousy, whiney, "I'm about to die of starvation" entries clouding this thing up, I thought I would pop back in and say it's a better time, and now if you go to my new website and blog you won't be bothered with unholiday-like-noncheer.

Wonder what you're missing at my spiffy new blog???

I am still looking for a job, and if I don't find one soon things like "internet" and "food" will be fighting a battle royale for superiority.

Lately all I can think is "Fuck that HR lady for trying to console me in my exit interview, saying I'd find a new job in no time".

I'm seriously fucked.

I will continue to watch my friends list here, but I will likely not update this blog again.

My new, for reals base of operations:

www.direnerd.com

Happy Trails to you.

You know what is the most irritating thing about getting fired? Knowing that at the bottom of your priority list is stupid shit like references to your job in your Friendster, Myspace, Suicidegirls, whatever profile. Because of course there are more important things to focus on when you're unemployed, but you don't want anyone (including yourself) to ever be reminded of your former status.

Everyone head over to http://www.theateroobleck.com/

That playwright? Yes, that is me.

Make reservations NOW.

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-although when you take it, there's a funny question about genocide, presumably to see if you're creepy. I certainly was:

the Wit (69% dark, 34% spontaneous, 11% vulgar)

your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that 'the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion. Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 81% on dark You scored higher than 42% on spontaneous You scored higher than 0% on vulgar

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