Why did I install the new Firefox? Why did the URL autocomplete feature change? Where can I find coffee?

12 Ks. 1 BB. 1 ER.

Oliver Perez, you are a puzzling pitcher. But you can kill some motherfucking Phillies.

Tags: baseball

What is the Spanish word for "pwned"?

"'I think, therefore I am.' Do you know who wrote that? Anonymous. Nobody knows. But he's right. Prove that you exist. Just prove it. See?"

Tags: boston, jamaica plain, misattributed quotations, philosophy

Yeah, there's basically nothing you can say that will make me give a fuck about Obama.

"When you get a call at three o'clock in the morning, that's for sex."

First, the covers:

(I really have nothing to add to this one.)



Clint Ruin provides the menace that Marc Almond just lacks:





The original has its charms, stuffed somewhere in Martin Rev's hair:



Remember when music videos were just Super 8 movies of bands driving around in cars or having parties in the woods? At least the Flaming Lips made it to the beach:



It's been four years since Animal Collective's "You Could Win a Rabbit" came out, and I realize now that I can't recall another independent (non-reggae) video that I have seen since then and actually liked. Feeling old, depressed, and so forth:

Tags: marc almond is kind of a wuss, martin rev's hair, music videos, nostalgia, obsolescense of the self

"I can't believe that you of all people are telling me you're going to the cops. You're an addict. You break the law every fucking day. You shoot heroin."

"Thank you."

"Oh, yes, I shoot heroin. I don't give a fuck. I'll shoot it right into my neck right here on this train. But I'm not going to call any fucking cops."

Tags: boston, oj line

I suspect that the MBTA's considerable debt burden might be reduced if they hired someone to rescue tourists from infinite feedback loops. Start on Columbus Avenue, where this:



is across the street from this:



Just a thought.

Tags: back bay, boston, mbta, things across the street from each other