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» Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Naa - It's differant.

Finally caught up with the latest offering of Aamir Khan, actually the first where he just produces and does not even show up with a guest appearance. My thoughts on the film:

Normally after watching any film, one spends a few hours thinking about it. These thoughts can range from awe to praise to disdain to absolute disgust. Taxi Driver drove me crazy for one full week and The Departed made me appreciate the work of cops good or bad. Thinking about Black was fun - for two days I was actually raving about it. Then on the third day, I started figuring out the absolute manipulation of one's emotion that was going on. From day 5 onwards I was one of the film's staunchest critics. Rang De Basanti was easy in contrast.... I did not like the film's message and the opinion has not changed (the film is very well made though). JTYJN is differant. It has been 12 hours since I have watched the film. And I am still thinking about whether it is a good film or a great film. For many, a good film is enough. However this is differant. We are talking about a film which has behind it such great forces as Aamir Khan, AR Rehman and Abbas Tyrewaala (note the A's).
The film's story need not be talked much about. The story is simple - boy and girl are freinds, boy and girl do not know they are in love, boy and girl hook up with other girl and boy, boy and girl realize they love each other, break ups occur and boy and girl finally hook up. What is not simple is the treatment. First it is told in a story narration format. The format though old is effective and the reaction of the story listener sets the mood up a little. The leading pair's characters are interestingly etched with Imran striving to become the next Mahatma and Genelia being the exact opposite. This is normal and is a featured in most films just because they are on the damn screen most of the time. Here, we get a set of quirky and interesting supporting characters who are very well defined and seem to have a strong backstory. We have Ratna Pathak Shah as the hero's mother who in my opinion is the best "hero's mother" ever seen in Hindi film. We have Naseeruddin Shah as her dead husband's spirit who irritates her from the confines of his photo (Abbas misses a trick somewhat by not garlanding the photo though but never mind) and is very keen on seeing his son show some violent tendencies which will make the Rathore family proud of him. We have Paresh Rawal  as the Inspector having a problem with Ratna Pathak Shah who by the way is a social activist hellbent on getting him suspended. We then have the two stetson hat wearing horse riding pubhopping duo played really surprisingly well by Arbaaz and Sohail Khan. Their character is very funny and their relevance to the plot kinda surprises you in the finale. The friends of the leading pair are pretty average characters though the Gujarati Jignesh is a little too stereotypical. Imran's temporary GF is a beutifully etched character with some really good touches. Genelia's temp BF is the stereotype jock character. The surprise of the pack is Prateik Babbar's character. It is so well written that one can actually make a film on him as a sequel to this film which is a real possibility considering the film's success. 
This set of characters is definitely the film's trump card. Normally side character scenes are obligatory with their use being just to move the story forward. Here the scenes with them are actually worth watching by themselves and make watching the film more enjoyable. The film's screenplay could have been tighter and the film drags a little in the second half before the climax. The climax has been criticized by a few of my friends as being filmy. Hello, but it is a film. The climax worked for me because it is well, very filmy and fun. The song placing is a little strange with all the fun songs getting over before the serious stuff in the second half starts. 
Regarding the performances, Imran Khan is very good and understated. This film is not a launch vehicle for him per se. A launch vehicle in Hindi films normally involves the hero making a flashy entrance strutting his stuff for the first half an hour and showing his "acting skill" for the remaining part while hogging the screen unneccessarily all the time. Here he is there only when required. His voice though is very similar to Hritik Roshan (Hrithik's ego must be on an all time high though with his lookalike and voicealike being lauched the same day). Genelia is lovely - both lookwise and actingwise. She has a great quality of expressing emotions through her eyes just like, dare I say a certain Ms. Nene. Jayant Kriplani and Anuradha Patel are good as Genelia's parents. Kitu Gidwani and Rajat Kapoor were very good and potrayed their mutual animosity perfectly in the couple of scenes they were in. Seeing Kitu Gidwani and Jayant Kriplani made me suddenly very nostalgic about the old DD days. Hope to see them often. Imran's girlfreind (forgot her name) is very good and does justice to her character. The freinds are also quite good and natural. 
Ratna Pathak Shah is awesome as the social activist who wants her son to be the embodiment of non violence. The way she puts emphasis on the word "mard" while yelling at her husband's spirit makes you lugh out loud. Such a great actor. Why the hell is she not given good roles. Naseeruddin Shah as the happily violent spirit caught in a picture complements his real life wife really well. A great performance from this acting powerhouse is a given. However one could see that he was having a ball. I have not seen him this cool since Tridev. And his jig in the limited confines of his picture during the climax is well worth the ticket price. Arbaaz and Sohail Khan are as said earlier surprisingly good. Prateik Babbar is a revelation as the misfit loner. The eyes speak a lot. So it should conidering he inherits his genes from the great Smita Patil and the not - so - great- but- good Raj Babbar. He should work a little on his voice though.
Direction by Abbas Tyrewala is good for a first timer. He has his limitations with the pacing of some of the scenes being a little problematic. But as a story writer he excels. 
All in all the film is definitely worth a watch. However the characters will make you buy a DVD just so that you can watch their scenes.


» Rafa + Fedex

It has been 3 days since the men's singles final of Wimbledon. Till now I had not written about the match for a reason. When you like something a lot and you write about it immediately you tend to go overboard in praise. When South Africa chased 434, my first reaction was "Greatest cricket match ever". After two days, it turned to "great batting on a flat track". Same happens if something makes you angry. After the Sydney Test, I compared Ponting with Bill Clinton. After a month, I could see that he was desperate to break Waugh's test win record and actually empathized with him.

Hence I waited some time to post my view on this particular tennis match. My views about it at around 2 AM on Monday was, “The greatest sporting spectacle ever witnessed by me”, “Best example of how to play a game” and so on. Now even at 11.30 P.M. on Wednesday the view has not changed.

It started well enough. Some good long rallies, excellent shots, perfect placement, etc. Something you expect when the two best players of this decade meet in a Grand Slam final. Nadal broke Federer's second service game. First set to Nadal. Nadal has got momentum. He had beaten Federer black and blue in the French Open. Federer may be under a little pressure as he is aiming to surpass Borg's winning streak at Wimbledon. However he is Federer, this is Wimbledon and his serves are virtually zinging the grass court, something which does not happen on clay. See, Federer breaks in the second set. A four set victory for Federer is assumed but wait!! Nadal breaks! Twice!! Two sets for Nadal. Federer getting even more tense. It is at this moment that this match went one level up for me. If the second set had gone to Federer, Nadal would have found it really hard to come back. Also Federer's serve was getting deadlier as each game passed.

The third and fourth sets was when both got really desperate. Desperate in a good way that is. Federer was desperate to get back in the game. Nadal was desperate to close out the match knowing fully well Federer's ability to pull back. And in desperation the tennis quality reached awesome proportions. So awesome that my cricket loving father and reality TV loving mother actually stopped bickering over which channel to watch (Star Cricket or  Zee/Star Plus/Sony) and put on Star Sports where the epic match was being telecast. The shots played were so precise that the quote “there was some chalk flying” was repeated every second point (I am exaggerating, it must have been said every third point). Ashok Amritraj, the voice of Star Sports when tennis is on was so amazed by the play that most of the times he was just laughing with amazement. Alan Wilkins, the jack of all sports commentator was oohing and aahing all the time. However I became convinced that this was a once in a lifetime display when Mcenroe was shown on TV. Here was a man who played one of the greatest finals right here against Borg. And he looked stunned. To bring that expression out of a man who played some great tennis requires a stupendous performance. And he later officially declared the match as "This is the greatest match I've ever seen"

Federer took the third and the fourth via tie breaker. The serve was helping him and his superiority in tie breaks helped him. So did Nadal's nerves. A five set vistory for Federer was assumed. However no tie breaks in the fifth set. 

The fifth set started. The two must have been exhausted. At least now the intensity will come down. However the occasion demanded extra effort. For Federer this would have been his sixth straight Wimbledon. For Nadal this would have been his first Wimbledon and he would have become the first after that Borg (yes, him again!) to win both the French Open and the Wimbledon the same year. The extra effort was well justified and was made as well. It helped that there was a rain break in between the fifth set with the score being 2-2 and deuce. How appropriate for it to rain when it was even stevens. The heavens must have thought it unfair to have a rain break when one had some kind of advantage. Both resumed play refreshed. The shots were still perfect, the rallies long and hard fought. Did I forget to mention the quality of the rallies? How foolish of me. Normally a rally consists of a few good shots and one definite winning shot. Here the rallies consisted of many potential winners which were converted into just good shots by these two heavenly creatures. The angle of some shots was outrageous. Federer's backhand and Nadal's forehand were constantly doing battle carving out one outrageous angle after another with chalk flying everywhere.

Unfortunately I missed the game where Nadal broke for the final time. However I was able to watch the final game. Almost five hours of play had already been clocked. And here are these two playing as if this were the first game. It finally ended and Nadal fell on his back no doubt exhausted. Federer had his head in his hands. Then they both came up to shake hands. The camaraderie they showed in that moment made the match even more perfect. This is how you play. You play as hard as you can, use all your skills and tricks to get the edge but in the end you give your opponent the respect he deserves.

It was a great match and a great advertisement of tennis. And the lights went out minutes after it ended. Someone up there seems to have been watching and did not want it get interrupted.

 

 


» Mahabali Khali - Pro Wrestling boom in India?
As the IPL is raging on and grabbing eyeballs all around India, one more "sport entertainment" related happening is generating buzz and creating a lot of interest, interest which is as equal to the one created by cricketers and cheerleaders. That happening is the visit of the Great Khali aka Dalip Singh to India.

For people not following pro wrestling and/or Hindi news channels, the Great Khali is a pro wrestler working for the World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) group wherein he performs for their RAW, Smackdown and ECW programmes. Pro wrestling for the uninitiated is differant from amateur wrestling in that pro wrestling involves more money, louder gimmicks and less stringent rules. However the biggest differance is that pro wrestling bouts are fixed with the main intention being staging a good fight and entertaining rather than winning. Pro wrestling also involves a lot of gimmicks, storylines and feuds between wrestlers which are all aimed at entertaining the crowd.

However pro wrestling also involves actual fighting as in the wrestlers actually hit each other. There are hardcore no holds barred matches wherein a wrestler can be hit by baseball bats, chairs, ladders, tables, dustbins, steel stairs, etc. Blood is spilt in the wrestling ring. In fact wrestlers often cut themselves up using blades to "sell" an injury caused by an opponents' attack to "put them over" i.e. to make them look good. Wrestlers take dangerous "bumps" i.e. they let themselves be picked up and thrown in the ring or outside it. There was one legendary steel cage match wherein one wrestler was thrown from top of a 15 feet steel cage on the announcers' table (the victim incidentally wrote a fantastic autobiography which was on the New York Bestsellers' list!!).

Matches are actually planned prior to being executed by the wrestlers. Main onus is on making sure that the bumps do not hurt too much. Which is why inspite of some dangerous moves, the wrestlers appear ok most of the time after the match. What they do requires immense training. Still accidents happen and careers are shortened.

Pro wrestling in India has a history. Matches used to be conducted in fairs and carnivals. Dara Singh the famous wrestler cum film actor actually was a pro wrestler who was rated as one of the best in his eras. However pro wrestling did not catch up here due to uncertain reasons. Till now there have been a handful of wrestlers of Indian origin who have been active in pro wrestling. They include Tiger Jeet Singh who was quite a rage in Japan in the 60s and 70s and Sonjay Dutt who is wrestling in TNA (Total Non Stop Action) which is one significant competitor to the WWE in the pro wrestling business in America.

The Geart Khali is a differant phenomenon altogether. He seems to have caught the imagination of quite a few Indians. Sonjay Dutt was hyped and advertised by Star Sports which telecasts TNA in India. He does enjoy popularity among the urban kids especially when he had visited India. However Khali has gone mainstream. The Hindi News channels have virtually gone ballistic over him and his exploits are reported and commented on every day. He is given titles like "Mahabali Khali", his image superimposed over a tiger and he is touted as the Indian challenger to the videshi monopoly over wrestling. The Hindi News channel strictly follow "kayfabe" (i.e. potraying the storylines and feuds happening in the ring as real and unstaged) either because they are instructed to or because they are dumb enough not to get the fact that it is all staged. Anyways, Khali's popularity is making WWE go mainstream in India. WWE is getting mentioned on news websites, Khali's photos plastered on hoardings and thousands are lining up to just see him. Not bad for a guy whose wrestling abilities are limited. In fact Khali in the ring leads to chants of "you can't wrestle" in the crowd and you have to agree with them.

However Khali is proving to be a big ticket draw in India and Asia. WWE is not ignoring this. Hence the Khali visit to India. WWE may even schedule a tour to India based on the response Khali gets. And by the evidence of his popularity here it may happen sooner rather than later.
» Indian Middle Class and Food crisis.
http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/News/Economy/Indicators/Bush_now_blames_Indian_middle_class_for_rising_food_prices/articleshow/3006614.cms

So now apart from stealing jobs from poor Americans (Ignoring the fact that the poor guys are overpaid and overfed), India is the cause of the current food crisis as well.

Now we know why the USA is now gunning for a reasonably well fed Iran while it ignored/tolerated the famine infested anarchy in Somalia, Rwanda, etc. It is not about oil, it is about controlling food prices!!
» Quota row - SC gives ok to Quota.
OBC Quota upheld by Supreme Court.
http://www.ibnlive.com/news/sc-upholds-obc-quota-keeps-creamy-layer-out/63029-3.html
While the court does bar the creamy layer, knowing the way admissions are procured using fake caste certificates, we will have undeserving candidates from the creamy layer as well as the upper castes taking up seats which would have served better had they been occupied by a deserving candidate.
All IIMs have hiked their fees to match the levels of private institutions. Were they aware of this judgement before doing the same?
With 49% of the seats taken by lower ranked people, the amount of the best students (falling in the 99-100 percentile range for CAT or the dudes who aced their GD/PIs) going to private institutes like MDI, SP Jain, XlRI, etc. will increase. Also which company is going to visit the IIM campus after day 0 when they know that there will be more bright students in the private institutes compared to the students left over in the IIMs after the cream have been taken away ("cream" here meaning capability wise)?
Borrowing from the pony tail guru, students will have no choice but to "think beyond the IIMs".
» Cricketing bliss
There can be no better way to spend an afternoon than by reading Peter Roebuck praising His Royal Highness.
» Azeem o shaan Shahenshah
When Mughal E Azam first released, it generated slow business. Audience reaction was very muted. People thought that the movie was rejected. Same happened with Sholay. The critics were merciless in their panning of the films especially Sholay. Extravagent films without "heart", they said. But then we know what happened. Both ended up being the biggest hits of their era. The audience reaction was muted not because they did not like it. It was because they were overwhelmed with awe. Awe at the splendour, the scale and the vision seen on the big screen.

Maybe we are seing the same with Jodhaa Akbar. Right now critics are being harsh on the film. They are calling it a bloated film with half baked plots and with more attention paid to the sets and costumes. Khalid Moahammed is finding ridiculous reasons to diss it. Nikhat Kazmi cannot be taken seriously after her plagarization controversy. Raja Sen has stated that Ashutosh Gowarikar is not best suited for cinema as an art form which I find a little hard to believe. Gowarikar is best suited for cinema because his vision just cannot be compressed into a TV screen even if it is a 50 inch plasma one.

However if you ask me as an audience member who watched the movie not out of professional obligation or with personal issues (which I think Khalid has for uncertain reasons), I will say this - the movie was freaking awesome. The splendour, the scale, the vision and yes, the acting (Of course Aishwarya Rai was aweful when she was talking).

People have claimed that the film is distorting history. I would ask these people to go read some actual history books. Bairam Khan who is almost deified by our school history books was actually getting out of hand when Akbar forced him into retirement. Akbar was well known for taming wild elephants alone with bare hands. Akbar did actually put Aadam Khan to death by throwing him downstairs head first. In fact there is one variant to the story - Akbar threw him down by himself. The character Maham Anga did exist and did have influence over her foster child Akbar. Ashutosh does well by not including Birbal into the picture as his existance and prominence is a matter of speculation. However Ashutosh does tease by including a young nameless Hindu courtier who accompanies the emperor in his first marketplace walk in disguise, a setting for countless Akber Birbal stories. Sure there are some inaccuracies like the climatic showdown (Akbar was a legendary warrior who was unmatched one on one..but a duel to decide the emporership is plain bad stategy) and the reason for the foster mother being made inconsequential. However there is a thing called creative license and we are talking about a commercial movie, not a History Channel special. However Khalid boy lamenting the absence of any mention of Din E Ilahi is ridiculous. The religon was thought of and practiced in Akber's last years which is much after the span of the movie. About Jodha's existance, the same is justified at the start of the film and is the perfect argument.
There are flaws in the film. The screenplay could have been tighter and some subplots could have been explored further. Then there is Aishwarya Rai whose dialogue delivery is so flat, it drives you to sleep. She does look really beautiful and "mallika - e - hindustan"like but age is catching up with her which means that the only reason for her still having a film career is fast fading out.
The good things about the film are too many to discuss. The music is good which is made greater by the fantastic picturization. The action scenes are great considering that there were real people, not animated characters fighting. People are comparing them unfavourably with those of LOTR and Troy. Unfavourable because the action budget of these films would have financed ten Jodha Akbers. The sets are great. Dialogues are authentic though tough to follow at times. The camerawork is of the highest quality. The full sweep of the battlefield in the opening battle scene reminds you of Lawrence of Arabia. Acting is good which is expected since it is Gowariker'r film. Nikitan Dheer is good as the evil brother in law and has a physique which made Hrithik look scrawny. Mention must be made of the return of Raza Murad and his booming voice to A - list cinema. As Akber Hrithik shows why he is the true successor of Amitabh Bachchan. The screen sizles when he is there. He virtually becomes Akbar. Watch him taming the elephant and you actually feel you are looking at one of the greatest experors and not at an actor.
Finally there is the direction. It must be difficult pulling off such a daunting project with huge stars, heavyduty research and huge expectations. He does it with success. Success because he has made people who really matter go numb with awe.
» Ricky Clinton?
January 26, 1998 - "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"



January 6, 2008 -"There’s no way I grounded that ball."                   


Beware Obama, there is another Clinton in the house. And he did not even need to wag his finger!!
» 2nd Match - India Vs. Aus - Sydney - Disgraceful!!
If this match will be remembered for anything, it will be for:
1)Heralding the introduction of referrals. If they are not done, one or two ageing umpires like B(f)ucknor will stand a risk of being plonked on the head by a bat or ball. Thank God it was Dravid today who was fingerred (pun intended) or else it would have happened.
2)The crap about taking the word of the fielder with respect to a doubtful being shelved. Especially after the holier than thou proponent of the crap himself claims a bump ball as a catch and gives a "i have been robbed" expression after being denied.
3)The lowering of credibility of the Australian team to almost zero. Gilchrist who is seen as an epitome of fair play appeals when he could see a huge gap between bat and pad. Clark does not walk after a clear edge is taken hundred times more clearly than his take of Ganguly. Fine, do not walk, appeal like shameless idiots intent on robbery since it is your right. But do not ever get self righteous on these matters like Ponting in a post match interview. You made me almost throw up in disgust. Aussies claim to play fair. If this is fair Bucknor is the world's greatest umpire.
4)Kumble as the true role model. He deserves a ticker tape bus top parade just for his conduct today. And he is the only one who made me cry twice (first time when he bowled with a broken jaw).
5)Yuvraj Singh showing that he is better off hammering sixes in stupid 20/20 crapfests than battling in a real contest. He should be encouraged to stick to serenading starlets so that he can be kept away from a test match arena.
6)The confirmation of the suspicion that Buck Fuck has some beef with the Indians. Buck off Fucknor, you are a bloody disgrace
» Disgraceful!!
If this match will be remembered for anything, it will be for:
1)Heralding the introduction of referrals. If they are not done, one or two ageing umpires like B(f)ucknor will stand a risk of being plonked on the head by a bat or ball. Thank God it was Dravid today who was fingerred (pun intended) or else it would have happened.
2)The crap about taking the word of the fielder with respect to a doubtful being shelved. Especially after the holier than thou proponent of the crap himself claims a bump ball as a catch and gives a "i have been robbed" expression after being denied.
3)The lowering of credibility of the Australian team to almost zero. Gilchrist who is seen as an epitome of fair play appeals when he could see a huge gap between bat and pad. Clark does not walk after a clear edge is taken hundred times more clearly than his take of Ganguly. Fine, do not walk, appeal like shameless idiots intent on robbery since it is your right. But do not ever get self righteous on these matters like Ponting in a post match interview. You made me almost throw up in disgust. Aussies claim to play fair. If this is fair Bucknor is the world's greatest umpire.
4)Kumble as the true role model. He deserves a ticker tape bus top parade just for his conduct today. And he is the only one who made me cry twice (first time when he bowled with a broken jaw).
5)Yuvraj Singh showing that he is better off hammering sixes in stupid 20/20 crapfests than battling in a real contest. He should be encouraged to stick to serenading starlets so that he can be kept away from a test match arena.
6)The confirmation of the suspicion that Buck Fuck has some beef with the Indians. Buck off Fucknor, you are a bloody disgrace.
» ICL vs. IPL - ICL takes the 'fashionable' lead



I do not know whether ICL will be successful, but it surely will book a place in cricket history books as the league which made their players look like they have just got out of a pool full of differant colours.

Imagine Inzamam playing dressed up in shocking pink ("pink potato" is what comes to mind) or Brian Lara dressed up in the green and blue.

If anything, people will definitely come to watch at least to see cricketers playing cricket in kindergarten clothes.
» Nostalgia
Everyone gets nostalgic some time or the other. It is one feeling which makes you stand still and think of some past incident or group of incidents whose sudden memory made you nostalgic. You ponder over it, enjoy its, even think how would you have made it even more enjoyable. It normally brings with it a certain heaviness in the heart and you normally blurt out "those were the days" after the memory flash is over.

Nostalgia can be triggered off by anything. One of the biggest nostalgia trigger for me is the Windows Media Player in my computer which keeps on reminding me of my IIMK days. I use it to play songs while I am working/surfing/playing games. Some songs bring out particuler memories from my two year stay.

The songs from Yuva particulerly "Fanaa" remind me of the two week mini term my batch had to endure. It also brings back memories of my brief stay at Hostel D with Rupam Das as my balcony partner.

The songs of "Chalte Chalte" remind me of the the trip to Coorg with the bhais, the  drive though the long winding  roads  of the  hillside and everyone getting sentimental for no particuler reason  as "Pyaar tumko bhi Hain" played.

The songs of Queen, The Doors and Pink Floyd remind me of the night outs spent studying for exams by reading powerpoint slides (yes, MBA involves reading, preparing, studying, even sleeping over PPTs).

Summer of '69 reminds me of the parties we had in the mess. It reminds me of  classmates letting their hair down and performing steps ranging from the salsa routine to bhangra to the chest thumping bhaigiri dance.

"Numa Numa" reminds me of the last days at IIMK when with placements done we all were free spirits enjoying every moment and at the same time sad over the fact that college life was soon to get over. It particulerly reminds me of Hostel G and Karan Shah going bonkers singing the song at the top of his voice.

These and many others keep on bringing back memories of the time spent over the two hills. Why just these memories? Because of the simple reason that the computer was purchase there and the songs downloaded and heard for the first time there. Summer of '69 is an exception but no where else have people danced more outrageously when it played than in IIMK.

Also life after IIMK has become a routine with most of the time spent acting as a grown up working or trying to look busy. At the same time, while at IIMK I used to become nostalgic thinking of life at R A Podar. While at R A Podar, I used to get nostalgic over school life. This may be what nostagia does - make you look at your past with rose tinted glasses. Five years in the future, I may be sitting in front of the computer typing out memories of life at ICICI Bank i.e. if I am no longer part of it.

However right now, with Doors singing "Touch Me" I am thinking of the night outs...... and feeling nostagic.
» About Podcast, Harsha and dabbawalas.
Two of my R A Podar friends, Abhishek Kumar and Aditya Mhatre (no relative of mine) have a podcasting blog called Indicast which won at the Indibloggies this year. They have achieved some fame and have started interviewing some interesting people. Right now they have achieved some coup (according to them) by interviewing India's Tony Cozier, Hyderbad's pride, an inspiration to all cricket fans who are not actualy great cricketers themselves...(okay I stop right here), Mr. Harsha Bhogle!!!

Catch the conversation on this link . If you like it, go to their Point Blank Interview  page which includes their interviews with interesting people like Gurcharan Das and the Economists's Obituaries Editor. Also included is an interesting interview with the CEO of the famous Mumbai's Dabbawalas, which is not surprising considering Abhishek's almost obsessive interest in the dabbawalas and their ways.
» Bhutto - Just another politician.
A day after the Karachi bomb blasts (If you do not know about it, you are either too immersed in work or have been living under a rock till now), Ms. Bhutto comes out with statements claiming that she knew she would have to face assassination attempts and that she had shortlisted three individuals whom she suspected would try to kill her.

If she knew all this,I assume she might have taken some precautions on her own considering that she does not trust the security forces of her country. She seems smart enough to know of the tried and tested methods of the terrorists in trying to assassinate someone. That method is one in which one bugger with dreams of cavorting with 72 virgins in heaven puts on sundry explosives on his body and goes kaboom in a place where said target would be present. It works best when the kaboom happens in a huge procession where it would be virtually impossible for the security to track each individual present.

When you know that you are going to be targetted, when you know that you will be mostly targetted by a suicide bomber, when you know that suicide bombers work best in a huge crowd, why do you allow such crowds to gather in the first place. Why didnt Ms. Bhutto ask her supporters to celebrate at their houses instead to coming out and become sitting ducks in a possible attack?

It could be that Madam had no clue about it and is just improvising to get mileage. Which shows her bloody insensitivity in making a political issue out of such a tragic happening.

It could also be that she knew about it. She may have thought that the General will not risk a public attack to happen at this time. This is sheer recklessness. And to take advantage of your recklessness requires a thick skin of a politician which Bhutto certainly has.

It also could be that she knew about it. She may have known that it will happen and she let it happen in order to gain mileage. After all she was provided a bulletproof car and had security all around her. Hence her being hurt was very unlikely. This is farfetched and comes underthe category of conspiracy theory. But we are talking about a politician. They are like this only.
» Uthappa Uthappa!! And bye bye Tendulkar (in ODIs that is)
Ohh boy, what a cracker of a match. And what a finish!! Uthappa was a bloody revelation eve for people like me who have followed his rise from the U19s. He is the most destructive young batter in India (more than Yuvraj and Dhoni) but his coolness under pressure today was a pleasant surprise.

However the day has been saddened a bit by reports of Tendulkar contemplating retirement from ODIs after the matches against Pakistan and Australia. It is a correct decision since he has been struggling a lot due to the packed schedule and it will help in prolonging his Test career. After all Tests are the real thing. But it saddens me as it will most cricket lovers (except those jackasses who think of him as a run machine....even now one can imagine headlines stating that he is running away and will not be performing his duties of entertaining the masses). My first cricketing memory is of my father raving about his first century in England. Then my second prominent memory is of him getting a West Indian out to secure a tie in Australia in 1992. Then onwards cricket was about Tendulkar and mainly Tendulkar.
I am not a fan of ODIs (and absolutely hate 20/20) but my interest in them have been mostly sustained by the masterly performances of the little one. Now with him about to exit from the ODI stage, it will be tough to retain it.
» Journey through IIMK -- An exercise in growing up.
Just completed one year at ICICI. It has been an interesting year. Will not say that it has been completely without any hitch or cock-ups. There have been painful moments, tearful (almost) moments, moments when one felt it was not worth it. But there have been good moments, moments where you were appreciated, moments whose memories were enough to get you through the poorer ones. People say that ICICI is a good finishing school for freshers – it shatters all your idealistic perceptions and gives you enough hard knocks to last a lifetime. It makes you get out of your comfort zone and grow up.

Couldn’t agree with them more.

Actually growing up has been quite an interesting process for me. It started with my admission in IIMK. Let me start by saying that on hindsight, I was too immature for an MBA. I was just out of college, did not know anything about living and working alone. In fact in my first two weeks at K, I actually thought of running away and retreat to the comfort and familiarity of my home.

I was actually contemplating career suicide.

Then I grew up a little. Saji Gopinath’s classes made me warm up to life in an IIM. Plus I fell in love. Or rather infatuation or whatever they call it these days. However childish it was, it scrapped all plans of quitting. For that I am forever indebted to her.

But the growth was not enough. It required a horrible second term with its summer placement season to put some sense in me. Not getting an early placement was painful but knowing that it would have been avoidable if I had put some effort was even more painful. I did get placed but the process taught me about self presentation and gave me a sufficient kick on the backside.

Then came the third semester. I feel that the third semester is specifically meant for pricking the egos of MBA students when it has been inflated by success in placements. If it is the truth, it served its purpose well. Though it was merciless torture, it did not hurt that much since everyone suffered. You do not grow up if you are not grandstanding in misery.

If anything, summers served as the proverbial knockout. I suffered my first mauling from the boss. Worse, I deserved it. Self pity couldn’t be stronger. Summers actually taught me that marketing was not my cup of tea. On hindsight, summers was a good lesson and straightened me and made me give up on unrealistic dreams. But in that summer of 2004, it was torture. And as said earlier, the perfect ground for growing up.

All this time, the pressure was not as intense as to cause a breakdown. I still was in my comfort zone. I was in an IIM for God’s sake. I had gone though a year of immense culture shock and three months of intense summer pain and survived. It couldn’t get worse.

It did.

As said earlier, summers taught me about my unsuitability in marketing. However I had chosen my electives to be marketing heavy. This led to a problem as my interest in marketing had evaporated. This led to some harrowing times in the fourth semester. And my worst project. It was about advertising sanitary napkins. It was a major embarrassment. During the presentation, I flipped and ran away after lunch. Just like I had planned the previous year. Unlike that time, Saji had already screwed us up and left. And the infatuation was going nowhere and was turning out to be a major pain in itself. I did eventually return (the same evening actually) but I was in the pits.

However after the embarrassment things did look up. After some good projects I received some good advice from a friend to start afresh and pursue finance. I was not a fin bond but I was good with balance sheets and could genuinely do a good job working with them. As it turns out, this is precisely what I do now.

After the fourth term things got smoother. I started concentrating on working on strengths and undid some of the past damage. However my image had taken a beating. It takes ages to change people’s perception of yourself. Mine had been damaged for four semesters. And my behaviour and antics did not help. However in the fifth term I stopped caring. It was not correct but at least I was not doing any further damage.

By this time I had got over the crush. Worse, I got entangled into another one. However I had learnt how to handle it without any major damage.

The last two semesters were the best ones I had. There was clarity in purpose, manageable distractions and peace of mind. Not surprisingly, I got my only As during this period. There was only one hurdle. Final placements.

This time I was better prepared. I had limited my applications to Fin related ones which lessened the potential heartburn. Placements went as expected with Day 0 being barren. Day 1 was my hope. The first session was bad since no Fin company was involved. Then my dream job interview happened. I gave an unconvincing interview. I did not mess up but it was not special. Somehow it clicked. I had a job and this time it was about something I knew about.

I had gone through hell. And somehow I scraped through. I still had some juvenility in me. I still had my nefund crush to deal with. I had a little growing up to do. This was dealt with by my IDBI stint. But that is a story for another day.
» Tagged
Have been tagged by Queen Di. Actually should thank her for getting me to write on this blog again. So here goes:

1. Pick out a scar you have, and explain how you got it.
I have one on my left cheek which acts as a milestone in that it is the first of the innumerable accidents I have gone through. I was six years old and had scant respect for road manners especially when it came to crossing it. I was running from a friend's house to mine(picture this, quaint old neighbourhood with small roads between houses) and being single minded in my approach towards life, did not look left or right but just in front. And was promptly taught about the importance of looking left by a cycle which banged against me at full speed. I was virtually KOed and on the ground bawling my heart out. Then mummy picked me up and ran all the way to the doctor (strong woman my mummy). If that was not enough I banged my head against the wooden leg of the sofa the next week which led to another scar which is hidden by the left eyebrow.


2. What is on the walls in your room?
Nothing. Offices normally are not that decked up.

3. What does your phone look like?
Broken, mangled, screwed up but still working. It is so bad that no mobile thief in the world will even look at it. But it has served me well.

4. What music do you listen to?
Old rock of the Pink Floyd and the Doors kind. Plus hindi songs.

5. What is your current desktop picture?
A photo of nine month old nephew, Amogh at his toothless smiling best.

6. What do you want more than anything right now?
I want a vacation. Anywhere will do, but it should be far enough to warrant a week long leave application.


7. Do you believe in gay marriage?
Yes. Gays are human too. Also help in eliminating competition for the straight ones.

8. Are your parents still together?
Yup, 32 years and going strong.

9. What are you listening to?
the tapping of fingers against keyboards.

10. Do you get scared of the dark?
I was shit scared of darkness in my youth. Then came the stint in IIMK wherein I was staying alone for the first time ever. Helped me get over it. Though still when alone I do prefer to sleep with the lights on....


11. The last person to make you cry?
Two people. A firefighter and a girl. Actually it was a picture of them where the firefighter was comforting the little girl who had been taken out of a rubble. It turned out that the girl was dead by the time the picture was taken.

12. What kind of hair/eye type do you like on the opposite sex?
Hair on head will do me fine irrespective of the colour except when the hair is dyed. Artificial stuff whether it be hair dye or straightened nose or silicon implants are lame. As for eye type, any colour will do.


13. Do you like pain killers?
Pain is good. It reminds you that your body has its limits. Pain killers are against nature. Hence I am not a fan of them.


14. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
I used to be shy. Tried asking a girl once. It was a miserable flop. She of course rejected. Has become a good friend now. Now I am not that shy. But now I find it incredibly stupid asking someone out. So there.


15. Favourite pizza topping?
Hmmm....anything prepared using chicken. I am a strict non vegetarian.

16. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?
Sizzling chocolate brownie.

Now I tag everyone added on my friends list. Mainly cause everyone has been asleep these days. Wake up everyone. Especially you Karan. Gollikeri has said some uncharitable things about Agarkar in his blog. At least react to that. Or else I will have to write a post berating Tendulkar (even if it breaks my heart!!!).
» Potty over Potter
The world has gone bonkers over Hari Putter these past few weeks. Mothers are worrying over the recurrence of Hogwarts Headache. (though it was mainly due to the atrocity that was the fifth book, the Order of the Phoenix thingy and also due to Ms. Rowling going way overboard with a 970 page length. I mean kids do not read that much in one year, let alone in a day or two.) Not helping matters was the release of the fifth HP film on the above mentioned marathon crap. HP does not translate well on screen unlike LOTR. But they say it is the best of the lot. The worst book led to the best movie and vice versa (i.e. with Goblets of fire which was the best book IMHO)....
interesting!!

Websites have sprouted revealing the end and particulerly the names of them who are gonna be wasted, the collateral damage, the less fortunate ones who are not mentioned in the past tense and/or have kids named after them in the final chapter. I had the misfortune of reading the spoilers on Rediff one one of their messageboards. But then ther are different spoiler versions mainly due to bogus HP7 books which have infiltrated the market. The result being that everyone has now been murdered as per one version or the other. Which means that now the fun will be in seeing which version is the correct one.

In all this madness, it should not be forgotten that the series is worth reading (well, apart from Order of the Phoenix though on introspection it is not that bad....). And I have bought the book though have not yet started reading it seriously (have gone through the last pages...JK shows that she is smart by spacing out the end this time so one does not get to know the entire ending). Hope it is as good as people are saying. Though they had said the same thing about the Order.....
» Writers BLock!!
It has been exactly eight months since I last wrote about my nephew (Amogh). Now he has started responding when you call his name, has learnt how to sit, has begun crawling and even has began calling out "ba ba". he has learnt a lot in seven month. And what have I done? Written seven posts on my blog. Yes, that is right!! Seven, saat, VII, saatam (or whatever it is they call it in Sanskrit).

It depresses me every time I go on my homepage. The second latest post talks about Ravi Shastri being appointed as the stop gap coach for the tour to Bangladesh. Look at what all has happened - Bangladesh has been beaten, now it is being obliterated by the Sri Lankans. India has gone on to beat South Africa in what must have been the most innovative preparatory matches for the England tour (i will not call it a series. The whole concept sucks and there is no motivation left to play and win these matches). Ravi Shastri was replaced by another stopgap coach (I will not call him manager as it is the same as Bombay being renamed Mumbai).
And what have I done? Wrote a post and that also one where I ask rhetorical questions and show how profound a thinker I am!!

It is hard to understand the reasons for the low output from my end. ICICI has been hectic. But even IDBI was hectic. Work has increased but I still am free on Sundays.

It is also not because I have lost interest in blogging. I do comment a lot on other posts especially on cricket.

It is always like this - I sit in front of a computer and press the button "post an entry". As the page opens and I watch the open space with the cursor blinking invitingly, I go blank. Nothing comes out- no idea, no wisecrack, nothing, shunya, nada (not the Shakti Kapoor waala naada, the one which mean zero in some other language).

And it is not that I force myself to blog. I enjoy writing, however amateurish my attempts turn out. It began in Kozhikode, a hobby I rank among the better ones picked from there - the others being movie collection, reading pink newspapers (ironical that now when i need to read them the most, I do not) and reading cricinfo (there are other hobbies also, though now would not be an appropriate time to talk about them).

Then why, kyon, ka?

Till one can answer that question, I have no other option but to fight the block and write sometihng. Like this. It may be gibberish but it has to be written. And posted. And laughed at. Until it isnt done, inertia comes in. And you have nothing to show for seven months of your life except forrhetorical questions and Ravi Shastri.
» I Wonder....

- Why does a news channel (or "sting" channel) have a live Sex Ed session at nights and standup comedy on weekends?

- Why are property prices rising when logic and economics (which are similar to each other contrary to what I believed in my college days) say that they should sink like the Titanic?

- How do cricket bats without a sticker costing Rs. 200 bucks in Kashmir become cricket bats with a sticker costing Rs. 3000 in Mumbai.

- Why are paintings of  Muslim painters and young art students depicting nude goddesses against Indian culture while ancient temple carvings showing nude goddesses having sex in differant  (and strange) positions are Indian culture?

- Why is the oldest political party of the biggest democracy still playing "dynasty dynasty" and pinning its fortune on an ignorant, immature and incompetent idiot ?

- Why do people call hotel bills "cheques" when we still pay by cash or credit cards?

- Who cut our President's hair?

- Why do I blog so infrequently?
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