How (not) to get to the aiport in Calgary
You're in Calgary at the (quite fun) HotNets 2008 workshop. Your flight leaves at 10:45pm, promising to be a brain-draining three-flight red-eye back home. You want some exercise before the flight, but you've checked out of your hotel already. Combine with a bit of a habit of enjoying going places under your own power, and the solution seems obvious:
Walk to the airport.
It turns out that, in Calgary, it's possible. You might even take this route. The first 6 miles are great. Through Nose Hill park on trails through knee-high grass, with a great view of the city and lots of friendly people walking happy puppies. After that, though...
Advice 1: Don't try to cut through the under-development extension to the airport blvd. Climbing through a (stationary) train is a bit nervous. Getting stopped by a river afterwords just sucks, because you know that you then have to climb through the train again. And before you ask, the river was too wide to jump, and it smelled like cow poop. I met the cows a bit later when I went around the area to the north. They looked very surprised to see a human walking past on the freeway, as about fifteen pairs of cow eyes swiveled to intently track my progress.
Advice 2: Just ... stop at the 6 mile spot and call a taxi. The rest of the route gets very freeway-like. The overpass over highway 2 is particularly noteworthy, with its knee-high guardrail and rushing traffic inspiring mild vertigo even in a climber.
Advice 3: Ignore the above. You'll be chuckling about the time you walked to the airport in Canada for years to come...
(Many thanks to Carey Williamson for suggesting a much better route than the one I'd initially picked!)


