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Time:	05:25 pm
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I had no intention of writing another one, I swear. But I've found Aliera to be a lot pushier than Morrolan.

Disclaimer: Almighty Brust, have mercy on a fan who's impoverished herself to buy your books.
Once again, recognition goes to Cassie Claire for starting the VSD trend.

Very Secret Diary of Aliera e'Kieron

Day 1: Oh, *well done*, father.

Day 12: Have decided that being dead sucks.

Day 30000: I am so incredibly bored.

Day 75000: Bored bored bored bored bored.

Day 105021: Have been resurrected by cousin and his wisecracking Eastern catamite(?). Yay!

Day 105023: The bastard only bothered to resurrect me to avoid being heir. Will stay here and mooch off his hospitality as revenge. My staying has absolutely nothing to do with my entire inheritance now being a huge sea of amorphia.
Also, Easterner apparently not catamite. Morrolan had me a bit worried there.

Day 105024: Though apparently not a pervy Easterner fancier as I'd first feared, my cousin is a huge poofy showoff, which is actually more annoying.

Day 105089: Initial fears confirmed, though Vlad is apparently oblivious to Morrolan hitting on him left right and center. Ew.

Day 105273: Have discovered someone with blood even purer than mine and am no longer heir, yay! Morrolan also v. relieved to have another person between himself and responsibility. Lazy bastard.
In other news, Vlad is displaying disturbing masochistic tendencies.

Day 105276: Vlad now shacking up with female assassin, after shortest courtship ever. Morrolan having a sulk.

Day 105281: Norathar also sulking. Pointed out that chasing after Easterners is generally frowned upon, and Zerika only gets away with it because they have no other choice. She played off my desire to not be heir, and I somehow wound up agreeing to help her hide her general perviness. This shouldn't be hard, as everyone is usually too busy gawking at Morrolan's latest stunt to notice anything else.

Day 105403: Have I mentioned how incredibly annoying Morrolan's pretensions are? Am going to go antagonize him.

Later: Morrolan offended. Merely told him that I thought the glittery nail polish was a bit much. Argued and fought, v. satisfying.

Day 105404: Morrolan's attempts to prove he has no interest in Vlad funniest thing ever. He was shot down by no less than five of his guests. Had to leave the room before I laughed myself sick.

Day 105407: Haven't seen Morrolan for a while. Probably hiding somewhere, v v drunk.

Later: Gossip from servants is Morrolan last seen going to his bedroom with female guest. Ew.

Later still: Wait, that was three days ago! Horrible thoughts!

Day 105409: Am bored and increasingly disgusted. Am going to chase Morrolan out of his room.

Later: His guest was still there? Am scarred for life.

Day 105414: Morrolan's been sulking in the library since Vlad visited. Am going to mock.

Later: Morrolan's insults become really pathetic when he's drunk.

Day 105415: Cawti visited. Watched Morrolan attempt to deal with her while hungover. Don't think his nausea was particularly helped by her v graphic threats. Am amused.

Day 105417: Oh for the love of...
Morrolan once again trying unsuccessfully to prove he's not interested in Vlad. Making an ass of himself.

Day 105420: Can't breath. Laughing too hard.

Later: Morrolan's jilted guest causing much chaos. Learned a great deal more than I ever wanted to about his love life. He tried to shut her up, so of course this is the only thing anyone talks about. Morrolan throwing hissy fits.

Day 105424: Cawti and Vlad stopped by in short succession. Taunting ensued. Morrolan livid, has reached 'I am manly, watch me kill things' level of anger. Am tagging along, this is the most fun I've had in ages.

You have no idea what it's like, trying to keep a straight face during class with this playing through your head all day. *facepalm*

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November 10th, 2003

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